Official Match Thread S17:Rd17- Fighting Furies(9) vs West Coast Wonders (6) @ Punt Road Oval

[pantskyle]

To the whats on your mind thread we have half an hour of quotes to quote.

Are you watching what I'm watching?

 

[croweater 41]

Are you watching what I'm watching?

Whats on your mind thread right now is all I am going to say. But yes is the answer.

 

[Brown Bottle]

I can hardly wait to see what cunning plan the Furies have devised to take me down. I'm sure it will be ingenious.

 

[fumbler]

A name change is completely different to your situation.

You've existed for how many seasons and you are moving away from the Richmond supporter only policy. You are giving into the naysayers who claim that you must branch out. You know what, I'm sure there's plenty of Tigers supporters and posters out there who aren't at the Furies. Half of them came out of the woodwork last year against Carlton (hahahaha remember that game?) but that's besides the point.

Stick to your guns and rule the Furies like a dictatorship. You know it makes sense. What happened to the fumbler we all used to hate?

You still mad the Sharks failed too?

rfctigerarmy is the one true Kim Jong Un, the rest of us are along for the ride.

Who the **** is this londontiger guy? When did you recruit him Furies?

He's got all you Wonders worrying hasn't he...............he aint afraid of no ghost's.

We found him picking up old bet stubs looking for a winner, Furies offered him a Rye Sandwhich and a used bus pass.

 

[croweater 41]

You still mad the Sharks failed too?

rfctigerarmy is the one true Kim Jong Un, the rest of us are along for the ride.



He's got all you Wonders worrying hasn't he...............he aint afraid of no ghost's.

We found him picking up old bet stubs looking for a winner, Furies offered him a Rye Sandwhich and a used bus pass.

I'm calling cheats on this.

Thats 4 times more than any other team here can offer anyone.

 

[fumbler]

I'm calling cheats on this.

Thats 4 times more than any other team here can offer anyone.

Chips were already traded by Filthy to the Gumbies for Clay.

You call as much as you want.............. my voice mail may be full but it's the only thing that may listen.

 

[croweater 41]

Chips were already traded by Filthy to the Gumbies for Clay.

You call as much as you want.............. my voice mail may be full but it's the only thing that may listen.

I'm not interested in your dirty payments. I am happy on my orange peel a game from the wonders.

I must have misplaced your number or just not given a shit after the 100th time you called me earlier.

 

[fumbler]

I'm not interested in your dirty payments. I am happy on my orange peel a game from the wonders.

I must have misplaced your number or just not given a shit after the 100th time you called me earlier.

Yeh it was probably the second thing.............or maybe it was Clarkey's number and you got them confused?

Thought you would of been on at least three virgins a game at the Wonders.

 

[croweater 41]

Yeh it was probably the second thing.............or maybe it was Clarkey's number and you got them confused?

Thought you would of been on at least three virgins a game at the Wonders.

We ran out back in the drought of season 14. We moved to the colosseum in hopes to find more alas we just found a ran down empty stadium. We trekked there so we weren't trekking back.

No I have clarkey's number stored specifically to ignore.

 

[londontiger]

Media Alert. The Seven Wonders of the World (from the eyes of an old Fury TM.) - Part 2

By Anon.

Ah, Wonders - What does the word actually mean?

1. wonder
   
   noun: wonder
   1. 1.
      a feeling of amazement and admiration, caused by something remarkable, or unfamiliar.
      "wow, he climbs the ladder well as a one armed man. I wonder how he does it"
   2. 2.
      a person or thing regarded as very good, remarkable, or effective.
      "How does DemonJim still support Melbourne — he's a wonder"
   3. 3.a surprising event or situation. "it is a wonder that losses at the Wonders are not much greater"
   
   verb: wonder; 3rd person present: wonders; past tense: wondered; past participle:wondered; gerund or present participle: wondering
   1. 1.
      desire to know something; feel curious.
      "how many times has eaglesfan99 written that, I wonder?"
   2. 2.
      feel doubt.
      "Hmmm, could eaglesfan99 be spamming I wonder"
   3. 3.
      feel admiration and amazement; marvel.
      "people stood by and wondered at eaglesfan99 showing such bravery with his 8 game ban"
   Origin
   
   Old English wundor (noun), wundrian (verb), of Germanic origin; related to Dutch wonder and German Wunder, of unknown ultimate origin.
   
