Official Team Thread Roys FFC S16 Team Thread (2012/13)

[Reardo]

I just drank all the urine samples, I thought it was Gatorade. Well to be honest I realized what it was after the 7th but I was almost halfway through them all and it would have looked suspicious if only a few were missing.

 

[FattyLumpkin]

Well thanks for sharing 'em..................

 

[3KZ is Football]

I just drank all the urine samples, I thought it was Gatorade. Well to be honest I realized what it was after the 7th but I was almost halfway through them all and it would have looked suspicious if only a few were missing.

That doesn't explain what happened to my stool sample.

 

[Reardo]

That doesn't explain what happened to my stool sample.

You mean the Nutella??

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

You guys are making me hungry.

 

[Cheetah]

I just drank all the urine samples, I thought it was Gatorade. Well to be honest I realized what it was after the 7th but I was almost halfway through them all and it would have looked suspicious if only a few were missing.

Did mine taste ok? Nothing suspicious in there I hope, don't want any strife from the ASDA boys!

 

[Freakie]

I substituted mine with my dogs...

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I substituted mine with my dogs...

you have dogs, or do you mean me?

 

[Broken]

Sorry about my sample Reardo. That free plate of asparagus was too good to knock back.

 

[FattyLumpkin]

No idea why they asked us to pee in the cups - they coulda got the entire teams sample from the blocked drain in the shower. Plus 3KZ's stool sample. His stool and Pant's back hair is the reason it's blocked in the first place. Ok - plus the condoms, ciggy packets, continence pads, partly burnt Ross Oakley effigies, Noel Gordon's spleen, opponents will to live and copies of the 1944 VFL Footy Record.

 

[pantskyle]

Sorry about my sample Reardo. That free plate of asparagus was too good to knock back.

I love asparagus.

 

[Freakie]

I love asparagus.

I love lamp

 

[pantskyle]

I love lamp

Does your urine smell like lamp?

 

[Freakie]

Does your urine smell like lamp?

No it smells like sex panther

 

[pantskyle]

No it smells like sex panther

What's the success rate of Sex Panther again?

 

[Cheetah]

Yeah fess up, is it really working for you or what??

 

[Broken]

Just noticed the Season 16 draw is out. 4 away games in the first 6 rounds

 

[Freakie]

What's the success rate of Sex Panther again?

60% of the time it works every time

 

[FattyLumpkin]

60% of the time it works every time

Doesn't count if it's your team mate.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

So I've managed a couple of laps of the buffet in prep for the season proper, how's everyone else shaping up?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Does it usually get this agro before the season starts? i thought this was a happy place.

 

[Reardo]

Does it usually get this agro before the season starts? i thought this was a happy place.

Fantasy football is a serious business.

 

[Carn the Roys!]

Fantasy football is a serious business.

Brick killed a guy.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Not sure if you guys already know but just noticed that Maroon Goon has asked for his account to be deleted on the announcements board. Seem to remember him being signed with you?

 

[Freakie]

Not sure if you guys already know but just noticed that Maroon Goon has asked for his account to be deleted on the announcements board. Seem to remember him being signed with you?

Cheers Danx10. Reardo please note