Official Match Thread S19 R04: Gold City Royals vs West Coast Wonders at The Throne

[Jhye Clark 13]

What? We have never come last we have no idea what happens.

That's why I said predicament.

You need to do something quickly to arrest the slide otherwise those timtams will taste bittersweet.

 

[ClarkeM]

We all know what happens when you come last. The Wonders are in a predicament here.

Twelve seasons in and I'm yet to experience coming last .

 

[sverik25]

Twelve seasons in and I'm yet to experience coming last .

It seems you're overdue then.

The Throne this year is somewhat of a fortress. We've won half of our games here! Sorry Wonders, you'll still be rooted to the bottom of the table after this week.

 

[Papa Juggs]

So do the Wonders have anybody that's not Clarkey and Crowie?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

So do the Wonders have anybody that's not Clarkey and Crowie?

At least 18 others.

And that's not including ex-Wonder-turned-Royal-turned-Wonder-again

 

[Papa Juggs]

At least 18 others.

And that's not including ex-Wonder-turned-Royal-turned-Wonder-again

Hi Banana boy. How is it going? Enjoying spamming up the captains board getting everybody else kicked out?

Doing anything good behind the scenes with your captaincy? It would be a shame if you just let the rest steamroll you and allowed Okey free reign. It's probably soft roosters like yourself that have led to half the committee being kicked out.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Hi Banana boy. How is it going? Enjoying spamming up the captains board getting everybody else kicked out?

Doing anything good behind the scenes with your captaincy? It would be a shame if you just let the rest steamroll you and allowed Okey free reign. It's probably soft roosters like yourself that have led to half the committee being kicked out.

Juggs, have you ever been in the committee room?

And I'm not talking about the time when you overthrown as captain of the Demons after one season, was it?

As for doing stuff behind the scenes, as long as I make sure you don't have any sort of control and run the SFA into the ground, as you did to the Bombers/Bandits previously, and the Bears after that, I also wasn't around for the Demons but I'll take an educated guess and chuck them in too, I'll be doing my job as an esteemed committee member just fine, thanks.

 

[croweater 41]

So do the Wonders have anybody that's not Clarkey and Crowie?

Its funny because you think you are someone that is worthy on this board.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Oh and I'm doing quite well. Thanks for asking.

 

[Papa Juggs]

I ran the Bombers and Bears into the ground? LOL

If you're going to make wild swings like that at least try to back it up with facts.

 

[croweater 41]

I ran the Bombers and Bears into the ground? LOL

If you're going to make wild swings like that at least try to back it up with facts.

Bears on the bottom of the ladder last season and close again this season and the bombers scrambling to even be alive in the league. How many more facts do we need?

 

[Papa Juggs]

Bears on the bottom of the ladder last season and close again this season and the bombers scrambling to even be alive in the league. How many more facts do we need?

Thanks for answering for him bananaeater 41.

The Bears are a very healthy team and have an extremely active list. The fact that they're still struggling without me shows that I wasn't the problem. I was never given free reign to fix their problems, pants had the yoke on me naming the team.

As for the Bombers they've done really well without me, Beng has gone on to win 2 Alfies and they've been playing finals. They've even managed to recruit a bunch of players this season. If anybody in charge abandoned them it was Gee Dub not me.

You can now see this was a big swing and a big miss. Freshy just trying to be antagonistic for the sake of it.

Go back to the drawing board.

 

[croweater 41]

Thanks for answering for him bananaeater 41.

The Bears are a very healthy team and have an extremely active list. The fact that they're still struggling without me shows that I wasn't the problem. I was never given free reign to fix their problems, pants had the yoke on me naming the team.

As for the Bombers they've done really well without me, Beng has gone on to win 2 Alfies and they've been playing finals. They've even managed to recruit a bunch of players this season. If anybody in charge abandoned them it was Gee Dub not me.

You can now see this was a big swing and a big miss. Freshy just trying to be antagonistic for the sake of it.

Go back to the drawing board.

So thats why every team though you have been to have been a powerhouse and successful?

Do you leave because you can't win? Or do you want to keep your name in half bright lights?

But were you not a captain or at least next in line of a team and then turn coated? Why?

These teams look better without you in them. They have had to clean up a lot of crap that you left on the way out. I envy those teams in no way.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Thanks for answering for him bananaeater 41.

The Bears are a very healthy team and have an extremely active list. The fact that they're still struggling without me shows that I wasn't the problem. I was never given free reign to fix their problems, pants had the yoke on me naming the team.

As for the Bombers they've done really well without me, Beng has gone on to win 2 Alfies and they've been playing finals. They've even managed to recruit a bunch of players this season. If anybody in charge abandoned them it was Gee Dub not me.

You can now see this was a big swing and a big miss. Freshy just trying to be antagonistic for the sake of it.

Go back to the drawing board.

Nope.

Bears win the wooden spoon with you in the team, coincidence?

As for this season, 3 games are hardly any indication for the rest of the season. We'll see if the Juggalo stink stays or has completely left with you to the Royals.

As for the Bombers/Bandits, well, is it any surprise your curse made them change names? Their captain then left? And now foolishly misled Bengwatkins to believe that HE'S the curse.

You're that guy that farts in the elevator then blames it on someone else.

