Official Match Thread S19 Round 6 - Gold City Royals vs Baghdad Bandits at The Throne

[Marlowe]

Jolly good, that'll teach me for cutting corners with the OP. To be honest though its not exactly looking shiny and golden at the moment, so its probably fitting to call it "The Throne"

There is a terrific joke buried in my post because I totally forgot you were the OP. Yeah... this is awkward.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I love when you post like this. Bringing up that stupid, inferior competition? And you demand to be paid as much as the Royals' 'good' posters. Laughable.

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

 

[beez]

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Now where is that drambuie?

 

[Shermy]

Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet vs Gold City Royals

FB: ThePuppetMaster, Shermy, shermanator
HB: Squishy, eth-dog, Frothies Mcveigh
C: sausageroll, Lileasy, Aussie Assault
HF: Don Draper, van peebles, Red Mist
FF: beez, loopy_cam, BrewSmackerVeiny
R: Bigeasy, cammo6556, JoshWoodenSpoon
Int: Bengwatkins, Jimmy1992

Shermy C > FB
beez FB > FP
JoshWoodenSpoon FP > R
shermanator FP > BP
Lileasy BP > C
Red Mist Out > HFF
BrewSmackerVeiny HFF > FP
Bengwatkins R > Bench
Stratton_Gun Bench > Out

boncer34 - this should be the last team change for this week.

 

[Papa Juggs]

I love when you post like this. Bringing up that stupid, inferior competition? And you demand to be paid as much as the Royals' 'good' posters. Laughable.

I love it when you call me on shit. I do get paid as much as the Royals good posters though, we all get gold, wenches and mead.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet vs Gold City Royals

FB: ThePuppetMaster, Shermy, shermanator
HB: Squishy, eth-dog, Frothies Mcveigh
W: sausageroll, Lileasy, Aussie Assault
HF: Don Draper, van peebles, Red Mist
FF: beez, loopy_cam, BrewSmackerVeiny
R: Bigeasy, cammo6556, JoshWoodenSpoon
Int: Bengwatkins, Jimmy1992

Shermy C > FB
beez FB > FP
JoshWoodenSpoon FP > R
shermanator FP > BP
Lileasy BP > C
Red Mist Out > HFF
BrewSmackerVeiny HFF > FP
Bengwatkins R > Bench
Stratton_Gun Bench > Out

boncer34 - this should be the last team change for this week.

Wow, you couldn't show Beng the decency to stick with his original team. You even shit in his face by moving him to the bench.

Enjoy your 1 point penalty as well.

 

[Shermy]

Wow, you couldn't show Beng the decency to stick with his original team. You even shit in his face by moving him to the bench.

Enjoy your 1 point penalty as well.

You see Mr Jebus, Beng made the hasty decision to out himself. This was something I wouldn't stand for, especially considering his bench form this year has been second to none.

We don't have enough points to handle losing one, what are we being punished for now? We said there were no weapons of mass destruction.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

You see Mr Jebus, Beng made the hasty decision to out himself. This was something I wouldn't stand for, especially considering his bench form this year has been second to none.

We don't have enough points to handle losing one, what are we being punished for now? We said there were no weapons of mass destruction.

You need all the help you can get in getting your season back on track, so the kind and generous personality I am decided to warn you of your mistake before you sunk even further down the ladder... not taking into account your loss in this game.

I noticed you used the terms Jesus and bench in the same sentence, but I'm one step ahead of you there also. We've brought our other 'Jesus,' the one from Nazareth, into the starting side, where he'll become our very our tactical masterpiece. Dirty Bird or Jesus of Nazareth as he is formerly known will ensure that this time the nail is embedded well and truly elsewhere, and into your coffin.

 

[beez]

Tagging Riggy in a thread should warrant a one point penalty. Shame on you, Sogs.

 

[Shermy]

You need all the help you can get in getting your season back on track, so the kind and generous personality I am decided to warn you of your mistake before you sunk even further down the ladder... not taking into account your loss in this game.

I noticed you used the terms Jesus and bench in the same sentence, but I'm one step ahead of you there also. We've brought our other 'Jesus,' the one from Nazareth, into the starting side, where he'll become our very our tactical masterpiece. Dirty Bird or Jesus of Nazareth as he is formerly known will ensure that this time the nail is embedded well and truly elsewhere, and into your coffin.

