Official Team Thread Roys Team Thread - Season 15 (2012)

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I'll go again and try to post more, its been a hectic few months for me but when I was around I had fun.
 

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#23 now edited into your torso.







Ok here's our ground again. One day I'll invest in a scanner.

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Places of note, that you might not be able to read from the blurry images.

The bordering streets, are Brunswick Street, Junction Street and Oval Street.
There is an entrance on the north side (assume north is up) through a walkthrough bottle shop, and ... that seems to be it.
On the south side, behind razor wire, is a brewery. I was thinking of calling it the Ross Brewery but hadn't penned that in.
The fence on the west side is lined with situation vacant newspaper clippings, and works a treat as a barrier.
The south-west corner is a hill, with a couple of trees, which are to become money trees for the club under the carbon trading credit scheme.
The stand behind the western goals is the Morton I Cann Stand. Some standing room terrace and VFL-Park/Princes Park-style seating appears beneath.
The stand adjacent is the Sascha Horler Lacy Memorial Grandstand. Apologies to the words Dyson and Holland but there was only room for one pun. This stand is also vanguarded by some limited terrace room and more wooden paling bench seating.
Toilets in the north-western corner are positioned beside a catheter installation booth.
The northern boundary of the ground is lined with seven pubs, the bottle shop and a wanky cafe.
Next to the SHLM Grandstand is a Chudshake bar. Beside that is one of the races (leads from a pub).
Corporate Boxes follow, then the entrance clearway, then the Tradeswomen.
The other player race follows, again, from another pub.
Terraces resume, this time full blown front-to-back (with 3 rows bench seating in front), in the North-eastern corner, backed by a chudshake bar and two more pubs. Piping connect the waste outlets from the hotels to the chudshake bars.
Junction Street is separated from the eastern goals/terraces by a fenceline of 24hr Caroline Wilson Special Comments Broadcasts. CCTV has not been found necessary in this case.
In the South-eastern corner behind two pubs, lies the third chudshake bar.
There are no chudshake facilities on the hill corner, as no-one who drinks chud can climb a hill.
 

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Bit unfair of you not to leave me a clever and funny response. I can't think of anything.
Just have to go with facts, I hate white chocolate so I get dark instead.
 
I like sexual chocolate?
 
Bit unfair of you not to leave me a clever and funny response. I can't think of anything.
Just have to go with facts, I hate white chocolate so I get dark instead.

Let me make it it up to you.

Meet me at the pub off Brunswick St after training and I'll buy you an Appletini.
 

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