Official Match Thread S18 Round 9 - Coney Island Warriors vs West Coast Wonders at Van Cortlandt Park

[Sydney Bloods]

He doesn't mean the women hookers, he means the rugby position . . . clearly my good teammate Bloods thinks making this a rugby game would give the Blunders a better shot at winning this season

rugby hookers are shit, now throw in some prop's and this game would get interesting.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

BoshtrichBurger was the first one to say it you dense campaigner. I had no idea what a Brony was before this thread, dickhead.

hmm, hypersensitive, defensive, certainly seems like this "brony" thing is something very close to you. look i'm sorry i didn't realise it was an issue for you.

but hey its the 21st century, no one's judging here. I'm really ask around nobodies surprised. you kinda of give off a my little pony collector vibe sorry, "brony", right that's what you people like to be called right?

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Sorry but what the **** is a "Brony"?

 

[El Dubya]

Sorry but what the **** is a "Brony"?

Adult male fans of the 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' web/TV series. I know this because my fiance is an old school My Little Pony fan and has a serious distaste for Bronies.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Adult male fans of the 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' web/TV series. I know this because my fiance is an old school My Little Pony fan and has a serious distaste for Bronies.

**** me - that's just mental.

Not you mate, just the fact they have a name for something so shit. I think the wonders should be called the "bronies"

 

[El Dubya]

**** me - that's just mental.

It isn't great, but she has other redeeming qualities so I overlook the MLP fandom.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

It isn't great, but she has other redeeming qualities so I overlook the MLP fandom.

She's a chick - she's allowed to like MLP. Dudes are not.

That's just ****ed.

 

[HaroLad]

If you ask me anyone over 10 who watches that show is just f****d

 

[thetradesman]

If you ask me anyone over 10 who watches that show is just f****d

You're probably f****d then.

 

[HaroLad]

You're probably f****d then.

I'm 6 so I get to watch it

 

[thetradesman]

I'm 6 so I get to watch it

That explains a lot.

 

[SSwans2011]

I give up. I can't handle the Warriors. They are genuinely using going so far as to call people "Brony", campaigner is one thing, but sheesh. Seriously though, all the contradictions are doing my head in. See y'all on Sunday, maybe Saturday. I hope the topic of discussion is not quite so alarming on Saturday.

Still can't believe Sydney Bloods brought it up in the first place. I mean, c'mon man...

 

[Sydney Bloods]

I give up. I can't handle the Warriors. They are genuinely using going so far as to call people "Brony", campaigner is one thing, but sheesh. Seriously though, all the contradictions are doing my head in. See y'all on Sunday, maybe Saturday. I hope the topic of discussion is not quite so alarming on Saturday.

Still can't believe Sydney Bloods brought it up in the first place. I mean, c'mon man...

so if you didn't want a reply why tag me? look i've already said sorry for outting you as a "brony"

we can make rule 4: no more picking on SSwans2011's brony obsession?

i'm sure we can all agree to this and move on.

 

[Stronzo]

I give up. I can't handle the Warriors. They are genuinely using going so far as to call people "Brony", campaigner is one thing, but sheesh. Seriously though, all the contradictions are doing my head in. See y'all on Sunday, maybe Saturday. I hope the topic of discussion is not quite so alarming on Saturday.

Still can't believe Sydney Bloods brought it up in the first place. I mean, c'mon man...

I hear the wonders have a new uniform:

It really does make you wonder.

 

[Norm Landrover]

rugby hookers are shit, now throw in some prop's and this game would get interesting.

I like your thinking

In other news, the former Wonder has made amends, it's time SSwans2011 does that the same, and we get back to the match.

 

[SSwans2011]

so if you didn't want a reply why tag me? look i've already said sorry for outting you as a "brony"

we can make rule 4: no more picking on SSwans2011's brony obsession?

i'm sure we can all agree to this and move on.

