royboy2
Average Old Bastard
- Dec 7, 2007
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- Rabbitohs, Villa, McLaren F1, ENG
I think fitzroybulldog official diagnosis was Leather poisoning
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You know the usual. Wake up in the middle of the night in intense pain, pissing blood, fever, dizziness and what i believe to be my first introduction to kidney stones.What happened?
How do you think i got these kidney stones?Ouch. Well get well soon, we need you to do absolutely all the work for us while we kick back.
Fellow Roys, firstly I must apologize for my recent absence, work and other personal issues have dictated I needed to be elsewhere. Just on the ruours circulating presently stating that our once proud club is on it's last legs, all I can say is "**** 'em". Moving forward I think the time has come for some fresh blood to lead us into the future, I'm looking at relinquishing the leadership and I'd love it if we could all get behind our new leader, if he still wants it that is, fitzroybulldog.
To be honest I've actually enjoyed a bit of a break away from the SFA, I was probably getting a bit burnt out and stale. I've been around a long time, not as long as some granted, but I needed a freshen up. I suggest we rally and make the rest of the league look like a bunch of rank amateurs next season. I love you guys!!
We will have the Chuds in ice for you, for when you get back Fred. Hope it all goes well and is nothing too serious.
Shit. We're all here for you. I know we might be a motley bunch but if there is anything we can do, let us know.Unfortunately, it is but hopefully caught in time.
Far out Fred.Unfortunately, it is but hopefully caught in time.
This was mine
1. pantskyle
2. Marlowe
3. The Filth Wizard
4. fumbler
5. Danoz
6. Thefreshbanana
7. Bengwatkins
8. Frankston Rover
9. Son of God
10. Eth
11. Noobz0r
12. Wacky Tiger
13. Uncle_Leo
14. spookism
15. brahj
16. BigJoeD
17. A Bit High
18. Okeydoke7
19. Reardo
20. WiseGuySam
Absolutely.Far out Fred.
Hope everything is alright. You're one of the good ones.
Everything that can be crossed will be for you.
On behalf of my client, 3KZ is Football, I would like to make the following statement:
With respect to a number of player lists that have been circulating recently, it has become apparent that my client has not been accorded the respect that I believe he deserves. Having always prided himself on being a team player, this has not been an issue for my client, but the failure of Roys FFC Captain fitzroybulldog to find a place for 3KZ is Football in his top 20 players, has caused my client undue pain. This pain has been exacerbated by the fact that fitzroybulldog managed to rate Uncle_Leo at number 13. As a consequence, on behalf of 3KZ is Football, I announce his intention to resign from the Roys FFC immediately. My client has indicated that his preferred option would be to play at the Gold City Royals, a club for which he has held a well known affection. 3KZ is Football would like to thank players at the Roys FFC, past and present for their support. - TRICKY DIXON
A Statement issued on behalf of fitzroybulldogOn behalf of my client, 3KZ is Football, I would like to make the following statement:
With respect to a number of player lists that have been circulating recently, it has become apparent that my client has not been accorded the respect that I believe he deserves. Having always prided himself on being a team player, this has not been an issue for my client, but the failure of Roys FFC Captain fitzroybulldog to find a place for 3KZ is Football in his top 20 players, has caused my client undue pain. This pain has been exacerbated by the fact that fitzroybulldog managed to rate Uncle_Leo at number 13. As a consequence, on behalf of 3KZ is Football, I announce his intention to resign from the Roys FFC immediately. My client has indicated that his preferred option would be to play at the Gold City Royals, a club for which he has held a well known affection. 3KZ is Football would like to thank players at the Roys FFC, past and present for their support. - TRICKY DIXON
A Statement issued on behalf of fitzroybulldog
'I read this and my heart breaks. I believed that you didnt need a number like the other flogs on who are all so desperate to be ranked. I apologise if you never realized if you were the number #1 of my heart and soul. I should have reinforced it. I'm sorry I let you down.
I thought we were entering a new phase together, to build something beautiful. I wanted our future together, i wish i had known you hadn't. I should have seen the sign, but i didn't.
I'm sorry'
Yours
fitzroybulldog
He's already gone. Already announced himself in the Royals thread.That should do the trick and retain 3KZ. How could he withstand such a heartfelt plea.
He's already gone. Already announced himself in the Royals thread.
When the going gets tough, its better to let those without the mettle go, the ones that arent up for a fight.
He's already gone. Already announced himself in the Royals thread.
When the going gets tough, its better to let those without the mettle go, the ones that arent up for a fight.