Official Match Thread S18 Round 9 - Coney Island Warriors vs West Coast Wonders at Van Cortlandt Park

[invinciBlues]

So, you guys complain about myself criticizing your posts, then when I try to stop doing so, you continue with it. Well done.

It would appear the Warriors haven't completed grade 3 reading an comprehension. I figured there was a reason Australia wasn't prospering so much lately as we had in the past. The Warriors are holding the whole country back.

I've offered plenty to the thread if I have FOUR of you replying to one of my posts, you absolute muppet. If I was offering nothing, you would not be replying to my posts, yet someone does every time. This thread genuinely is giving me an aneurysm. Bloody Ekka holiday, giving me a reason to be active in the SFA.

If you think bitching about a thread and then having multiple people telling you you're an idiot is proof of "offering plenty" then you're still an idiot. And might I note, still no match banter provided.

Perhaps a little less bitching about others and a little more focusing on your own posts would be in order? Glass houses being what they are and all...

 

[croweater 41]

croweater 41 has been notably quiet. I suppose this sort of shit is welcomed by the Wonders? Crowie, put on your big boy pants and rein this campaigner in.

Sorry I was you know doing life. Maybe you don't know but thats another story.

So what is going on? All I see is a "you are" "no you are argument" going on here (I actually haven't read anything that has happened between you 2 possibly 3). Is he personally attacking the person behind the poster? If not its probably fair game. Jimmies are being shifted out of place and you want me to help you fight your fights?

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Okay, what else have you done in that case? Please, enlighten me to what else you have done to keep this thread moving forward. Actually no, just focus on the future, because it seems after my initial criticism, your team's posts are longer, which is pretty cool.

"You're a shit poster who lacks creativity and this is probably a reflection of how you go about things in real life. A team member who nobody can remember their name. Whathisface? Has he just started here? I cant recall him being around before." It still astonishes me that you need to talk smack regarding myself in the real world though. We're here to play Qooty, not be the bestest poster in Bay 13. I don't need to be getting aneurysms from SFA as well as the Bay...

When have I talked myself up at all? I have talked the Wonders up, never myself. I mean c'mon, I have such a humble goal that I have set for my life.





That's exactly what I have been doing. Criticizing your poster, yet according to your captain, I have been offering nothing. So, by that logic you have offered nothing. That's what your captain is essentially saying, not me.

The length of the post does not matter? You're taking the piss, right? Would you actually like a thread where each post was something along the lines of "you're shit", "you suck". Okay, yes, it's banter, but it is shit banter at that and a waste of space. Then you guys wonder why there's a lack of posting from the other teams... you do understand people have lives, right? No one wants to read through a 60 page thread full of nothing posts. A 10 page match thread with quality, insightful posts, which to your credit, this one was, is much, much more appealing.

Yes, because the stuff I have posted has nothing to do with this thread. It concerns me that this My Little Pony 37 page novel came to mind though, are you attempting to say something? If so, please let me know through inbox and keep it out of this thread.

Then you would go on to call me "dense". Really? The person who has absolutely no concept of spelling and grammar whatsoever would go on to call someone else "dense". The way you post does not faze me in the slightest, as long as your are adding something to the thread, but it kind of cancels out the whole stupid argument.

did i call and in coming wall of text or what?

also you have been told your offering nothing as in nothing to work with. Ie constant complaints about spam as you don't understand what banter is.

no ones saying your spaming, we are saying you really are just a shit poster who doesn't understand bantering. get the difference?

also honestly i only skimmed, how much of that was about ponies?

 

[invinciBlues]

Sorry I was you know doing life. Maybe you don't know but thats another story.

So what is going on? All I see is a "you are" "no you are argument" going on here (I actually haven't read anything that has happened between you 2 possibly 3). Is he personally attacking the person behind the poster? If not its probably fair game. Jimmies are being shifted out of place and you want me to help you fight your fights?

Laughable that you think I want you to fight my battles. I wanted your position as to whether you endorse this shit being vomited by your subordinate. And apparently you do.

Pity. I thought a good foundation was being laid for a quality back and forth throughout the week between yourself and the Warriors. I was mistaken it seems, and we set to dig ourselves in for a forgettable week. For all the talk that comes from posters (not just the Wonders) in this league regarding "banter", there is a lot to be desired on the whole and those pointing the stick at others are generally the ones themselves who need to pick up their game.

