"We lost to a club that cannot win unless the umpires carry them."I had a quick look at the scum board.
I didn't bother reacting or posting, lest I got given a day off.
I had some big guffaws at some of the dross posted therein.
Here's an example:
"We lost to a club that cannot win unless the umpires carry them."
P.S. I chose the word "dross" specifically.
Why?
Here's a definition:
The scum that forms on the surface of molten metal as a result of oxidation.
It's what happens when they have a meltdown.