Although, I agree. Both Bears and Bandits will turn it around, I mean, it didn't take long for the Demons to win a premiership after you left with your stink.

And with that, I'll be moonwalking the rest of my home run

 

[sverik25]

I would say it's pretty obvious that on field struggles really have nothing to do with how well a team posts and how healthy the club is. The Bears are certainly a healthy club and Juggs hasn't been at the Bombers for a while now so you can't attribute their problems to him.

 

[Truetiger]

Hopefully this week we get a much needed win on the board. Then we start on our way to the Grand Final

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I would say it's pretty obvious that on field struggles really have nothing to do with how well a team posts and how healthy the club is. The Bears are certainly a healthy club and Juggs hasn't been at the Bombers for a while now so you can't attribute their problems to him.

Well he ****ed the Demons over on field. Bombers/Bandits off field. Then the Bears on field again.

What name change have you guys picked?

May as well go Gold City Juggalos, jump ship and then let Juggs go sink in his own stink and stop polluting the rest of the SFA.

I guess this also means the useless captain of the Royals will be going back to his old club, the Dragons.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Nope.

Bears win the wooden spoon with you in the team, coincidence?

As for this season, 3 games are hardly any indication for the rest of the season. We'll see if the Juggalo stink stays or has completely left with you to the Royals.

As for the Bombers/Bandits, well, is it any surprise your curse made them change names? Their captain then left? And now foolishly misled Bengwatkins to believe that HE'S the curse.

You're that guy that farts in the elevator then blames it on someone else.

Although, I agree. Both Bears and Bandits will turn it around, I mean, it didn't take long for the Demons to win a premiership after you left with your stink.

And with that, I'll be moonwalking the rest of my home run

Juggalo stink? This is why the Royals are 2/3 and have only lost to an unbeaten team. Yeah ok.

The Bombers changed their name because of the ASADA bullshit. Everybody knows that. To try and hang that on me is just weak, lame, limp and pathetic. So 2 seasons after I leave Gee Dub turncoats and that's my fault too? If you had actually read my Vegas story you would know that Gee Dub was never going to make me captain and that was part of my decision to leave.

I never really wanted to be captain at the Bears as I was pretty much over at that stage. I've already been a leader in the SFA and not one that has to cling onto power for as long as he can to stay relevant. How many ex-captains are still big name posters? Not many. Clarkey and crowie are just shadows of what they used to be, they have become disinterested and seem to be having more fun playing werewolf while the league is on.

Moonwalking? Your poor imitation is just you moving backwards.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I'm not surprised a mediocre team like the Royals would hang their hat on winning 2 of their first 3 games. You fit in well there, Juggs.

A leader in the SFA lol

You were a joke candidate for admin, where even Filthy was considered more suitable after being in the league for a couple of seasons.

The #JuggsForAdmin is a joke hashtag. Sorry for ruining the delusion.

I mean, the Dragons who are renowned for taking in washed up hacks didn't even want you, and the Royals did.

But then again, they are the team that hangs their hat on winning 2 of their first 3 games

 

[Easty]

What name change have you guys picked?

May as well go Gold City Juggalos, jump ship and then let Juggs go sink in his own stink and stop polluting the rest of the SFA.

What a stupid comment.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

What a stupid comment.

Yep, okeydoke7 was right.

You are back to your best.

And no wonder everyone laughed when the Royals were ranked 2nd on the relevant list.

 

[Easty]

Yep, okeydoke7 was right.

You are back to your best.

And no wonder everyone laughed when the Royals were ranked 2nd on the relevant list.

I'm a gun poster, as proven by my 2nd in the rumble a couple of months back, and yet probably well outside the best 5 posters at our club. Pretty big evidence that we hugely relevant because we are a posting powerhouse.

But I'll expand on why that is a stupid comment. Firstly the Bombers changed their name because they couldn't attract posters to their club with the old one, an issue the Royals have never had. Juggalo isn't polluting the SFA at all, and if you think that I invite you to visit a Warriors match thread and re-access your opinion. Finally the Bombers are dying because Gee Dub was/is still a rubbish captain and dug a once great club into the whole it's in now. Juggalo is purely a casualty of those events.

 

[Marlowe]

Nope.

Bears win the wooden spoon with you in the team, coincidence?

As for this season, 3 games are hardly any indication for the rest of the season. We'll see if the Juggalo stink stays or has completely left with you to the Royals.

As for the Bombers/Bandits, well, is it any surprise your curse made them change names? Their captain then left? And now foolishly misled Bengwatkins to believe that HE'S the curse.

You're that guy that farts in the elevator then blames it on someone else.

Although, I agree. Both Bears and Bandits will turn it around, I mean, it didn't take long for the Demons to win a premiership after you left with your stink.

And with that, I'll be moonwalking the rest of my home run

It has been proven time and time again, and never refuted, that Okey was the curse.

 

[Beer n Skittles]

I want to trash talk you Royals, but instead I feel a strange kinship to you. You're perennial losers and I haven't won a match yet myself.
We really need to hurry up & win this so I can feel some of that Wonders arrogance.

 

[Marlowe]

I want to trash talk you Royals, but instead I feel a strange kinship to you

Sure you're a Wonder?