   Use over time for: wonder
   

It comes as no surprise at Number 6 its eaglesfan99 . Now the Furies haven't really had to worry about this bloke on field (as suspended) and we like his posting style and alias off field, as when you wrap it in batter and chuck it in the frying pan it is great food for the dog.

But anyway, as the guy is a young un, we will give him a chance to redeem himself in season 18 coming back in a more polished form...

Stay tuned for the countdown , at Number 5 its........


Ends.

 

[eaglesfan99]

Wow large post to say I spam.

 

[londontiger]

Wow large post to say I spam.

I don't actually think you spam. You have never offered me discount Viagra or the prize from a Nigerian Lottery or an inheritance from my brothers mums sons friend who I once knew.

But am waiting for it.

 

[flaps]

Aren't you the guy who cost the furies a point by blatantly ignoring league rules?

Your source is very unreliable I am never pissed on the podcasts and am more than capable of pulling a bird to brag about. I have no idea where you got the reference of Paul Pfeiffer and Marilyn Manson but both a very far from the truth. I don't apply my make up as heavy as that...

I also should be higher on this list and am more disappointed about that than any other piece of garbage that has been written in this 'article.

And hahahaha flaps you furies do give me a good laugh. I mean seriously I have more talent in my pinky than he does in his entire body. I will give him an absolute bath this week.

Who is this flog?

 

[Nuffers]

I can hardly wait to see what cunning plan the Furies have devised to take me down. I'm sure it will be ingenious.

We are going to use the Pon Poku offensive on you and your Wonder Bras this week:

 

[londontiger]

Media Alert. The Seven Wonders of the World (from the eyes of an old Fury TM.) - Part 3

By Anon.

I love a random fact. They are Wonderful.

1. Did you know that a persons urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only a whim away, a whim away, a whim away?
2. Did you know that SPAM actually means Sliced Pork and Ham, but the original name was meant to be Sliced Ham in Tins but the acronym SHIT never took off?
3. Did you know that Brown Bottle named his username after Jennifer Keyte's unfortunate hospital visit? (Google it, but not from the office)

Which brings us to our number 5 Wonder, Brown Bottle . Now what can be said about a bloke that has named himself as an inanimate object mostly used for the pleasure of others. You have the house of bottles in Queensland which is brown, which just stands there, does nothing, gets hot in the sun and pretty much is a massive brown bottle made of little ones.

But seriously what is a Brown Bottle really good for? There is only one real reason. Keeping Beer safe in the Sun.

Well the Furies know exactly how to keep the "apparent" EKA favourite occupied come game time. Are we going to shove him in our Esky, just in case someone leaves the top off?

Nope, we are going to invite along Jennifer Keyte.



Stay tuned for the countdown , at Number 4 its........


Ends.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Thats fine was a simple question. To many posters with 'tiger' in their name makes things confusing.

Please refer to reply above to Wacky Tiger.

Why would I post a picture of a female to entertain a random internet person but anyway here we go

Holy shitballs if thats the rolled gold you have around the Wonders camp where do i sign???

 

[DemonJim]

We found him picking up old bet stubs looking for a winner, Furies offered him a Rye Sandwhich and a used bus pass.

I can understand why he took the offer!

 

[DemonJim]

Holy shitballs if thats the rolled gold you have around the Wonders camp where do i sign???

She's given to the new guys... she's a bit... used.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

She's given to the new guys... she's a bit... used.

Hmmm thats still a risk im willing to take from that photo evidence

 

[DemonJim]

Hmmm thats still a risk im willing to take from that photo evidence

She's usually the "biscuit" in soggy biscuit.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

She's usually the "biscuit" in soggy biscuit.

Clearly you dont want me to come to the Wonders thats fine with me. She does look super hot still

 

[DemonJim]

Clearly you dont want me to come to the Wonders thats fine with me. She does look super hot still

That's the thing... if we use her for the grotty stuff... imagine the quality of the ladies that the senior players have access to?
#inb4gifofuglywomanorabloke

 

[DemonJim]

Come over to the dark west side Wacky Tiger !

We have hot wimmenz!

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Come over to the dark west side Wacky Tiger !

We have hot wimmenz!

 

[DemonJim]

Your loss.