 

[croweater 41]

Laughable that you think I want you to fight my battles. I wanted your position as to whether you endorse this shit being vomited by your subordinate. And apparently you do.

Pity. I thought a good foundation was being laid for a quality back and forth throughout the week between yourself and the Warriors. I was mistaken it seems, and we set to dig ourselves in for a forgettable week. For all the talk that comes from posters (not just the Wonders) in this league regarding "banter", there is a lot to be desired on the whole and those pointing the stick at others are generally the ones themselves who need to pick up their game.

To be fair I agree with you that there is only so much 'shit' you can take for not being able to banter no history culcha etc etc. But its the nature of the game. Look back to the gumbos last season I think, they copped it flat out about A Bit High stabbing peterss and just had to deal with it. Whilst I may or may not agree with what posters of my team post, if I happen to see something out of line I will pick it up. Ala last week when HaroCant ll went apeshit over the timing of the sim.

Banter is a weird one. Everyone has their own tastes and fancies, dish up what you want and you can either be loved or hated its such a fine line.

 

[SSwans2011]

If you think bitching about a thread and then having multiple people telling you you're an idiot is proof of "offering plenty" then you're still an idiot. And might I note, still no match banter provided.

Perhaps a little less bitching about others and a little more focusing on your own posts would be in order? Glass houses being what they are and all...

I offered banter in the post you quoted you deadset imbecile. I offered banter just there if you're still going to fail to comprehend it. Seeing as you don't seem to understand the concept though, I'll let my actions on the field speak when the Wonders dominate the Warriors.

Complains about spam.

Posts 20 more posts complaining about spam.

I have explained the comments, but I haven't spent 20 posts complaining about spam... Good job reading. Gee, I hope you Warriors play better than you read. I highly doubt it though, your young legs appear to be tiring. The Wonders on the other hand are just hitting their straps.

Hawks? You regret not moving to the Hawks? Yet you don't regret not being a part of a great group of lads who're sitting pretty on equal first?

What is your aim in this league? To win? Or to have a good time with your brethren and be a part of a team?

Coz I'll tell you now the Wonders are failing in both winning and 'being a team' imo. The trade period is upon us so we'd love to have you on board, you still have time to be saved!

Nah, I love the Wonders. Plus, I wouldn't want to contaminate Warriors threads with all the crap I seem to be posting .

did i call and in coming wall of text or what?

also you have been told your offering nothing as in nothing to work with. Ie constant complaints about spam as you don't understand what banter is.

no ones saying your spaming, we are saying you really are just a shit poster who doesn't understand bantering. get the difference?

also honestly i only skimmed, how much of that was about ponies?

It seems you guys don't understand the concept about banter, because calling your posting "shit" and spam is banter itself. Plus, it worked, because you're actually posting longer sentence. Btw, I'm only guessing what you sent, because I can't grasp what you're saying. good Grammar.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

It seems you guys don't understand the concept about banter, because calling your posting "shit" and spam is banter itself. Plus, it worked, because you're actually posting longer sentence. Btw, I'm only guessing what you sent, because I can't grasp what you're saying. good Grammar.

we know its banter. its shit banter, hence nothing to work with. awe hell now you've gone for the grammar nazis defence are a qooty player or middle management?

 

[invinciBlues]

I offered banter in the post you quoted you deadset imbecile. I offered banter just there if you're still going to fail to comprehend it. Seeing as you don't seem to understand the concept though, I'll let my actions on the field speak when the Wonders dominate the Warriors.

So you think that stacks up to one of my earlier offerings:

"We have a little tradition here at the Warriors Scodog10 in that its customary for the opposition Full Back to supply me with a bag for all the goals I kick on them. Normally its been just a humble burlap sack to reflect my modesty. However, as the season has progressed I've become somewhat more extravagant in my tastes, and would like you to go to the trouble of arranging my goal tally notated in diamantes on a purple suede over the shoulder manbag.

If it helps, I think I'll kick 7 before subbing myself off halfway through the third quarter so that I can tap the victory keg in our change rooms "

Now, let me break it down for you because this whole "banter" thing seems to go right the **** over your head.

Here, I, in my capacity as Full Forward am engaging the Full Back you listed in your last game. I know this because I did a little research on my own. I then declare my talents and goad him into a reply by making an outlandish request based on the premise that my performance will be stellar as a foregone conclusion. I then state that I'll not only kick my quota of goals, but I'll do so before the match has even reached its completion of the 3rd quarter and that I'll be preparing our celebratory drinks so that my team mates can enjoy one immediately after the final siren.

