Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 18 team thread

[royboy2]

I think fitzroybulldog official diagnosis was Leather poisoning

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

What happened?

You know the usual. Wake up in the middle of the night in intense pain, pissing blood, fever, dizziness and what i believe to be my first introduction to kidney stones.
I've grown soft in Jakarta.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Get well soon Fitzy!

 

[Mobbs]

Ouch. Well get well soon, we need you to do absolutely all the work for us while we kick back.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Ouch. Well get well soon, we need you to do absolutely all the work for us while we kick back.

How do you think i got these kidney stones?

 

[ClarkeM]

It's time to break necks and cash cheques Ladies and Gentlemen,

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[Fred]

I'll be missing some or all of the pre-season training due to an op planned for sometime in January.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

We will have the Chuds in ice for you, for when you get back Fred. Hope it all goes well and is nothing too serious.

 

[Reardo]

Fellow Roys, firstly I must apologize for my recent absence, work and other personal issues have dictated I needed to be elsewhere. Just on the ruours circulating presently stating that our once proud club is on it's last legs, all I can say is "**** 'em". Moving forward I think the time has come for some fresh blood to lead us into the future, I'm looking at relinquishing the leadership and I'd love it if we could all get behind our new leader, if he still wants it that is, fitzroybulldog.

To be honest I've actually enjoyed a bit of a break away from the SFA, I was probably getting a bit burnt out and stale. I've been around a long time, not as long as some granted, but I needed a freshen up. I suggest we rally and make the rest of the league look like a bunch of rank amateurs next season. I love you guys!!

 

[pantskyle]

Fellow Roys, firstly I must apologize for my recent absence, work and other personal issues have dictated I needed to be elsewhere. Just on the ruours circulating presently stating that our once proud club is on it's last legs, all I can say is "**** 'em". Moving forward I think the time has come for some fresh blood to lead us into the future, I'm looking at relinquishing the leadership and I'd love it if we could all get behind our new leader, if he still wants it that is, fitzroybulldog.

To be honest I've actually enjoyed a bit of a break away from the SFA, I was probably getting a bit burnt out and stale. I've been around a long time, not as long as some granted, but I needed a freshen up. I suggest we rally and make the rest of the league look like a bunch of rank amateurs next season. I love you guys!!

Strip Freakie of his leadership role as well.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Congrats fitzroybulldog well deserved. The perfect face for the franchise.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

It's be an honour Reardo.
I've got some big shoes to fill, but i'll do my darnedest.
Like the old codger said ruours of our demise are codswollop and fantasy. We were dealt a shit hand this year, we lots tonnes of experience at the start with some old favourites leaving and then RL took (and deservedly so) a front seat for many of you. It happens. Despite all that we were still seen as one of the best and most enjoyable sides to post against, and that what i see in this team. We are the best side to post against. We have a great diverse group of posters that work amazingly well together. I'm sure S19 will see the Gorilla in full flight again.

The off season is here so its a chance to recharge the batteries and take it easy. I'm looking to bring in 1 or 2 posters, fresh blood is always fun and we need someone to clean out the Chud machine. If anyone has a poster they know from their time on team boards or wherever and you think they'd be a perfect fit here, bring on down to the BJO and show them around.

Also my door (read inbox) is always open, if you have ideas, questions, wants and needs let me know and we can have a chat and see where it takes us. We are classy as **** team.

Anywho enjoy the break

 

[Fred]

We will have the Chuds in ice for you, for when you get back Fred. Hope it all goes well and is nothing too serious.

Unfortunately, it is but hopefully caught in time.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Unfortunately, it is but hopefully caught in time.

Shit. We're all here for you. I know we might be a motley bunch but if there is anything we can do, let us know.

 

[pantskyle]

Unfortunately, it is but hopefully caught in time.

Far out Fred.

Hope everything is alright. You're one of the good ones.

Everything that can be crossed will be for you.

