Official Match Thread S19 R1 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC @ The Golden Throne

[Blacky]

I'm also like Aegon IV fitzroybulldog

Unworthy?

 

[PVF]

Wait, what do you need it for? boncer is simming, brahj is doing QQ, are you just preparing the Dragons dossier on the Roys?

In that case the team is actually this

(un)official team sheet
B: <redacted>
HB: <redacted>
C: <redacted>
HF: <redacted>
F: <redacted>
FOLL: <redacted>
INT: <redacted>

Haha nah just doing the game preview for the podcast.

 

[Loonerty]

The Romanovs.

Beat me to it and ruined my joke as a result

 

[The_Reaper]

Unworthy?

great sex life though

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I'm also like Aegon IV fitzroybulldog

So unworthy, ugly, and was the reason for the Blackfyre rebellion?

 

[The_Reaper]

So unworthy, ugly, and was the reason for the Blackfyre rebellion?

But made the eight

and don't you forget that.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

3/12

is that 3 mistakes? a ranking out of three or how many captains have submitted the team?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

great sex life though

for you maybe. not sure the people you were having sex with though that.

 

[The_Reaper]

for you maybe. not sure the people you were having sex with though that.

Don't care.

Royalty and all

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Don't care.

Royalty and all

That's why you never have true power, you'll always be watching your back, and dynasties collapsing.
You need the people. You Royals have never had the peoples support.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

You said i spammed too much and talked too much off topic. now it's not enough.
Tomorrow you will rue the day you poked the bulldog. but at the moment, i am dealing with flooded jakarta and a partially collapsed roof. Sorry jesus. I will return with a vengeance tomorrow.

I once owned a Bulldog and he had more bark than bite, much like your good self. He also only devoured spam ... much to the dismay of my bank account.

I poked him once, even called him Fitzroy, but he done nothing but stare into space then cower away into a lonely corner to wallow in his self pity. He ended up fading away into extinction after I become broke, no longer able to feed him. The bastard even begged to be treated like Royalty, but alas, Royalty he wasn't. He was last seen on the banks of the Junction oval being force fed with a wooden spoon after he escaped from the clutches of the master who didn't accept less than a whimper.

Sound eerily similar?

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Plus... Royals have a tendency to breed within themselves....

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

This isn't your only win over the Roys btw.

You've won two.

And lost four \o/

Wow, we're not as bad as we thought we were. We've won two games against the might of the Roys.

We're just grateful that 1 of those wins in season 16 prevented us from being left with the stigma of finishing stone motherless last.

You do know who finished below us that season and was subsequently handed another spoon for their troubles?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I once owned a Bulldog and he had more bark than bite, much like your good self. He also only devoured spam ... much to the dismay of my bank account.

I poked him once, even called him Fitzroy, but he done nothing but stare into space then cower away into a lonely corner to wallow in his self pity. He ended up fading away into extinction after I become broke, no longer able to feed him. The bastard even begged to be treated like Royalty, but alas, Royalty he wasn't. He was last seen on the banks of the Junction oval being force fed with a wooden spoon after he escaped from the clutches of the master who didn't accept less than a whimper.

Sound eerily similar?

It's the story of Pocahontas right?

Anyway dogs shouldn't be biting, that reflects more on the ill discipline and poor duty of care from the owner. What your dog turned into is more of a reflection on you than the dog. You obviously didn't care for him at all. Last i heard he was taken in by a jolly bunch of old folk who nurtured him, and cared for him, and they've enjoyed a fruitful period watching him blossom, he's a little weird, but he wasn't inbred like the other dogs in your royal kennel, probably why you cast him out.
On second thoughts, I don't even believe he was there to begin with.
You've never had any money, you just turn water in whines and bread into poor fishing techniques.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

It's the story of Pocahontas right?

Anyway dogs shouldn't be biting, that reflects more on the ill discipline and poor duty of care from the owner. What your dog turned into is more of a reflection on you than the dog. You obviously didn't care for him at all. Last i heard he was taken in by a jolly bunch of old folk who nurtured him, and cared for him, and they've enjoyed a fruitful period watching him blossom, he's a little weird, but he wasn't inbred like the other dogs in your royal kennel, probably why you cast him out.
On second thoughts, I don't even believe he was there to begin with.
You've never had any money, you just turn water in whines and bread into poor fishing techniques.

Pocahontas? He was the Boy who continually told lies and watched his own nose grow, right?

I care very much for the bulldog breed, even own a couple since the last one departed. These one's however are a rare breed of Bulldog, able to chew on a nice juicy bone and even snarl once in a while. You need to train a bulldog to attack when when he's feeling threatened otherwise he'll go down the same route as his predecessor and won't last long in this dog eat dog world.

I've even taught him the art of catching an qooty ball, which is a task in itself when training a Bulldog in the fundamentals of mastering what's required when dealing with an oval ball ... again it's something I failed to teach the last dog, who I was happy to let go of for this simple reason.

I guess some Bulldogs just don't have what it takes to succeed.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Pocahontas? He was the Boy who continually told lies and watched his own nose grow, right?

