Official Match Thread S19 Round 6 - Geelong Wolves vs East Side Hawks at The Lair

[Ashton Agar]

I have seen a preview of the Hawks' lineup for this week.

A question for Ashton Agar ... are we allowed to call this a comeback? Or will you simply be kicking arse on the same trajectory as before?

#insanelyawesomelineupOFDOOM

Same old same old.

 

[DV2000]

2007 did not happen

Go ask David Koch for a hug

 

[Mr Eagle]

East Side Hawks Official Team Sheet
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B: WaLkEr_ThE_StAr - DV2000 - GutsyBug
HB: HawkAussie - Tarkyn_24 (c) - ryan_seb
C: Gentlemen - Mr Eagle (c) - jackenny
HF: JT_the_Man - larrikin - go you pups
F: Clint Beastwood - okeydoke7 - Dagless
R: Itsmyshow - Citroin - Ashton Agar

INT: scaryness - Tiger_man322

Pie in the Sky INT > OUT
MightyDons4 INT > OUT
scaryness BP > INT
Tiger_man322 HBF > INT
HawkAussie HFF > HBF
go you pups OUT > HFF
WaLkEr_ThE_StAr FB > BP
Ashton Agar OUT > RO
Itsmyshow RO > RU
Tarkyn_24 CHF > CHB
larrikin RU > CHF
DV2000 CHB > FB

- DV2000 is installed as our primary stopper at FB.
- Tarks and okey get separated, as they're clearly too busy gossiping about past glories to GET ON WITH THE JOB
- go you pups debuts on the flank to see if he knows where the goals are.
- Ashton Agar returns from being a backup on I'm A Celebrity... to resume with the Hawks

The rest... well, just Because I Can, really.

 

[TN25]

Put Ashton on the wing so I can smash him

 

[Ashton Agar]

Put Ashton on the wing so I can smash him

Ass still hurting from Hawthorn last night?

 

[TN25]

Ass still hurting from Hawthorn last night?

No, but I think yours might be after getting smashed by last years' 18th and 16th placed teams

 

[Ashton Agar]

No, but I think yours might be after getting smashed by last years' 18th and 16th placed teams

Yeah, with a bunch of delisted players and kids that have played a handful of games.

 

[TN25]

Yeah, with a bunch of delisted players and kids that have played a handful of games.

Just like our team vs the Hawks. We had 18 players who had played under 50 games, they had 18 premiership players...

 

[LP04]

No, but I think yours might be after getting smashed by last years' 18th and 16th placed teams

Yeah, with a bunch of delisted players and kids that have played a handful of games.

Both of you, focus on your work. The teacher is going through an assignment

 

[Ashton Agar]

Just like our team vs the Hawks. We had 18 players who had played under 50 games, they had 18 premiership players...

But the key difference is that's your actual squad.

 

[TN25]

But the key difference is that's your actual squad.

The majority of your team vs GWS was your squad

 

[okeydoke7]

Jeremias I don't know who you are but prepare for your imminent demise.

6 goals minimum this weekend.

 

[Ashton Agar]

The majority of your team vs GWS was your squad

Zaharakis, Cooney, Chapman, Goddard, Daniher and Zach Merrett are best 22 from last week. We actually have the luxury of developing our kids in the VFL and making them earn their games.

 

[Willo_]

I see I'm head to head with another captain this week.

I look forward to adding your name to the honour board of victims Mr Eagle

And I'm a signwriter so it's a magnificent looking honour board

 

[yyou]

Jeremias I don't know who you are but prepare for your imminent demise.

6 goals minimum this weekend.

Jeremiads is a great Wolf
He is a team mate of mine
I never saw anyone kick a bag on him
I sure like drinking wine

(Sing it )

 

[Itsmyshow]

This is gonna get ugly for the Gumbies... IMS vs a relative unknown in the ruck, I'm handing out a lesson in brilliance not seen before.

You're getting smashed Hatchy

#greatestqootyplayerofalltime
#alltimemobbsvotes
#geauxhawks
#donthehash

 

[okeydoke7]

This is gonna get ugly for the Gumbies... IMS vs a relative unknown in the ruck, I'm handing out a lesson in brilliance not seen before.

You're getting smashed Hatchy

#greatestqootyplayerofalltime
#alltimemobbsvotes
#geauxhawks
#donthehash

We are versing relative unknowns across the park in fairness.

 

[Mr Eagle]

I see I'm head to head with another captain this week.

I look forward to adding your name to the honour board of victims Mr Eagle

And I'm a signwriter so it's a magnificent looking honour board

I'm sure I will make for quite a magnificent blank space up there.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

I'm sure I will make for quite a magnificent blank space up there.

The Taylor Swift neglect so far this season on our behalf has been borderline criminal.

 

[Willo_]

I'm sure I will make for quite a magnificent blank space up there.

Well sure for a little while but that's mostly due to my poor work ethic and time management skills

 

[DV2000]

Better get some extra training in this afternoon, DreamTeamBuff. I haven't been beaten in any of my matchups this whole season.

 

[DV2000]

He's still Harry O to me....

Wait... whoops..

I mean I whole heartedly respect his decision and will give it the due respect by embracing it fully

You are a disrespectful, childish and degrading imbecile.

 

[Willo_]

You are a disrespectful, childish and degrading imbecile.

And you clearly missed the joke champ

 

[Hatchy1992]

This is gonna get ugly for the Gumbies... IMS vs a relative unknown in the ruck, I'm handing out a lesson in brilliance not seen before.

You're getting smashed Hatchy

#greatestqootyplayerofalltime
#alltimemobbsvotes
#geauxhawks
#donthehash

Don't worry. Plenty have said that before. I prefer to think of it as my time to shine.

 

[Willo_]

Well its 4 o'clock on a Friday arvo at work so that means beer time!!

Who else wants in?