It was a joke. I didn't plan on posting again, because you guys offer nothing by way of banter. The only reason I am now is because it's 6AM and I'm waiting for my coffee machine to start (the pain). You genuinely trash talk like 12 years olds, well except a few of you. You're keeping the thread at page 5, which would be okay if it were 9 pages...

The Wonders that went to the Bears didn't end up like this, so I'll just have to assume it's a Warriors thing.

In the words of a great man, "Your shit" - ClarkeM

 

[Sydney Bloods]

it's ok mate we've moved on bronys are in the past...... much like the wonders future.

 

[Stronzo]

It was a joke. I didn't plan on posting again, because you guys offer nothing by way of banter. The only reason I am now is because it's 6AM and I'm waiting for my coffee machine to start (the pain). You genuinely trash talk like 12 years olds, well except a few of you. You're keeping the thread at page 5, which would be okay if it were 9 pages...

The Wonders that went to the Bears didn't end up like this, so I'll just have to assume it's a Warriors thing.

In the words of a great man, "Your shit" - ClarkeM

We care not for the opinion of the likes of those such as yourself, with your spouting of words and broken down comedy stylings and what nots.

We are The Warriors, we are men, and we kill things.

Talking clever is for you to judge and for us to achieve. And I must pronounce, your judging skills are toilet.

Not royal dolton, or armitage shanks, but more a plastic bucket type toilet. A red one that is missing its handle.

So please, drink your coffee and shut your rubbish bucket toilet judge trap, lest I kick you and your contents onto VC park right in front of the visitors dugout. That spot needs some fertilising.

 

[Stronzo]

News just at hand, there are still 100,000 seats available for the 'big' game this weekend.

The CIFFC has decided to stage a musical performance before the game to boost ticket sales.

For a one off performance, directly televised from a London prison, Rolf Harris will be dazzling the crowd with a musical tour through his catalogue of hits and family favourites.

Get in quick folks!

This will be a weekend not to be missed!

 

[Sydney Bloods]

VC park right in front of the visitors dugout. That spot needs some fertilising.

yeah about that, neeld is issuing you a fine, not for that thing you did to the new york jets cheerleaders (although he was miffed you didn't offer him any muff.) but he's really pissed about the zamboni. the warranty doesn't cover any of the stuff you got up to. and the rangers keep asking questions.

especially about the hot sauce.

 

[Stronzo]

yeah about that, neeld is issuing you a fine, not for that thing you did to the new york jets cheerleaders (although he was miffed you didn't offer him any muff.) but he's really pissed about the zamboni. the warranty doesn't cover any of the stuff you got up to. and the rangers keep asking questions.

especially about the hot sauce.

You can tell the rangers they will have their hot sauce when I am through digesting it.

And since when did Neeld stop realising he's just our fall guy for if the season goes bad? WTF is he worried about the zamboni for, when we're not even paying him a wage?

 

[Sydney Bloods]

You can tell the rangers they will have their hot sauce when I am through digesting it.

And since when did Neeld stop realising he's just our fall guy for if the season goes bad? WTF is he worried about the zamboni for, when we're not even paying him a wage?

no not the park rangers the new york ranger, its there zamboni.. apparently there was 3 or 4 sachets of hot sauce in the carburetor.

also about the neeld thing.......... rover got drunk after our loss last week and put him on the books think it will improve his performance. which reminds me those little complementary butter's for pancakes now belong to neeld, we did offer him money but he insisted, you can still have some just ask him first.

seriously ask him, the ****er bit me.

 

[invinciBlues]

RookieListed and SuperSub17 better bring their own bags of popcorn on Sunday cause I'll be putting on a show and Scodog10 is gonna be my stage. You aint ever gonna see a Full Back get danced all over the way Im gonna do it to this chump under the Sunday Night Lights of Van Cortland Park

 

[Frankston Rover]

Can I have some popcorn?

 

[Norm Landrover]

The Half-Forward line is going to have some fun too, it appears! By the way, what time is the game if we're getting bounce-down commentary?