I care very much for the bulldog breed, even own a couple since the last one departed. These one's however are a rare breed of Bulldog, able to chew on a nice juicy bone and even snarl once in a while. You need to train a bulldog to attack when when he's feeling threatened otherwise he'll go down the same route as his predecessor and won't last long in this dog eat dog world.

I've even taught him the art of catching an qooty ball, which is a task in itself when training a Bulldog in the fundamentals of mastering what's required when dealing with an oval ball ... again it's something I failed to teach the last dog, who I was happy to let go of for this simple reason.

I guess some Bulldogs just don't have what it takes to succeed.

you must have a whole squad of them running around at the Royals HQ then.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

you must have a whole squad of them running around at the Royals HQ then.

Now why is that Mr Bulldog? I promise that I'll turn you into a quality match thread banterer before this round is out. If I fail (which is expected) I'll try again the next time we meet, but not before I tan your behind on the field and leave your club another step close to your 2nd bottom place finish in 4 seasons.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Now why is that Mr Bulldog? I promise that I'll turn you into a quality match thread banterer before this round is out. If I fail (which is expected) I'll try again the next time we meet, but not before I tan your behind on the field and leave your club another step close to your 2nd bottom place finish in 4 seasons.

Pretty sure i'm pretty ok at this bantering stuff. Just because i'm different don't make me worse. I even managed to crack the top 10 in the league. Not half bad for a shit banterer. You've made up your mind about me, and that ain't going to change.
The problem is SoGgy, you don't mind if i call you that do, just reminds me of what you really are, just a little damp squib, i find this chest beating dull, boring and pointlessly self serving. I do like your one trick SoGgy, you are one of the best at it, but thats all it is, one trick.

NathanMJ_WB54 and i had enjoyable tete-a-tete based around nothing more than over throwing the monarchy, clambering for anarchy and all that. timtamWB and i have shared some delightful discussions in the past, and i miss the nonsense that comes out of Igloo and Tommycash. Look i just named your 4 other powerhouse posters that have a diverse skill set, well maybe not Igloo, at the moment, but i do hope he drops in.

A bulldog never changes his spots Sog, if you don't like my style, then go back on holiday, i'll get my kicks with the other Royals and Roys who find me ok enough.

 

[sverik25]

Pocahontas? He was the Boy who continually told lies and watched his own nose grow, right?

I care very much for the bulldog breed, even own a couple since the last one departed. These one's however are a rare breed of Bulldog, able to chew on a nice juicy bone and even snarl once in a while. You need to train a bulldog to attack when when he's feeling threatened otherwise he'll go down the same route as his predecessor and won't last long in this dog eat dog world.

I've even taught him the art of catching an qooty ball, which is a task in itself when training a Bulldog in the fundamentals of mastering what's required when dealing with an oval ball ... again it's something I failed to teach the last dog, who I was happy to let go of for this simple reason.

I guess some Bulldogs just don't have what it takes to succeed.

I think you mean Pinocchio... Pocahontas is the Native American princess who fell in love with an English explorer...

Yes, I like Disney. Don't judge me for it.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I think you mean Pinocchio... Pocahontas is the Native American princess who fell in love with an English explorer...

Yes, I like Disney. Don't judge me for it.

I was having a very subtle dig at the Roys captain. So subtle that nobody knew what I was referring to.

 

[sverik25]

I was having a very subtle dig at the Roys captain. So subtle that nobody knew what I was referring to.

 

[Marlowe]

So usually in dynastic disarray and you'll eventually die out?

Well, ****. Thanks for the spoiler. There goes $30,000 and my history class.

 

[Igloo]

Pretty sure i'm pretty ok at this bantering stuff. Just because i'm different don't make me worse. I even managed to crack the top 10 in the league. Not half bad for a shit banterer. You've made up your mind about me, and that ain't going to change.
The problem is SoGgy, you don't mind if i call you that do, just reminds me of what you really are, just a little damp squib, i find this chest beating dull, boring and pointlessly self serving. I do like your one trick SoGgy, you are one of the best at it, but thats all it is, one trick.

NathanMJ_WB54 and i had enjoyable tete-a-tete based around nothing more than over throwing the monarchy, clambering for anarchy and all that. timtamWB and i have shared some delightful discussions in the past, and i miss the nonsense that comes out of Igloo and Tommycash. Look i just named your 4 other powerhouse posters that have a diverse skill set, well maybe not Igloo, at the moment, but i do hope he drops in.

A bulldog never changes his spots Sog, if you don't like my style, then go back on holiday, i'll get my kicks with the other Royals and Roys who find me ok enough.

I like this post because it contains one of my favourite words. Tete-a-tete

 

[Marlowe]

Beat me to it and ruined my joke as a result

A microcosm of things to come, perhaps? I ruin a lot of jokes.

 

[sverik25]

I like this post because it contains one of my favourite words. Tete-a-tete

He could have simply said "head to head" but chose the much more elegant French version. I too approve.