A slight over sight on your part right there, I have a full stop between Jebus and bench, so its two sentences. Is the other 'Jesus' from Nazareth on your team sheet? and will be be lining up in one of the pockets so he's near the posts?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

A slight over sight on your part right there, I have a full stop between Jebus and bench, so its two sentences. Is the other 'Jesus' from Nazareth on your team sheet? and will be be lining up in one of the pockets so he's near the posts?

Well you've got me there. I wanted to ensure you had a quick glimpse at our team sheet again, to get a gauge of the players who are about to send your season into free fall. Now they'll be entrenched forever in your memory.

 

[Shermy]

Well you've got me there. I wanted to ensure you had a quick glimpse at our team sheet again, to get a gauge of the players who are about to send your season into free fall. Now they'll be entrenched forever in your memory.

See this is where your wires have been switched, Sunday's game, and us winning it, will be our platform for the rest of the season. I'll remember the names when we take the 4 points.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

See this is where your wires have been switched, Sunday's game, and us winning it, will be our platform for the rest of the season. I'll remember the names when we take the 4 points.

Those wires will be used as a strangulation method, and you're right, they'll be crossed... around the contour of your necks as the last remaining form of life is drained from your listless bodies. It'll be ugly, the scoreboard will be ugly, and the remnants of your season will appear in much the same fashion.

 

[Dirty Bird]

You need all the help you can get in getting your season back on track, so the kind and generous personality I am decided to warn you of your mistake before you sunk even further down the ladder... not taking into account your loss in this game.

I noticed you used the terms Jesus and bench in the same sentence, but I'm one step ahead of you there also. We've brought our other 'Jesus,' the one from Nazareth, into the starting side, where he'll become our very our tactical masterpiece. Dirty Bird or Jesus of Nazareth as he is formerly known will ensure that this time the nail is embedded well and truly elsewhere, and into your coffin.

Coffin?
I thought the Islamists in Baghdad blew themselves up and there was nothing left to put in a coffin?

 

[sausageroll]

You need all the help you can get in getting your season back on track, so the kind and generous personality I am decided to warn you of your mistake before you sunk even further down the ladder... not taking into account your loss in this game.

I noticed you used the terms Jesus and bench in the same sentence, but I'm one step ahead of you there also. We've brought our other 'Jesus,' the one from Nazareth, into the starting side, where he'll become our very our tactical masterpiece. Dirty Bird or Jesus of Nazareth as he is formerly known will ensure that this time the nail is embedded well and truly elsewhere, and into your coffin.

Yeah, except he's not Jesus, and neither is his wife

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Yeah, except he's not Jesus, and neither is his wife

It would be strange if he was Jesus and so is his wife.

And we would have to ban him and his wife under some weird reverso alias rule.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

I love it when you call me on shit. I do get paid as much as the Royals good posters though, we all get gold, wenches and mead.

And these days we also get paid via a handy Gold City tax break loop hole that 3KZ is Football discovered when he was drawing up his mathematical formula for how we were going to win in round 2.

 

[Tommycash]

I've always struggled to find the right balance between naughty and nice in banter. *____*.

 

[Shermy]

Before I get on to the weekend "making the fence dog proof" I thought I'd just say, you Royals stink.

Yeah take that hard hitting info.

 

[Red mist]

Before I get on to the weekend "making the fence dog proof" I thought I'd just say, you Royals stink.

Yeah take that hard hitting info.

Seconded.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

It's a pleasure to meet you Red mist, you'll never forget my name as I'll be a part of the side who wallops you in your first game of qooty. So, if you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I will be only too happy to do it for you.

 

[Red mist]

It's a pleasure to meet you Red mist, you'll never forget my name as I'll be a part of the side who wallops you in your first game of qooty. So, if you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I will be only too happy to do it for you.

Likewise My Son.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Likewise My Son.

I see what you did there. I like the cut of your jib, but I'm going to make a concerted effort to ensure your debut isn't a memorable one.

No Groucho isn't my real name, I'm breaking it in for a friend.

 

[Red mist]

I see what you did there. I like the cut of your jib, but I'm going to make a concerted effort to ensure your debut isn't a memorable one.

No Groucho isn't my real name, I'm breaking it in for a friend.

I'm not expecting anything less. Keep your robes hitched up and rub some lanolin in your sandals because you'll be chasing all day

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I'm not expecting anything less. Keep your robes hitched up and rub some lanolin in your sandals because you'll be chasing all day

I neither wear sandals or boots, it's uncomfortable and they often interfere with the scabs from the healing holes in my feet. This is what makes my career to date more exceptional. I'm able to outrun and out perform those who need extra assistance.