That is banter. You are a shit campaigner that I will waste no further time on. You lack creativity, you offer nothing, and you're little more than a passenger who rides on the coat tails of his better performing team mates.

 

[Frankston Rover]

So you think that stacks up to one of my earlier offerings:

"We have a little tradition here at the Warriors Scodog10 in that its customary for the opposition Full Back to supply me with a bag for all the goals I kick on them. Normally its been just a humble burlap sack to reflect my modesty. However, as the season has progressed I've become somewhat more extravagant in my tastes, and would like you to go to the trouble of arranging my goal tally notated in diamantes on a purple suede over the shoulder manbag.

If it helps, I think I'll kick 7 before subbing myself off halfway through the third quarter so that I can tap the victory keg in our change rooms "

Now, let me break it down for you because this whole "banter" thing seems to go right the **** over your head.

Here, I, in my capacity as Full Forward am engaging the Full Back you listed in your last game. I know this because I did a little research on my own. I then declare my talents and goad him into a reply by making an outlandish request based on the premise that my performance will be stellar as a foregone conclusion. I then state that I'll not only kick my quota of goals, but I'll do so before the match has even reached its completion of the 3rd quarter and that I'll be preparing our celebratory drinks so that my team mates can enjoy one immediately after the final siren.

That is banter. You are a shit campaigner that I will waste no further time on. You lack creativity, you offer nothing, and you're little more than a passenger who rides on the coat tails of his better performing team mates.

 

[BigJoeD_]

So you think that stacks up to one of my earlier offerings:

"We have a little tradition here at the Warriors Scodog10 in that its customary for the opposition Full Back to supply me with a bag for all the goals I kick on them. Normally its been just a humble burlap sack to reflect my modesty. However, as the season has progressed I've become somewhat more extravagant in my tastes, and would like you to go to the trouble of arranging my goal tally notated in diamantes on a purple suede over the shoulder manbag.

If it helps, I think I'll kick 7 before subbing myself off halfway through the third quarter so that I can tap the victory keg in our change rooms "

Now, let me break it down for you because this whole "banter" thing seems to go right the **** over your head.

Here, I, in my capacity as Full Forward am engaging the Full Back you listed in your last game. I know this because I did a little research on my own. I then declare my talents and goad him into a reply by making an outlandish request based on the premise that my performance will be stellar as a foregone conclusion. I then state that I'll not only kick my quota of goals, but I'll do so before the match has even reached its completion of the 3rd quarter and that I'll be preparing our celebratory drinks so that my team mates can enjoy one immediately after the final siren.

That is banter. You are a shit campaigner that I will waste no further time on. You lack creativity, you offer nothing, and you're little more than a passenger who rides on the coat tails of his better performing team mates.

Shortlisted..

 

[SSwans2011]

we know its banter. its shit banter, hence nothing to work with. awe hell now you've gone for the grammar nazis defence are a qooty player or middle management?

Nothing to work with? So, that's why you keep responding. Again, if I offered nothing, I would not be getting any responses out of you. Again, I'm only responding to the words I could decipher out of that.

So you think that stacks up to one of my earlier offerings:

"We have a little tradition here at the Warriors Scodog10 in that its customary for the opposition Full Back to supply me with a bag for all the goals I kick on them. Normally its been just a humble burlap sack to reflect my modesty. However, as the season has progressed I've become somewhat more extravagant in my tastes, and would like you to go to the trouble of arranging my goal tally notated in diamantes on a purple suede over the shoulder manbag.

If it helps, I think I'll kick 7 before subbing myself off halfway through the third quarter so that I can tap the victory keg in our change rooms "

Now, let me break it down for you because this whole "banter" thing seems to go right the **** over your head.

Here, I, in my capacity as Full Forward am engaging the Full Back you listed in your last game. I know this because I did a little research on my own. I then declare my talents and goad him into a reply by making an outlandish request based on the premise that my performance will be stellar as a foregone conclusion. I then state that I'll not only kick my quota of goals, but I'll do so before the match has even reached its completion of the 3rd quarter and that I'll be preparing our celebratory drinks so that my team mates can enjoy one immediately after the final siren.

That is banter. You are a shit campaigner that I will waste no further time on. You lack creativity, you offer nothing, and you're little more than a passenger who rides on the coat tails of his better performing team mates.

