Official Match Thread S26 Round 16 Las Vegas Bears vs Gold City Royals at The Maracanã Stadium , Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (The Stadium In The Sky)

[Jezmiester40]

Dammit! I tried to change my bigfooty password. I typed in Bears_defense. It said Password too weak.

Defense?? Wtf even is that??? I just assumed it was all about attack...

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Saw Its Manbearpig practicing his leading patters in Lapa at 3am. Damn that guy is dedicated to the craft.

I find this funny, and I know you know why

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Defense?? Wtf even is that??? I just assumed it was all about attack...
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It's a good thing we're on such stellar terms with the tribunal.

 

[Barrybran]

It's a good thing we're on such stellar terms with the tribunal.

I saw this picture of Tandy framed and hanging in Walken's office

 

[Matera92]

Day game chumps.

 

[Barrybran]

Day game chumps.

Ken oath!

 

[Test Tickle]

Ken oath!

 

[Test Tickle]

These Stunning Young Ladies are available after the game, if we win that is, courtesy of my establishment.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Day game chumps.

I reckon you’ll have a big game bae

 

[Tandy]

I saw this picture of Tandy framed and hanging in Walken's office

Ahhh yes I remember when this was taken. It was in the rooms after my first win with the bears. I had just gone through my first shower experience with the lads. The soaps they were a droppen and I was needing a potassium boost!
Great times, Go you Bears

These Stunning Young Ladies are available after the game, if we win that is, courtesy of my establishment.

Thanks Argz can't wait to spend some time with Misty again. We are in an on again off again relationship at the moment. She's also seeing Its Manbearpig on the side but I don't mind sharing with my Brother Bears

 

[Paddles_]

I reckon you’ll have a big game bae

big game bae

bae

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

All bae. Every bae. Ursibae.

 

[grumbleguts]

More like "I Goolged the Royals and every hit was about what Cloud_ wore yesterday and whether Sweet FA was footing his wardrobe bill".

I have to say, i'd never experienced it before but I enjoyed being goolged.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Will post zis one after Roys Furies in Mumbai.

 

[Test Tickle]

Who's the prick that put Dencorub on the urinal door, my plums are on fire

I missed last weeks game, spewin i was, i'm in here already for today and fired up, look out Dragons anyone get in my way today and your gone!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Who's the prick that put Dencorub on the urinal door, my plums are on fire

But I saw reggie (ever the gentleman) hold the door open for you??

 

[Test Tickle]

But I saw reggie (ever the gentleman) hold the door open for you??

WHY THAT LITTLE...........

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

WHY THAT LITTLE...........

Keep your friends close, and your plum-fondlers closer.

 

[Test Tickle]

Keep your friends close, and your plum-fondlers closer.

Anyway, why does reggie always hang around our toilet and showers?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Here we go!

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... LVB v GCR

                       GCR
reggie                      JoshWoodenSpoon          Miguel Sanchez
big_j                       Blacky                   Bipolarbear

kane249                     Magruder                 Matera92
Ulahoopski                  SunshineTiger            miggs

brahj                       Tandy                    Argas Tuft
MrPremiership               grumbleguts              CakeEater

Farm Boy                    RookiePick               Tommycash
Smartys Power               Cloud_                   burningdwarf

Jezmiester40                Bombersfan93             DapperDon
Footypie32                  RodneyDangerfield        Dennis Confetti
                           LVB

LVB Foll : kdavva74, Barrybran, Doctor Gero
GCR Foll : GreyCrow, 3121 premiers, Thatsapaddlin

LVB INT : caloschwaby, jatz14
GCR INT : NTRabbit, MWPP

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Las Vegas Bears: JoshWoodenSpoon brahj Argas Tuft Doctor Gero
Gold City Royals: RodneyDangerfield SunshineTiger 3121 premiers

