Official Team Thread S.25 Baghdad Bombers Team Thread- S.25 BnF Friday 6th July

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Your hot m8!

*You're illiterate mate!

 

[KohPhi]

FIRST QTR HIGHLIGHTS

The game started off in the usual fashion

1 : 0 {C} - spookism is outbodied in the ruck contest

New recruit Dadadadaaaaaa kicked off proceedings in style with some great team play

1 : 1.36 {lHFF} - Dadadadaaaaaa sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 1.38 {lHFF} - Dadadadaaaaaa has a bounce.
1 : 1.38 {lHFF} - jackenny was legged.
1 : 1.4 {rHBF} - jackenny wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 1.44 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to spookism.
1 : 1.48 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. jackenny runs onto it.
1 : 1.54 {rHBF} - Where did Dadadadaaaaaa come from? Great tackle

Not to be outdone, EKA favourite Matty411 showed his class

1 : 1.57 {CHF} - Matty411 takes off.
1 : 2.01 {CHF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.
1 : 2.07 {CHF} - Matty411 boots it through and lets brahj know all about it

An old Bomber combines beautifully with a new Bomber

1 : 3.33 {lHBF} - @iDon must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 3.37 {lHFF} - Who wants it?
@Dadadadaaaaaa does. Great stuff..

BEEG, the Bombers up and coming superstar makes them pay

1 : 3.5 {FF} - Noobz0r drops an absolute sitter.

1 : 3.54 {FB} - Noobz0r is now off and running.
1 : 4 {lBP} - He transfers play using General Soreness.
1 : 4.03 {lBP} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 4.07 {FF} - Its hard and tough but BEEG wins possession.
1 : 4.13 {FF} - BEEG wants a goal.
1 : 4.17 {FF} Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll

Some brilliant team play from the Bombers sees miggs nearly capitalise

1 : 4.21 {C} - KohPhi gets the ball down.
1 : 4.29 {lW} - @TheCoach16 sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 4.33 {rHFF} - Flicks it to iDon.
1 : 4.37 {rHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 4.41 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to miggs.
1 : 4.46 {rHFF} - miggs has wild shot at goal.
1 : 4.49 {rHFF} - Should have lowered his eyes

okeydoke7 has his tough pants on today!

1 : 7.04 {FB} - General Soreness wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 7.07 {FB} - Ooof. okeydoke7 blindsides General Soreness and I heard that from here.

And finishes truly

1 : 7.12 {rFP} - Running with the ball is okeydoke7.
1 : 7.16 {rFP} - okeydoke7 opens up the goalface. GOAL!

What a beautiful piece of team orientated qootball!

1 : 21.1 {rW} - @LicoriceAllsorts signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 21.15 {rW} - Flicks it to @TheCoach16 .
1 : 21.19 {CHF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 21.23 {CHF} - That's a great mark.
1 : 21.27 {CHF} - @Matty411 to send the ball forward.
1 : 21.31 {rHFF} - @IdolsandAnchors screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 21.35 {rHFF} - iDon takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
1 : 21.39 {rHFF} - iDon takes off.
1 : 21.43 {rHFF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
1 : 21.47 {rHFF} - And the ball bounces through - unbelievable

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
East Side Hawks : 1.2.8
Baghdad Bombers : 5.5.35

 

[KohPhi]

SECOND QTR HIGHLIGHTS

A fumble from the ever reliable UnitedWarrior93 gives the Hawks some impetus with an early goal

2 : .22 {lHFF} - UnitedWarrior93 drops an absolute sitter.

The Bombers nearly reply with the play of the day

2 : 3.37 {C} - KohPhi wins the tap decisively.
2 : 3.46 {rW} - KohPhi wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 3.5 {CHF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Matty411.
2 : 3.54 {CHF} - @Matty411 uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
2 : 4 {CHF} - Matty411 has it.
2 : 4.03 {FF} - A measured kick to @BEEG .
2 : 4.07 {FF} - BEEG gets too far under the ball.
2 : 4.13 {FF} - Nobody's checking BEEG.
2 : 4.17 {FF} - BEEG nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 4.21 {FF} - A quick snap from BEEG.
2 : 4.25 {FF} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't

Bombers playing a physical game today

2 : 6 {lHFF} - ctacp and jackenny both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 6.05 {rHBF} - jackenny takes off.
2 : 6.08 {rHBF} - Someone call an ambulance for jackenny ctacp lined him up and did the job well.

Wily veteran shows his class despite a slowish start to the season

2 : 15.22 {lW} - @nahnah tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 15.26 {C} - He tries to find @Tony Lynn 15 with a chip pass.
2 : 15.31 {C} - No mark taken as Tony Lynn 15 and Agent93 wrestle for position.
2 : 15.35 {C} - Not enough pressure on Tony Lynn 15.
2 : 15.38 {C} - Monster shot at goal from Tony Lynn 15.
2 : 15.43 {C} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal

With the away crowd in raptures over TL's goal, Bombers superstar KohPhi brings them to an orgasmic state with this!

