Official Match Thread S18 Round 9 - Baghdad Bandits vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[Shermy]

It's Firday!
Firday!
Gotta spellcheck on Firday!

larrikin, you'd be all over this gear wouldnt you?

 

[iBeng]

We were thinking of you as a replacement for Atley. It'd be a big step back for us, but what can you do?

Now thats just plain offensive.

Ironic part is you attack someone on miss spelling a word in your very next post. I think the Hawks have found their token Atley already...

 

[Mr Eagle]

Now thats just plain offensive.

Ironic part is you attack someone on miss spelling a word in your very next post. I think the Hawks have found their token Atley already...

Ah, but those attacks are completely unrelated to gamesmanship. I'm just a grammar nazi. To demonstrate:

Missing apostrophe in that's. The misspelling of misspelling. Conclusion: you suck.

You're a terrible qootballer who plays for a terrible team and you smell. Conclusion: you suck, but in a completely different context.

See?

 

[iBeng]

Ah, but those attacks are completely unrelated to gamesmanship. I'm just a grammar nazi. To demonstrate:

Missing apostrophe in that's. The misspelling of misspelling. Conclusion: you suck.

You're a terrible qootballer who plays for a terrible team and you smell. Conclusion: you suck, but in a completely different context.

See?

Right Mr Higglesworth. That was my imaginary English teacher back in grade 4.

 

[larrikin]

larrikin, you'd be all over this gear wouldnt you?

I'm trying not to be.

Don't make me go back there.

 

[Shermy]

I'm trying not to be.

Don't make me go back there.

But it's Friday, and I saw a bus today and it was Friday, after I woke up on Friday.......

 

[Itsmyshow]

Yet another club that has tried to previously poach me and again trying now. Im flattered, really, but I dont think Tarkyn_24 would enjoy his new role as an emergency.

Meh, unless it is me doing the poaching, it's not really a poach attempt.

 

[Les Norton]

Meh, unless it is me doing the poaching, it's not really a poach attempt.

Me, myself and I. Don't rate ourselves much do we?

 

[Itsmyshow]

Me, myself and I. Don't rate ourselves much do we?

Do you have issues with basic comprehension?

You're welcome Dub, I'll drag your inactives into the beautiful world of Qooty.

 

[Les Norton]

Do you have issues with basic comprehension?

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No I don't, you rate yourself too highly.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Right Mr Higglesworth. That was my imaginary English teacher back in grade 4.

I've heard of imaginary friends... but imaginary English teachers?

 

[Captain Awkward]

I've heard of imaginary friends... but imaginary English teachers?

In this case, his imaginary English teacher was also his imaginary friend.

 

[iBeng]

Meh, unless it is me doing the poaching, it's not really a poach attempt.

Id knock even you back anyway.

I've heard of imaginary friends... but imaginary English teachers?

Sure, why not?

In this case, his imaginary English teacher was also his imaginary friend.

You dont what to know what me and your own imaginary friend get up to. Hope you change your sheets regularly.

 

[larrikin]

Meh, unless it is me doing the poaching, it's not really a poach attempt.

Here's a simple set of instructions to follow

 

[RU_]

I have had a somewhat shit week that will be turned better come Sunday when we destroy these bloody bandits!

 

[Shermy]

I have had a somewhat shit week that will be turned better come Sunday when we destroy these bloody bandits!

I'm sorry Rendered, but this week will be 100% shit. Next week however, is all yours.

 

[Lileasy]

One day closer to the feather ruffling.

Up the bandits.

I guess you could say, we will steal the victory


I'll show myself out

 

[Itsmyshow]

Id knock even you back anyway.

No you wouldn't.. I'm a god, imagine how good you could be when given the opportunity behind some real leaders.

 

[iBeng]

No you wouldn't.. I'm a god, imagine how good you could be when given the opportunity behind some real leaders.

You couldnt lead me. Im a lone wolf in a pack of wolves. We are all one big lone wolf working as a single wolf of wolfness.

Woof.

 

[RU_]

I'm sorry Rendered, but this week will be 100% shit. Next week however, is all yours.

Nope. It turns around right now since it's the weekend.

 

[Itsmyshow]

You couldnt lead me. Im a lone wolf in a pack of wolves. We are all one big lone wolf working as a single wolf of wolfness.

Woof.

I can lead anyone, even if they don't realise it...

 

[Mr Eagle]

I'll show myself out

No, no, please... let me help. In fact, let us all help to get you out the door really, really fast...

 

[Shermy]

No, no, please... let me help. In fact, let us all help to get you out the door really, really fast...

Oi, leave Lileasy be. If anyone is going to usher him out it'll be us.

Lileasy, get back in ere and give these chickens hell

 

[Mr Eagle]

Oi, leave Lileasy be. If anyone is going to usher him out it'll be us.

Alright, let me help you help him help himself then...

 

[Les Norton]

I can lead anyone, even if they don't realise it...

The 'I' man is still blowing his bugle. Extraordinary self gratification. Massively appropriate user name.