Round 16, Conditions for this match - RAINY

1 : 0 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
1 : .1 {C} - grumbleguts with a moment to look downfield.
1 : .16 {C} - Crackerjack bump by Tandy on grumbleguts.
1 : .2 {lW} - Who wants it? Argas Tuft does. Great stuff.
1 : .24 {rHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : .3 {rHFF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : .34 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is Smartys Power.
1 : .4 {CHB} - A short kick to Cloud_.
1 : .45 {CHB} - Up goes Cloud_.
1 : .51 {CHB} - Cloud_ with the ball now.
1 : .55 {rHBF} - A short kick to burningdwarf.
1 : .59 {rHBF} - burningdwarf is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 1.05 {rHBF} - Not enough pressure on burningdwarf.
1 : 1.1 {CHB} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 1.16 {CHB} - Cloud_ brushes RookiePick aside and takes the mark.
1 : 1.2 {CHB} - Cloud_ looks downfield.
1 : 1.24 {CHB} - An underground handpass to Thatsapaddlin.
1 : 1.3 {lHBF} - Spears a kick towards Smartys Power.
1 : 1.34 {lHBF} - Farm Boy reads the play better and marks.
1 : 1.4 {CHF} - RookiePick slowing down the play.
1 : 1.45 {FF} - Boots the ball toward Bombersfan93.
1 : 1.51 {FF} - RodneyDangerfield did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 1.55 {FB} - RodneyDangerfield slowing down the play.
1 : 1.59 {lBP} - He involves Footypie32 in the play.
1 : 2.05 {lBP} - Quick hands to GreyCrow under pressure.
1 : 2.09 {FB} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 2.16 {FB} - Bombersfan93 floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 2.19 {FF} - Bombersfan93 has it.
1 : 2.24 {FF} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
1 : 2.3 {FF} - Haha Bombersfan93 completely shanked it. Lucky to be a behind.
Las Vegas Bears : 0.1.1
Gold City Royals : 0.0.0
1 : 2.4 {FB} - Footypie32 has it.
1 : 2.44 {rHBF} - burningdwarf calls for it.
1 : 2.5 {rHBF} - burningdwarf spills the mark.
1 : 2.54 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Tommycash.
1 : 2.58 {lHFF} - Tommycash has time to take a bounce.
1 : 3.05 {rFP} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Jezmiester40 to mark.
1 : 3.09 {rFP} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 3.15 {rBP} - Dennis Confetti takes off.
1 : 3.19 {rBP} - Dennis Confetti bounces the ball.
1 : 3.24 {lHBF} - He spots an option and kicks to Smartys Power.
1 : 3.3 {lHBF} - Spoilt by Farm Boy.
1 : 3.34 {lHBF} - Smartys Power has possession.
1 : 3.4 {rW} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 3.44 {rW} - But in the way is Argas Tuft.
1 : 3.5 {lW} - The bounce favours Argas Tuft and he is off and running.
1 : 3.54 {lW} - He handpasses to kdavva74.
1 : 3.58 {CHF} - A kick towards RookiePick territory.
1 : 4.04 {CHF} - Poor effort Cloud_. RookiePick takes the mark.
1 : 4.09 {CHF} - The ball is now with RookiePick.
1 : 4.15 {lFP} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 4.19 {lFP} - DapperDon spills the mark.
1 : 4.23 {rBP} - Dennis Confetti has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 4.3 {rBP} - Almost a throw to Thatsapaddlin.
1 : 4.34 {FB} - He elects to use RodneyDangerfield and kicks in that direction.
1 : 4.4 {FB} - RodneyDangerfield makes great ground and takes the mark.
1 : 4.44 {FB} - RodneyDangerfield wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 4.48 {rHBF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 4.54 {rHBF} - Over the head of burningdwarf.
1 : 4.58 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Tommycash.
1 : 5.04 {lHFF} - Tommycash has a shot from fifty.
1 : 5.09 {lHFF} - And he gets it.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.1.7
Gold City Royals : 0.0.0
1 : 5.15 {C} - The ball is bounced and GreyCrow gets the tap.
1 : 5.23 {C} - grumbleguts has possession.
1 : 5.29 {C} - There's the move we expected.
1 : 5.33 - <<< Dennis Confetti is trading places with RodneyDangerfield >>>
1 : 5.43 {C} - grumbleguts signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 5.48 {C} - grumbleguts backs himself for a shot on goal.
