Official Match Thread S19 R1 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC @ The Golden Throne

[Marlowe]

Yes, I like Disney. Don't judge me for it.

Yes, we know. Broken showed us the video, remember?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Pretty sure i'm pretty ok at this bantering stuff. Just because i'm different don't make me worse. I even managed to crack the top 10 in the league. Not half bad for a shit banterer. You've made up your mind about me, and that ain't going to change.

You're popular mate, I get that, and it's the main reason you were rated so highly. You give people what they want. You only need to look as far as The Filth Wizard. Browny points don't win you premierships though, with Wise Guy Sam the one true exception, but at least he actually talks about the upcoming match.

The problem is SoGgy, you don't mind if i call you that do, just reminds me of what you really are, just a little damp squib, i find this chest beating dull, boring and pointlessly self serving. I do like your one trick SoGgy, you are one of the best at it, but thats all it is, one trick.

You can call me what you want my friend, I won't change as a result. It appears as though I'm taking you out of your comfort zone just a fraction, which is my intention, so I'll take that as a win for now. Hopefully you show this much fight on Sunday. It's a small stepping stone at least.

Now grit your teeth and snarl in true Bulldog fashion.

A bulldog never changes his spots Sog, if you don't like my style, then go back on holiday, i'll get my kicks with the other Royals and Roys who find me ok enough.

I'm trying to make you get the best out of yourself, and this is the thanks and praise I get.

I know I can transform you from an average player into an unstoppable force. I'm not a magician but I'm near enough.

Trust is all you need.

 

[sverik25]

Yes, we know. Broken showed us the video, remember?

Do I sense you rolled your eyes as you typed that? Does that mean you don't like Disney?

My attitude towards you is irreversibly changed.

 

[Rumballs]

Rumballs freetoeknee and Spitta2Azza have you heard about this? or have you been given boots?

I was given a gorilla onesie.

 

[Mighty P]

I'm ready for the regicide.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Aye there's the rub hey soggy, i'm too off topic.
I just give the people what they want!!!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I was given a gorilla onesie.

And we expect you to wear it with pride.
Check the pockets, there's a little surprise for you.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I'm ready for the regicide.

We can't kill Reginald, who is going run drinks!!

 

[Mighty P]

We can't kill Reginald, who is going run drinks!!

Don't worry, Reginald will be fine, it's Royals that we'll be killing.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

We can't kill Reginald, who is going run drinks!!

That's a triple spam post. You didn't even afford me courtesy to quote my post.

You let me down.

Bulldogs aren't naturally fearful creatures who take a backward step. I need to train you appropriately. If I can't do it here, I'll show you on the field.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Don't worry, Reginald will be fine, it's Royals that we'll be killing.

I can't be killed. If you shot me between the eyes, all that would happen is I'd whistle when I ran.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Don't worry, Reginald will be fine, it's Royals that we'll be killing.

with kindness?!?

Usually coups are pretty messy, and my hands are messy enough, i've been cleaning up after Spitta2Azza and Mooch, they've been a walking, laughing and disgusting disaster area since spitta arrived.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

That's a triple spam post. You didn't even afford me courtesy to quote my post.

You let me down.

Bulldogs aren't naturally fearful creatures who take a backward step. I need to train you appropriately. If I can't do it here, I'll show you on the field.

post quoted.

i'm not sure what to do next. i was going to re appropriate some Lorde lyrics, but i think thats not what you're after.

Please teach me oh might one!!!!!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I can't be killed. If you shot me between the eyes, all that would happen is I'd whistle when I ran.

Hey you've got plenty between the eyes, your doctor showed me the scans.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

whoops another triple spam post Son of God going to be grumpy.
it's just so difficult talking to everyone at once.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

post quoted.

i'm not sure what to do next. i was going to re appropriate some Lorde lyrics, but i think thats not what you're after.

Please teach me oh might one!!!!!

You can start by commencing a sentence with a capital letter. Baby steps I know.

Since we'll be be opposing players in the regards to on field match ups, I shouldn't have any trouble galloping away with ball in hand through the midfield with those tiny feet shuffling in struggle behind me.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Hey you've got plenty between the eyes, your doctor showed me the scans.

I must remind management to have that doctor fired.

After my initial medical at the Royals, he sold my details to Slovakian mobsters. Every now and then I wake up in a skip with an organ missing.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

You can start by commencing a sentence with a capital letter. Baby steps I know.

Since we'll be be opposing players in the regards to on field match ups, I shouldn't have any trouble galloping away with ball in hand through the midfield with those tiny feet shuffling in struggle behind me.

i don't mind the chase, its all the more satisfying when i crunch your unsuspecting face into the qootball turf, it's my specialty.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Triple Posts = Triple teh love

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I must remind management to have that doctor fired.

After my initial medical at the Royals, he sold my details to Slovakian mobsters. Every now and then I wake up in a skip with an organ missing.

Pipe, water or electric?

 

[RU_]

Struggling to post due to just moving and no internet at the house yet.

Now Royals, I hope you understand we are going to decimate you Sunday.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Struggling to post due to just moving and no internet at the house yet.

Now Royals, I hope you understand we are going to decimate you Sunday.

I take it you don't realise that it never rains at The Golden Throne, and these conditions are one's in which Juggalo Balla shines. You'll have your work cut out containing our new found full forward sensation.

They even penned a song in Juggs' honor. Would you like a small rendition?

 

[Mighty P]

The Golden throne sounds disgusting...it will be usurped after the regicide anyway, where we will install a new puppet to reign as Kingh of the Roys.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I wrote one too Son of God

To the tune of Buffalo Soldier.

Juggalo Balla, former goalkicking masta
There was a Juggalo Balla in the golden throne
Stolen from Las Vegas, brought to the Royals,
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival

I mean it, when I analyze these things
To me it makes a lot of sense:
How the former goalkicking masta was the Juggalo Balla,
And he was taken from the wetlands, brought to drylands
Fighting on arrival, fighting for relevance

Said he was a Juggalo Balla, former goalkicking masta
Juggalo Balla disappointing in the Royals.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

The Golden throne sounds disgusting...it will be usurped after the regicide anyway, where we will install a new puppet to reign as Kingh of the Roys.

If you need to decide whether you're a King or a Knight, you have zero chance of usurping a Royal.