There's no denying that this is banter, so well done. The fact that what you is a complete fallacy does not need to be addressed, so I'll instead say this:

I'm a utility, so I have no idea where I will be playing. I can guarantee that I will flog whoever I face off the field. I will admit I have been out of sorts lately, which is exactly why it so great that we are facing the Warriors. The perfect team to allow me to get 30 disposals or 4 goals. I'm essentially ensured a great game against whoever I play on, except maybe Bosh... Which is why stated earlier the Wonders are going to win by 31 points.

 

[Frankston Rover]

I can guarantee that I will flog whoever I face off the field. I will admit I have been out of sorts lately, which is exactly why it so great that we are facing the Warriors. The perfect team to allow me to get 30 disposals or 4 goals. I'm essentially ensured a great game against whoever I play on, except maybe Bosh... Which is why stated earlier the Wonders are going to win by 31 points.

If only you'd just posted the above 5 pages ago...

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Nothing to work with? So, that's why you keep responding. Again, if I offered nothing, I would not be getting any responses out of you. Again, I'm only responding to the words I could decipher out of that.

i take it your favourite ride is the carousal Mr Champollion.

 

[croweater 41]

If only you'd just posted the above 5 pages ago...

I still don't know who you are or what you have done.

 

[Frankston Rover]

I still don't know who you are or what you have done.

Are you A Bit High

 

[croweater 41]

Are you A Bit High

Yes. I mean no I am in class and coffee deprived. So yeah basically the same thing.

 

[candiehappy]

I still don't know who you are or what you have done.

generally I hear that comment after the game. When I've plowed a furrow through the goal square using my opponent as a disc.

I am bemused at the confidence of the Wonders, but false bravado is good bravado. It just doesn't convert on the field - as your form this season has shown.

 

[croweater 41]

generally I hear that comment after the game. When I've plowed a furrow through the goal square using my opponent as a disc.

I am bemused at the confidence of the Wonders, but false bravado is good bravado. It just doesn't convert on the field - as your form this season has shown.

My quote does ring true in this instance. I have no idea who or what you are.

Why wouldn't we be confident? I mean we are the best team of the past 17 seasons and we are happy to see some competition finally in the league. This shit was getting to easy for us. Fair reasoning why a lot of our posters have lost interest. Sometimes even winning takes its toll.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I'm a utility, so I have no idea where I will be playing. I can guarantee that I will flog whoever I face off the field. I will admit I have been out of sorts lately, which is exactly why it so great that we are facing the Warriors. The perfect team to allow me to get 30 disposals or 4 goals. I'm essentially ensured a great game against whoever I play on, except maybe Bosh... Which is why stated earlier the Wonders are going to win by 31 points.

Nawwwwww

Feelin' da love. I'm great aren't I!?

 

[BigJoeD_]

Get the feeling our opposition don't quite know what they're in for yet.

A word of warning Blunders - just like in the eyes of the law, ignorance will be no excuse

 

[zackah]

My quote does ring true in this instance. I have no idea who or what you are.

Why wouldn't we be confident? I mean we are the best team of the past 17 seasons and we are happy to see some competition finally in the league. This shit was getting to easy for us. Fair reasoning why a lot of our posters have lost interest. Sometimes even winning takes its toll.

Glad that problem's been resolved for you

 

[candiehappy]

My quote does ring true in this instance. I have no idea who or what you are.

Why wouldn't we be confident? I mean we are the best team of the past 17 seasons and we are happy to see some competition finally in the league. This shit was getting to easy for us. Fair reasoning why a lot of our posters have lost interest. Sometimes even winning takes its toll.

if you look through curtains late at night you will know who I am

good luck for being great in the past. Pity is, you aren't this season.

 

[croweater 41]

if you look through curtains late at night you will know who I am

good luck for being great in the past. Pity is, you aren't this season.

Not even half way through the season and some major changes have happened. We will get back into the swing of things very soon. Only a game outside of the 8 so nothing to worry.

 

[candiehappy]

Not even half way through the season and some major changes have happened. We will get back into the swing of things very soon. Only a game outside of the 8 so nothing to worry.

the Wonders have won two games for the season

the Warriors have lost two games for the season

think about that for a while.

 

[croweater 41]

the Wonders have won two games for the season

the Warriors have lost two games for the season

think about that for a while.

Premierships in first season: WCW 1 CIW ?

Let that sink in for moment. Either win one in your first season or don't even speak of success.

Sunday Night: WCW 3 wins CIW 3 losses.

We all know its going to happen, why try and stop us.