1 : 5.54 {C} - grumbleguts boots it through and lets Tandy know all about it.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.1.7
Gold City Royals : 1.0.6
1 : 5.58 {C} - kdavva74 wins the hitout.
1 : 6.08 {rW} - CakeEater picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 6.15 {C} - He kicks sideways towards grumbleguts.
1 : 6.18 {C} - grumbleguts and Tandy both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 6.23 {C} - Tandy takes them on.
1 : 6.29 {rHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 6.33 {rHFF} - Over the head of Farm Boy.
1 : 6.39 {lHBF} - Smartys Power picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 6.43 {rW} - CakeEater runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 6.48 {rW} - Tiggy touchwood free for deliberate.
1 : 6.54 {C} - Tandy slowing down the play.
1 : 6.58 {lHFF} - Tommycash takes off on a lead.
1 : 7.04 {lHFF} - Horrific choice of kick and burningdwarf will mark unopposed.
1 : 7.08 {rHBF} - With the ball is burningdwarf.
1 : 7.14 {rHBF} - Finds 3121 premiers with a handball.
1 : 7.18 {C} - A quick handpass to grumbleguts.
1 : 7.22 {rW} - Handballs over the top to CakeEater.
1 : 7.29 {rW} - A long looping handpass to 3121 premiers.
1 : 7.33 {rW} - Barrybran nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. 3121 premiers gets done for kicking in danger.
1 : 7.39 {lW} - Argas Tuft has it.
1 : 7.43 {lW} - Argas Tuft goes for a long goal.
1 : 7.47 {lW} - Fades away to the left. One behind to the score..
Las Vegas Bears : 1.2.8
Gold City Royals : 1.0.6
1 : 7.57 {FB} - With the ball is Dennis Confetti.
1 : 8.04 - <<< caloschwaby is coming on to replace Miguel Sanchez >>>
1 : 8.14 {FB} - Nobody's checking Dennis Confetti.
1 : 8.18 {lHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 8.22 {lHBF} - Nice mark by Smartys Power.
1 : 8.28 {lHBF} - So Smartys Power ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 8.33 {lHBF} - What a tackle.
1 : 8.38 {rHFF} - Farm Boy has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.43 {rHFF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
1 : 8.47 {rHFF} - The umpires consult and decide that one shaved the post.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.3.9
Gold City Royals : 1.0.6
1 : 8.57 {FB} - RodneyDangerfield has it.
1 : 9.03 {rHBF} - A flat punt.
1 : 9.07 {rHBF} - Running back with the flight of the ball is burningdwarf! Brave mark.
1 : 9.11 {rHBF} - So burningdwarf ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 9.18 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to 3121 premiers.
1 : 9.22 {C} - A kick in the general direction of grumbleguts.
1 : 9.28 {C} - No mark taken as grumbleguts and Tandy wrestle for position.
1 : 9.33 {C} - Now Tandy has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 9.36 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards brahj.
1 : 9.43 {rW} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 9.47 {rW} - brahj sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 9.53 {lHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 9.57 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 10.03 {rHBF} - burningdwarf has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.07 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 10.11 {lW} - Long raking kick in the direction of MrPremiership.
1 : 10.18 {lW} - MrPremiership takes a strong mark.
1 : 10.22 {lW} - MrPremiership has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.28 {rHFF} - miggs calls for it.
1 : 10.32 {rHFF} - miggs can't take it.
1 : 10.36 {rHFF} - miggs streaming down the ground.
1 : 10.42 {FF} - Hurried kick towards Blacky.
1 : 10.46 {FF} - Blacky spills the mark.
1 : 10.52 {FF} - Blacky wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 10.56 {FF} - This could be a goal to Blacky.
1 : 11.03 {FF} - And Blacky gets it.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.3.9
Gold City Royals : 2.0.12
1 : 11.07 {C} - Doctor Gero is outbodied in the ruck contest.
1 : 11.17 {rW} - CakeEater signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 11.21 {C} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 11.27 {C} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 11.31 {lW} - Running with the ball is Argas Tuft.