 

[3KZ is Football]

This was mine

1. pantskyle
2. Marlowe
3. The Filth Wizard
4. fumbler
5. Danoz
6. Thefreshbanana
7. Bengwatkins
8. Frankston Rover
9. Son of God
10. Eth
11. Noobz0r
12. Wacky Tiger
13. Uncle_Leo
14. spookism
15. brahj
16. BigJoeD
17. A Bit High
18. Okeydoke7
19. Reardo
20. WiseGuySam

On behalf of my client, 3KZ is Football, I would like to make the following statement:

With respect to a number of player lists that have been circulating recently, it has become apparent that my client has not been accorded the respect that I believe he deserves. Having always prided himself on being a team player, this has not been an issue for my client, but the failure of Roys FFC Captain fitzroybulldog to find a place for 3KZ is Football in his top 20 players, has caused my client undue pain. This pain has been exacerbated by the fact that fitzroybulldog managed to rate Uncle_Leo at number 13. As a consequence, on behalf of 3KZ is Football, I announce his intention to resign from the Roys FFC immediately. My client has indicated that his preferred option would be to play at the Gold City Royals, a club for which he has held a well known affection. 3KZ is Football would like to thank players at the Roys FFC, past and present for their support. - TRICKY DIXON

 

[3KZ is Football]

Far out Fred.

Hope everything is alright. You're one of the good ones.

Everything that can be crossed will be for you.

Absolutely.

 

[3KZ is Football]

 

[pantskyle]

On behalf of my client, 3KZ is Football, I would like to make the following statement:

With respect to a number of player lists that have been circulating recently, it has become apparent that my client has not been accorded the respect that I believe he deserves. Having always prided himself on being a team player, this has not been an issue for my client, but the failure of Roys FFC Captain fitzroybulldog to find a place for 3KZ is Football in his top 20 players, has caused my client undue pain. This pain has been exacerbated by the fact that fitzroybulldog managed to rate Uncle_Leo at number 13. As a consequence, on behalf of 3KZ is Football, I announce his intention to resign from the Roys FFC immediately. My client has indicated that his preferred option would be to play at the Gold City Royals, a club for which he has held a well known affection. 3KZ is Football would like to thank players at the Roys FFC, past and present for their support. - TRICKY DIXON

This is the worst thing I've seen in a long time.

The Roys need you much more than the Royals.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

On behalf of my client, 3KZ is Football, I would like to make the following statement:

With respect to a number of player lists that have been circulating recently, it has become apparent that my client has not been accorded the respect that I believe he deserves. Having always prided himself on being a team player, this has not been an issue for my client, but the failure of Roys FFC Captain fitzroybulldog to find a place for 3KZ is Football in his top 20 players, has caused my client undue pain. This pain has been exacerbated by the fact that fitzroybulldog managed to rate Uncle_Leo at number 13. As a consequence, on behalf of 3KZ is Football, I announce his intention to resign from the Roys FFC immediately. My client has indicated that his preferred option would be to play at the Gold City Royals, a club for which he has held a well known affection. 3KZ is Football would like to thank players at the Roys FFC, past and present for their support. - TRICKY DIXON

A Statement issued on behalf of fitzroybulldog

'I read this and my heart breaks. I believed that you didnt need a number like the other flogs on who are all so desperate to be ranked. I apologise if you never realized if you were the number #1 of my heart and soul. I should have reinforced it. I'm sorry I let you down.
I thought we were entering a new phase together, to build something beautiful. I wanted our future together, i wish i had known you hadn't. I should have seen the sign, but i didn't.
I'm sorry'

Yours
fitzroybulldog

 

[Fred]

A Statement issued on behalf of fitzroybulldog

'I read this and my heart breaks. I believed that you didnt need a number like the other flogs on who are all so desperate to be ranked. I apologise if you never realized if you were the number #1 of my heart and soul. I should have reinforced it. I'm sorry I let you down.
I thought we were entering a new phase together, to build something beautiful. I wanted our future together, i wish i had known you hadn't. I should have seen the sign, but i didn't.
I'm sorry'

Yours
fitzroybulldog

That should do the trick and retain 3KZ. How could he withstand such a heartfelt plea.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

That should do the trick and retain 3KZ. How could he withstand such a heartfelt plea.

He's already gone. Already announced himself in the Royals thread.
When the going gets tough, its better to let those without the mettle go, the ones that arent up for a fight.

 

[Fred]

He's already gone. Already announced himself in the Royals thread.
When the going gets tough, its better to let those without the mettle go, the ones that arent up for a fight.

Well, that's disappointing to say the least.

 

[Mobbs]

Fingers crossed for the best result for you Fred

He's already gone. Already announced himself in the Royals thread.
When the going gets tough, its better to let those without the mettle go, the ones that arent up for a fight.

He was shit anyway. Gloryhunter with no team ethic whatsoever.

Did you see the bit where I said he was shit?

What about that time?

 

[Mooch]

Jeez I don't come in here for a couple of weeks and it's all change! I don't like change. I like my slippers on and the curtains drawn by 8pm.

3KZ is Football