Official Match Thread S23 Round 3: Gold City Royals vs East Side Hawks @ The Golden Throne

[Le Grille]

Brown Bottle - we've been demoted out of battle raps due to our shit showing last week.

Mate, I have to save some for later raps. I haven't forgotten you guys.

 

[Agent93]

Mate, I have to save some for later raps. I haven't forgotten you guys.

S'ok. We deserved it.

 

[Le Grille]

S'ok. We deserved it.

Marathon, not a sprint my boy

 

[boondy]

Haha

She doesn't get the remote - too busy in the kitchen, amirite?

This was last night in bed. She wanted the Big Boy ( the remote ) . If only as regards she would spend time in the kitchen

 

[Red mist]

Marathon, not a sprint my boy

 

[boondy]

All you mother******s are gonna pay
GN80 is in a bad mood today
Hungover and sleep deprived
Reading rhymes so very contrived
No one can match my stuff, I haven't reached my peak
When it comes to rhymes I am a solid gold freak
Enough about me and back to Hawks
RookieListed , Biggie will smash you dorks
For Royals you guys show a lack of class
Using fat shaming pictures pluck out your arse
It seems as though you blokes have dyslexia
Your posts are quality like fruity lexia
Lets get back to the game on Sunday and the pain we bring
You'll soon find public humiliation is a thing
The first quarter brahj will kick 3 to start the show
The second will belong to larrikin and co.
They call the third stanza the premiership quarter
The Filth Wizard in the house, lock up your daughters
We will hit the home straight like Phar Lap at the cup
You think Elton Johns Wig will slow down? Nup.

Thats the ticket . Poetry fires up a team .

 

[Agent93]

This has nothing to do with anything:

 

[Agent93]

Thats the ticket . Poetry fires up a team .

 

[boondy]

I want one of those hovercraft motorbikes

 

[larrikin]

This has nothing to do with anything:

Good point

 

[Red mist]

I want one of those hovercraft motorbikes

There was a school of piranha.

 

[Mr Eagle]

I'm sorry to say Hawks, but you have the lamest name/mascot combo in the league. This is how I imagine them being chosen...


East Side Hawks Inaugural Team Meeting


F/D: Ok, team. We need a mascot. The people like animals these days. What have you got?

Biggie: How about an Eagle? Those things can crush a child's skull with one claw!

F/D: Woah, woah, woah... we have child members too! We don't want to scare the poor things.

Inaugural player #3: How about a magpie? I think kids like magpies...

F/D: Have you ever been swooped by one of those muther******s?? They ****in hurt. No, no... next?

Inaugural player #4: A pigeon?

F/D: No, we need something that looks kinda scary, but poses no threat to humans whatsoever.

Biggie: A Hawk?

F/D: Now we're talking. Ok, we need a location...

Inaugural player #3: How about Waverley?

F/D: Too specific. We don't want to alienate anyone.

Inaugural player #4: General Waverley Area?

F/D: Still too specific.

Biggie: East Side?

Inaugural player #4: East Side of what?

Biggie: Doesn't matter.

F/D: Cool. East Side Hawks it is. Meeting adjourned.

Your imagination is broken. You should get it fixed.

 

[Agent93]

Your imagination is broken. You should get it fixed.

I still can't work out what F/D means. ****ing Drunks?

 

[boondy]

All you mother******s are gonna pay
GN80 is in a bad mood today
Hungover and sleep deprived
Reading rhymes so very contrived
No one can match my stuff, I haven't reached my peak
When it comes to rhymes I am a solid gold freak
Enough about me and back to Hawks
RookieListed , Biggie will smash you dorks
For Royals you guys show a lack of class
Using fat shaming pictures pluck out your arse
It seems as though you blokes have dyslexia
Your posts are quality like fruity lexia
Lets get back to the game on Sunday and the pain we bring
You'll soon find public humiliation is a thing
The first quarter brahj will kick 3 to start the show
The second will belong to larrikin and co.
They call the third stanza the premiership quarter
The Filth Wizard in the house, lock up your daughters
We will hit the home straight like Phar Lap at the cup
You think Elton Johns Wig will slow down? Nup.

Hark Hark fine fellow Hawkes says G d 8 0
Incline your ears for refreshment and your hearts aglow . As the sunlit dew glistens on Elton Johns Wig embrace the exuberance at a poet society gig . Hear ye hear ye one and all like silent sentinels we all will stand tall . As our foes are mesmerized with our grace of the verb . Anyway I have finished my turd now so cant write anymore .

 

[Agent93]

Just checked in on the Bombers / Demons thread. So glad we're past that. Arguments over rhymes are much less annoying that who is the biggest shitposter.

Quick poll: is it Jum or Haro?

 

[Le Grille]

Hark Hark fine fellow Hawkes says G d 8 0
Incline your ears for refreshment and your hearts aglow . As the sunlit dew glistens on Elton Johns Wig embrace the exuberance at a poet society gig . Hear ye hear ye one and all like silent sentinels we all will stand tall . As our foes are mesmerized with our grace of the verb . Anyway I have finished my turd now so cant write anymore .

G d 8 0? GN80 is my name. If you don't know it now you'll know it on SUnday.

 

[Le Grille]

Just checked in on the Bombers / Demons thread. So glad we're past that. Arguments over rhymes are much less annoying that who is the biggest shitposter.

Quick poll: is it Jum or Haro?

Both

 

[Le Grille]

This has been the best match thread so far this season.

 

[Blacky]

Just checked in on the Bombers / Demons thread. So glad we're past that. Arguments over rhymes are much less annoying that who is the biggest shitposter.

Quick poll: is it Jum or Haro?

Jum

/poll

 

[Blacky]

G d 8 0? GN80 is my name. If you don't know it now you'll know it on SUnday.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Just checked in on the Bombers / Demons thread. So glad we're past that. Arguments over rhymes are much less annoying that who is the biggest shitposter.

Quick poll: is it Jum or Haro?

Yes, yes it is.....

 

[boondy]

G d 8 0? GN80 is my name. If you don't know it now you'll know it on SUnday.

I wondered who Filth was my Dyslexia read his name as 5thwizard

 

[boondy]

G d 8 0? GN80 is my name. If you don't know it now you'll know it on SUnday.

I know as I sit in the stall and reading the poems on the wall i will remember the hawks but I wont dial that number

 

[Bet on Blue]

The Royals after Sunday's match:

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

The Royals after Sunday's match:

mate, that is genuinely really, really bad....go back to MarioWolf and have a good hard look at yourself