1 : 11.36 {lHFF} - Tommycash on the end of this.
1 : 11.42 {lHFF} - burningdwarf gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 11.46 {lHBF} - Smartys Power looking for a lead.
1 : 11.52 {CHB} - Cloud_ receives his handpass.
1 : 11.56 {CHB} - Cloud_ has a bounce.
1 : 12.03 {rHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 12.07 {rHBF} - burningdwarf FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.
1 : 12.11 {rHBF} - With the ball is burningdwarf.
1 : 12.17 {CHB} - Sees Cloud_ out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 12.21 {CHB} - RookiePick gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 12.27 {CHB} - Cloud_ breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 12.31 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily burningdwarf was well placed to clean up.
1 : 12.38 {lW} - MrPremiership presents on a long lead.
1 : 12.41 {lW} - brahj floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 12.46 {rW} - brahj slowing down the play.
1 : 12.52 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 12.56 {rW} - Crackerjack bump by MrPremiership on brahj.
1 : 13.03 {lW} - MrPremiership wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 13.07 {C} - He elects to use grumbleguts and kicks in that direction.
1 : 13.1 {C} - He can't hold it.
1 : 13.17 {C} - Tandy with a little space.
1 : 13.21 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Argas Tuft.
1 : 13.27 {CHF} - RookiePick calls for it.
1 : 13.31 {CHF} - RookiePick takes that parallel to the ground..
1 : 13.37 {CHF} - RookiePick looks downfield.
1 : 13.41 {FF} - His kick is towards Bombersfan93.
1 : 13.46 {FF} - Bombersfan93 marks well from the back of the pack.
1 : 13.52 {FF} - Bombersfan93 takes off.
1 : 13.56 {FF} - Bombersfan93 kicks into the man on the mark.
1 : 14 {FB} - Nobody's checking Dennis Confetti.
1 : 14.06 {FB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 14.1 {rBP} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 14.16 {rBP} - DapperDon reads the play better and marks.
1 : 14.21 {lFP} - DapperDon slowing down the play.
1 : 14.26 {lFP} - Surely DapperDon wouldn't miss this.
1 : 14.31 {lFP} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.4.10
Gold City Royals : 2.0.12
1 : 14.41 {FB} - Now RodneyDangerfield has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 14.46 {lHBF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Smartys Power to mark.
1 : 14.52 {lHBF} - In the right place at the right time is Smartys Power who marks.
1 : 14.56 {lHBF} - The ball is now with Smartys Power.
1 : 15 {C} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 15.06 {C} - Poor effort from grumbleguts and Tandy takes the mark.
1 : 15.1 {lW} - Argas Tuft takes off.
1 : 15.16 {C} - Quick hands to Tandy.
1 : 15.21 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 15.26 {lW} - No mark taken as Argas Tuft and CakeEater wrestle for position.
1 : 15.31 {rW} - CakeEater takes off.
1 : 15.35 {lHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 15.41 {lHFF} - Poor effort from Ulahoopski and kane249 takes the mark.
1 : 15.45 {rHBF} - kane249 looking for a lead.
1 : 15.51 {rHBF} - Great tackle on kane249.
1 : 15.55 {rHFF} - miggs to send the ball forward.
1 : 16 {rHFF} - Matera92 applies the tackle on miggs.
1 : 16.06 {lHBF} - Matera92 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 16.1 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 16.16 {C} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 16.2 {C} - The ball drops short of Tandy.
1 : 16.27 {C} - Tandy weaves through the congestion.
1 : 16.3 {lHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 16.34 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 16.4 {lHFF} - Taking the ball is Tommycash.
1 : 16.45 {FF} - A slick handpass goes to Bombersfan93.
1 : 16.51 {FF} - Bombersfan93 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 16.55 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if Bombersfan93 keeps his cool.
1 : 17 {FF} - Run through by Dennis Confetti for a point.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.5.11
Gold City Royals : 2.0.12

