Official Match Thread S18 Round 9 - Coney Island Warriors vs West Coast Wonders at Van Cortlandt Park

[El Dubya]

C'mon lad, you were clearly asking for this Brony shit. It appeared on google in my search for Simpsons gifs shudder, so I delivered. I don't know what you guys get up to at the Warriors, and whilst I am a little curious to see how disgusting it truly is, I'd rather not.

Sorry, Sydney Bloods, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

Listen Brony. I don't know who you are or where you come from, I'm new to the SFA and only know the big time players, but considering you're a Brony who plays for the Wonders I'm thinking that come Sunday night you're going to be about as hard as Truman Capote at Goldfingers. So if I were you I'd be spending my last few days on earth doing what I loved, and for you that will mean binge watching My Little Pony, plaiting your uncles hair, and playing with your Barbies. I implore you, please enjoy these things and make peace with your loved ones in what little time you have left, because you will be destroyed on Sunday night.

 

[Haduken]

Hmm Wonders. Do they Wonder how much they will lose to a Warrior?

They should.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

keeping with theme of songs that say wonder


fitting because i wonder, if the wonders will continue to be shit?

 

[Frankston Rover]

A big game this one as we look to bounce back from the disappointment of last week. A big welcome to @BostrichBurger who makes his return to the side - let's make sure we get involved and get the win on Sunday. Good luck to everyone.

Official Team Sheet Vs West Coast Wonders​

B: Aussie Rocker, candiehappy, Sydney Bloods
HB: BoshtrichBurger, Reginald Perrin , El Dubya
C: Lord_Flashheart, Mr Smooth, thetradesman
HF: Haduken, alex_is_on_fire, Norm Landrover
F: Stronzo, invinciBLUES, eaglesfan99
FOLL: BigJoeD, Frankston Rover, zackah
I/C: deathevocation , oogac​

Changes:
BoshtrichBurger Out > HBF
Aussie Rocker HFF > BP
Norm Landrover HBF > HFF
deathevocation Out > I/C
amos I/C > Out
Brucie Buffer BP > Out

Logger

 

[candiehappy]

the Warriors spine - doesn't get better than that

 

[BigJoeD_]

HB: BoshtrichBurger, Reginald Perrin, El Dubya

Be afraid Wonders, be very afraid...

 

[candiehappy]

HB: BoshtrichBurger, Reginald Perrin, El Dubya

Be afraid Wonders, be very afraid...

I doubt the ball will even make beyond that trio

 

[Frankston Rover]

I can buy you a chair or recliner, candiehappy?

You'll probably need it. No one wants to just stand there for 2 hours.

 

[croweater 41]

I can buy you a chair or recliner, candiehappy?

You'll probably need it. No one wants to just stand there for 2 hours.

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Can you at least show some hospitality and get me one as well?

 

[Frankston Rover]

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Can you at least show some hospitality and get me one as well?

Done.

 

[candiehappy]

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Can you at least show some hospitality and get me one as well?

I've got us covered brother !

 

[croweater 41]

Done.

****ing shit host last time I come here...

 

[croweater 41]

I've got us covered brother !

As for you I like this. Frankston Rover please take note of how to look after your guests.

This will get my nice and loose to kick 5 goals at least cheers.

 

[BigJoeD_]

I doubt the ball will even make beyond that trio

It's a line even Nigella Lawson would be proud of...

 

[candiehappy]

As for you I like this. Frankston Rover please take note of how to look after your guests.

This will get my nice and loose to kick 5 goals at least cheers.

bad news for you, no happy ending

 

[invinciBlues]

So seeing Scodog10 is still out trying to meet my demands, I thought I'd open up a betting pool as to when his coach will drag him from Full Back

1st Quarter: $3.90
2nd Quarter: $1.25
3rd Quarter: $1.92
4th Quarter: $4.50

Will play full game on invinciBlues: $11.00

Betting pools are open to players of both teams

 

[BigJoeD_]

So seeing Scodog10 is still out trying to meet my demands, I thought I'd open up a betting pool as to when his coach will drag him from Full Back

1st Quarter: $3.90
2nd Quarter: $1.25
3rd Quarter: $1.92
4th Quarter: $4.50

Will play full game on invinciBlues: $11.00

Betting pools are open to players of both teams

100 qooty dollars on first quarter dragging, money for jam

 

[Big Bad Buddy]

After that effort - you should not have.

That was disappointing.

There are many things that will disappoint you in life, get used to it.

 

[Frankston Rover]

There are many things that will disappoint you in life, get used to it.

I'm guessing your parents told you that.

 

[candiehappy]

I'm guessing your parents told you that.

could've been his wife. Those words have a familiar tone ...

 

[Marklar_33]

Go team

 

[ClarkeM]

Or how about this:

Hello wooden spoon, my friend
Wonders will see you in the end
We still will jeer them till our face is blue
They won't make our football dreams come true
And your noise used to make every stadium shake and bend
But that was then
Now it's the sound of silence

Nice try.

Lacks mentioning of our 4 premierships but you tried.

 

[El Dubya]

HB: BoshtrichBurger, Reginald Perrin, El Dubya

Be afraid Wonders, be very afraid...

It's easy when our mids get the best ruck service in the league.

In fact we'll be kicking back in the fourth:

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I like how you learnt your lesson and used the right "your/you're" this time. If you ask me it should be removed from the English language all together if you ask me. Anyway, you said you would humiliate me, and the scoreboard still reads:
HaroLad: 1
Tradie: 0

Just then, when I taught you a lesson in spelling & grammar

Yeah, nice work peanut

 

[BigJoeD_]

It's easy when our mids get the best ruck service in the league.

In fact we'll be kicking back in the fourth:
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Reckon you'll be sneaking forward looking to get on the end of a couple by the 3rd quarter...