Official Match Thread S21 Round 11: Gold City Royals vs East Side Hawks at The Golden Throne

[Wacky Tiger]

See you next week. More lack of respect.

#thedifference

 

[3KZ is Football]

Fun fact: My original match thread was censored by Admin for being “not funny”. Alles gut, mein Fuhrer! Bitte konnen Sie mich nicht bestrafen!

It’s 3rd v 7th in perhaps the most important match of the round. Hawks will be looking for the four points to put themselves at the top of the chasing pack, whereas the Royals need a win if they are a realistic Top 2 chance this season.

Super Boys Club Best Friends Marlowe and The Filth Wizard will face off with all the aggression of two baby pandas falling asleep together, so both teams will be looking to the likes of 3KZ is Football and Doctor Colossus to bring the hate.

Tip: Hawks by 18.

Captains, please submit your teamsheet by 11:59pm AEST Thursday (I hear they’re harsh on these things now)

Bring the Hate? Me and Doctor Colossus? You are kidding. We go way back and while we are now playing for different sides, fate will one day reunite us and we will once again be on the same team. We will be the SFA's version of Jake and the Fat Man and the Qooty World will tremble. That said, it's always fun playing the Eastside Hawks, although I prefer it when we play them at their home ground, because they serve those lovely cakes. Royals to win this by one by plenty, because we have #thedifference #Gateauxhawks

 

[pantskyle]

Bring the Hate? Me and Doctor Colossus? You are kidding. We go way back and while we are now playing for different sides, fate will one day reunite us and we will once again be on the same team. We will be the SFA's version of Jake and the Fat Man and the Qooty World will tremble. That said, it's always fun playing the Eastside Hawks, although I prefer it when we play them at their home ground, because they serve those lovely cakes. Royals to win this by one by plenty, because we have #thedifference #Gateauxhawks

This is true, going all the way back to our days causing mischief in Brunswick. You should know, I brought you some of those cakes.

 

[3KZ is Football]

You understood what I wrote? Then you'll know it's not a lie.

Did someone say German?

 

[Mr Eagle]

I didn't get elected.

I got given it because nobody else wanted it.

Hey that's how I got this captaincy...

 

[3KZ is Football]

This is true, going all the way back to our days causing mischief in Brunswick. You should know, I brought you some of those cakes.

Yum. The #Gateauxhawks make the best Black Forest cake in the business.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Coney Island Warriors 10   8   2   -    -   1095   920   119.02   32     7W    WWWWW    -     Ldr     -
Geelong Wolves        10   8   2   -    -   1104   940   117.45   32     1W    LWWLW    -      -      -
Gold City Royals      10   7   3   -    -   1044   932   112.02   28     2W    WLLWW    -     -1      -
West Coast Wonders    10   6   4   -    -    898   940    95.53   24     1W    LWLLW   +3     -2.5    -
Dragons FFC           10   5   5   -    -   1090   983   110.89   20     1L    WWLWL   -1     -3      -
Las Vegas Bears       10   5   5   -    -   1156  1080   107.04   20     1L    WLLWL   -1     -3      -
East Side Hawks       10   5   5   -    -    985   969   101.65   20     1L    WLWWL   -1     -3      -
Sin City Swamprats    10   4   6   -    -    849   961    88.35   16     2L    LWWLL    -     -4.5   Ldr
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mount Buller Demons   10   3   7   -    -   1056  1012   104.35   12     2L    LLWLL    -     -5     -1
Fighting Furies       10   3   7   -    -    864   992    87.10   12     1W    LLWLW   +2     -5.5   -1
Roys FFC              10   3   7   -    -    988  1166    84.73   12     1W    LWLLW    -     -5.5   -1
Baghdad Bandits       10   3   7   -    -    929  1163    79.88   12     1L    WLLWL   -2     -5.5   -1

thedifference

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Coney Island Warriors 10   8   2   -    -   1095   920   119.02   32     7W    WWWWW    -     Ldr     -
Geelong Wolves        10   8   2   -    -   1104   940   117.45   32     1W    LWWLW    -      -      -
Gold City Royals      10   7   3   -    -   1044   932   112.02   28     2W    WLLWW    -     -1      -
West Coast Wonders    10   6   4   -    -    898   940    95.53   24     1W    LWLLW   +3     -2.5    -
Dragons FFC           10   5   5   -    -   1090   983   110.89   20     1L    WWLWL   -1     -3      -
Las Vegas Bears       10   5   5   -    -   1156  1080   107.04   20     1L    WLLWL   -1     -3      -
East Side Hawks       10   5   5   -    -    985   969   101.65   20     1L    WLWWL   -1     -3      -
Sin City Swamprats    10   4   6   -    -    849   961    88.35   16     2L    LWWLL    -     -4.5   Ldr
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mount Buller Demons   10   3   7   -    -   1056  1012   104.35   12     2L    LLWLL    -     -5     -1
Fighting Furies       10   3   7   -    -    864   992    87.10   12     1W    LLWLW   +2     -5.5   -1
Roys FFC              10   3   7   -    -    988  1166    84.73   12     1W    LWLLW    -     -5.5   -1
Baghdad Bandits       10   3   7   -    -    929  1163    79.88   12     1L    WLLWL   -2     -5.5   -1

thedifference

The difference will be four points after this week.

#qootyrelevantbanterftw

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

The difference will be four points after this week.

#qootyrelevantbanterftw

Even accounting for an error in team submission, or not submitting a team at all, a first offence merely serves as a warning.

There's no possible way in Hades the Royals are losing 24 points by the end of round 11.

I am #thedifference

 

[pantskyle]

Even accounting for an error in team submission, or not submitting a team at all, a first offence merely serves as a warning.

There's no possible way in Hades the Royals are losing 24 points by the end of round 11.

I am #thedifference

Welcome back, was worried you'd stay away for the week.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Welcome back, was worried you'd stay away for the week.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Welcome back, was worried you'd stay away for the week.

I wasn't.

#indifference



Edit: now I have to compete with 3KZ....

 

[Brown Bottle]

#vivaladifference

 

[3KZ is Football]

#whatdifferencedoesitmake?

 

[Mr Eagle]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're welcome

You tried. That's what counts.

 

[Brown Bottle]

You tried. That's what counts.

 

[Tommycash]

You tried. That's what counts.

Hello birdy. Flap flap. I am happy to see you soaring and screeching like a fun fellow who knows what he likes.

 

[3KZ is Football]

#BecaudL'indifference

Reardo sang this at the 1976 Eurovision Song Contest in homage to Nakia. Here is the only surviving footage of Reardo singing this "timeless classic."

 

[Mr Eagle]

Hello birdy. Flap flap. I am happy to see you soaring and screeching like a fun fellow who knows what he likes.

No, I will not sleep with you.

 

[Biggie]

How do you cancel your account?

 

[Brown Bottle]

You post lots of pictures that Chief takes exception to on the main board

 

[Biggie]

Fair call.

 

[Mr Eagle]

You post lots of pictures that Chief takes exception to on the main board

Can you show us some examples, so we know what to avoid?

 

[go you pups]

I didn't get elected.

I got given it because nobody else wanted it.

Now you have da #impunity

 

[go you pups]

How do you cancel your account?

There's a thread for it on the customer service board

Or you can just type it in like Nokia has done if you have a BF membership