 

[Test Tickle]

Great goal Tommycash

 

[Test Tickle]

1 : 6.18 {C} - grumbleguts and Tandy both holding each other.

hahahahahahhahahahahaha typical!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

1 : 17.1 {FB} - Now Dennis Confetti has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 17.16 {lHBF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 17.2 {lHBF} - Smartys Power is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 17.26 {lHBF} - Smartys Power sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 17.3 {lHBF} - Off the side of the boot - and out on the full.
1 : 17.34 {rHFF} - Now Farm Boy has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 17.4 {rHFF} - That's a massive kick from Farm Boy.
1 : 17.45 {rHFF} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
Las Vegas Bears : 2.5.17
Gold City Royals : 2.0.12
1 : 17.51 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
1 : 17.59 {lW} - Nobody's checking Argas Tuft.
1 : 18.06 {lW} - Argas Tuft bounces the ball.
1 : 18.09 {lHFF} - Argas Tuft's taken another bounce.
1 : 18.16 {rFP} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 18.19 {rFP} - Footypie32 reads the kick best and marks well in front of Jezmiester40.
1 : 18.23 {lBP} - Footypie32 looking for a lead.
1 : 18.3 {rHBF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 18.34 {rHBF} - burningdwarf takes an impressive grab.
1 : 18.4 {rHBF} - Now burningdwarf has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 18.45 {lW} - He rewards the MrPremiership lead.
1 : 18.51 {lW} - The ball spills free.
1 : 18.55 {lW} - The ball is now with MrPremiership.
1 : 18.59 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to Thatsapaddlin.
1 : 19.05 {rHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 19.09 {rHFF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 19.15 {rHBF} - kane249 does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 19.19 {CHB} - Magruder runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 19.23 {lW} - A measured kick in the direction of Argas Tuft.
1 : 19.3 {lW} - Argas Tuft slips at the crucial moment and its marked by CakeEater.
1 : 19.34 {rW} - CakeEater has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 19.4 {rW} - But here comes Argas Tuft.
1 : 19.44 {lW} - Quality gather by Argas Tuft.
1 : 19.5 {C} - A poor handpass but Tandy is up to the challenge.
1 : 19.55 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running Tommycash.
1 : 19.59 {lHFF} - Tommycash goes for a long goal.
1 : 20.05 {lHFF} - Great goal by Tommycash.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.5.23
Gold City Royals : 2.0.12
1 : 20.09 {C} - Easy tapout for kdavva74.
1 : 20.19 {C} - Tandy fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 20.23 {C} - A slick handpass goes to kdavva74.
1 : 20.3 {C} - He handpasses to Tandy.
1 : 20.34 {rW} - brahj runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 20.4 {C} - Finds Tandy with a handball.
1 : 20.44 {C} - Tandy boots toward an open goal.
1 : 20.5 {C} - What a happy fellow is Tandy.
Las Vegas Bears : 4.5.29
Gold City Royals : 2.0.12
1 : 20.54 {C} - Thatsapaddlin had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 21.04 {rW} - Running with the ball is brahj.
1 : 21.08 {C} - Hands it off to Tandy.
1 : 21.15 {C} - An underground handpass to Doctor Gero.
1 : 21.19 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily kdavva74 was well placed to clean up.
1 : 21.23 {C} - Passes to Barrybran by hand.
1 : 21.29 {rW} - He tries to find brahj with a chip pass.
1 : 21.33 {rW} - Great hands from brahj taking the mark.
1 : 21.39 {rW} - With the ball is brahj.
1 : 21.43 {CHF} - Searching pass in the direction of RookiePick.
1 : 21.5 {CHF} - He can't hold it.
1 : 21.53 {CHB} - Cloud_ slowing down the play.
1 : 21.58 {C} - An underground handpass to GreyCrow.
1 : 22.04 {C} - Passes to grumbleguts by hand.
1 : 22.08 {rW} - Hands it off to CakeEater.
1 : 22.15 {rW} - Ohhr - fair and square in the back.
1 : 22.19 {lW} - Argas Tuft slowing down the play.
1 : 22.23 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to brahj.
1 : 22.29 {rW} - MrPremiership has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
1 : 22.33 {lW} - Nobody's checking MrPremiership.