2 : 20.48 {C} - The ball is bounced and KohPhi gets the tap.
2 : 20.58 {lW} - Its hard and tough but KohPhi wins possession.
2 : 21.02 {lW} - KohPhi has wild shot at goal.
2 : 21.06 {lW} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
East Side Hawks : 4.6.30
Baghdad Bombers : 7.7.49

 

[KohPhi]

3RD QTR HIGHLIGHTS

Not many to speak of. The Bombers fell asleep.
Our only highlight was due to a Hawks error

3 : 21.02 {C} - Agent93 looks at the umpire guiltily as he runs over the line. That's deliberate.
3 : 21.06 {rW} - Shermy has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 21.1 {lW} - Handballs over the top to nahnah .
3 : 21.15 {lW} - nahnah has a shot from fifty.
3 : 21.19 {lW} - nahnah says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one

The Bombers were terrible


SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
East Side Hawks : 8.9.57
Baghdad Bombers : 8.10.58

 

[KohPhi]

4TH QTR HIGHLIGHTS

Against the run of play, ctacp snaps truly

4 : 2.01 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking ctacp.
4 : 2.07 {lHFF} - ctacp backs himself for a shot on goal.
4 : 2.11 {lHFF} - He's dobbed it.

With some breathing space, nahnah continues to lead from the front with a crunching tackle

4 : 4.37 {rW} - NinjaSwan crunched by @nahnah ! NinjaSwan very slow to get up.
4 : 4.41 {rW} - Shermy looking for a lead.
4 : 4.46 {rW} - Now has it got the carry?.
4 : 4.49 {rW} - @Shermy just scrapes it in for a goal

Scenes in Baghdad at the news that Shermy kicked a goal



Superstar miggs extends the lead

Pressure on Dadadadaaaaaa to mark.
4 : 8.49 {rHFF} - Dadadadaaaaaa spills the mark.
4 : 8.53 {rHFF} - Dadadadaaaaaa looks downfield.
4 : 8.56 {rFP} - Almost a throw to miggs.
4 : 9.01 {rFP} - miggs eye's the goals and has a shot.
4 : 9.05 {rFP} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points

The Bombers are putting on a show now

4 : 16.55 {rHFF} - Its hard and tough but Dadadadaaaaaa wins possession.
4 : 16.59 {rHFF} - Handpasses to KohPhi.
4 : 17.03 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to TheCoach16.
4 : 17.07 {rHFF} - @TheCoach16 has a ping.
4 : 17.12 {rHFF} - He's kicked a sausage roll

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
East Side Hawks : 11.12.78
Baghdad Bombers : 12.12.84

 

[BEEG]

Lovely as always KohPhi

 

[miggs]

I continue to carry this team atop my shoulders. KohPhi My agent will be in touch to discuss my upcoming contract extension shortly

Attn: All potential suitors.

Like this comment and my agent will be in touch to discuss any offers you may have.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I continue to carry this team atop my shoulders. KohPhi My agent will be in touch to discuss my upcoming contract extension shortly

Attn: All potential suitors.

Like this comment and my agent will be in touch to discuss any offers you may have.

Does that include weird sexual offers that have nothing to do with Qooty??

 

[miggs]

Does that include weird sexual offers that have nothing to do with Qooty??

You cant possibly offer me anything more than you already have

My inbox resembles something like a weird fetish section on an eastern european dark web personals page

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

You cant possibly offer me anything more than you already have

My inbox resembles something like a weird fetish section on an eastern european dark web personals page

Sounds like the really graphic ones didn’t get through the firewall!

 

[Dawn to Dark]

I continue to carry this team atop my shoulders. KohPhi My agent will be in touch to discuss my upcoming contract extension shortly

Attn: All potential suitors.

Like this comment and my agent will be in touch to discuss any offers you may have.

You don't carry shit

 

[BEEG]

You cant possibly offer me anything more than you already have

My inbox resembles something like a weird fetish section on an eastern european dark web personals page

Sharing is caring Tony Lynn 15 any dark web specials you can throw my way don't hesitate.

 

[KohPhi]

You don't carry shit

Not anymore

 

[miggs]

Not anymore

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Not anymore

Damn that's a good 1

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Can't wait to play you guys!

 

[miggs]

Sharing is caring Tony Lynn 15 any dark web specials you can throw my way don't hesitate.

Just dont ask for the fishermans basket. I havent eaten scallops since.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Can't wait to play you guys!

The pleasure will be all yours.

 

[miggs]

Damn that's a good 1

Get out of my team thread you piece of shit

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Get out of my team thread you piece of shit

No I do what I want

 

[BEEG]

Just dont ask for the fishermans basket. I havent eaten scallops since.

Wow I can only imagine.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Wow I can only imagine.

The bearded clam really got to Miggs!

 

[haydo]

Can't wait to play you guys!

Really?

 

[miggs]

No I do what I want

I tolerated you long enough when you were a bomber. Now you have ****ed off I can really tell you what I think. See you on game day you hypocritical piece of human excrement

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Really?

Haydo for the last time Coach never wanted to play for your team. It was a ****ing prank!!!