1 : 22.39 {C} - Sees grumbleguts out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 22.43 {C} - grumbleguts uses Tandy as a stepladder. Great mark.
1 : 22.47 {C} - grumbleguts looking for a lead.
1 : 22.53 {C} - A quick handpass to GreyCrow.
1 : 22.58 {CHF} - Hands it off to 3121 premiers.
1 : 23.04 {CHF} - 3121 premiers attacks the goalface.
1 : 23.08 {CHF} - The umpires consult and decide that one shaved the post.
Las Vegas Bears : 4.5.29
Gold City Royals : 2.1.13
1 : 23.19 {FB} - caloschwaby takes off.
1 : 23.22 {FB} - kdavva74 receives his handpass.
1 : 23.29 {rHBF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 23.32 {rHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 23.39 {rHBF} - kane249 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 23.43 {rHBF} - Ulahoopski was taken round the ankles.
1 : 23.47 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski to send the ball forward.
1 : 23.53 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to Thatsapaddlin.
1 : 23.57 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but Ulahoopski is up to the challenge.
1 : 24.04 {lFP} - A quick handpass to GreyCrow.
1 : 24.08 {lFP} - This should be a certain goal.
1 : 24.12 {lFP} - That's number 1 for GreyCrow.
Las Vegas Bears : 4.5.29
Gold City Royals : 3.1.19
1 : 24.18 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from GreyCrow.
1 : 24.28 {rW} - CakeEater has possession.
1 : 24.32 {rW} - GreyCrow receives his handpass.
1 : 24.38 {CHF} - A kick towards SunshineTiger territory.
1 : 24.43 {CHF} - But Magruder is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 24.47 {CHB} - Magruder scoops up the ball.
1 : 24.53 {CHB} - There's been a push-out and Magruder will lose the ball.
1 : 24.57 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking miggs.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Las Vegas Bears : 4.5.29
Gold City Royals : 3.1.19
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2 : 25.03 {C} - miggs has time to take a bounce.
2 : 25.03 {C} - Easy tapout for GreyCrow.
2 : .08 {rW} - CakeEater with some space now.
2 : .14 {C} - Gives the ball to grumbleguts.
2 : .18 {lHFF} - The kick seeks out Ulahoopski.
2 : .24 {lHFF} - No mark taken as Ulahoopski and kane249 wrestle for position.
2 : .28 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski with a little space.
2 : .34 {lHFF} - Quick hands to 3121 premiers.
2 : .38 {lFP} - He handpasses to Thatsapaddlin.
2 : .43 {lFP} - Thatsapaddlin slams the ball at goal.
2 : .49 {lFP} - That is the one the best goals I have seen.
Las Vegas Bears : 4.5.29
Gold City Royals : 4.1.25
2 : .53 {C} - The ball is bounced and kdavva74 gets the tap.
2 : 1.03 {lW} - With the ball is Argas Tuft.
2 : 1.07 {rW} - Sees brahj out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 1.14 {rW} - MrPremiership was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
2 : 1.17 {rW} - CakeEater turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 1.24 {CHF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
2 : 1.28 {CHF} - Magruder upset the marking attempt by SunshineTiger.
2 : 1.34 {CHB} - Nobody's checking Magruder.
2 : 1.38 {lHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
2 : 1.42 {lHBF} - miggs was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
2 : 1.49 {rHFF} - miggs is now off and running.
2 : 1.52 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to Ulahoopski.
2 : 1.59 {lHFF} - Finds Thatsapaddlin with a handball.
2 : 2.03 {lHFF} - Now has it got the carry?.
2 : 2.09 {lHFF} - Thatsapaddlin's dobbed it.
Las Vegas Bears : 4.5.29
Gold City Royals : 5.1.31
2 : 2.13 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from GreyCrow.
2 : 2.24 {C} - Tandy with the ball now.
2 : 2.28 {rW} - brahj screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 2.32 {rW} - MrPremiership is third man up and takes it easily.
2 : 2.38 {lW} - MrPremiership is now off and running.
2 : 2.42 - <<< NTRabbit is coming on to replace Footypie32 >>>
2 : 2.52 {lW} - Now MrPremiership has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 2.58 {lW} - Now has it got the carry?.
2 : 3.02 {lW} - Run through by brahj for a minor score.
Las Vegas Bears : 4.5.29
Gold City Royals : 5.2.32
2 : 3.13 {FB} - Now JoshWoodenSpoon has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 3.17 {rHBF} - He looks for kane249.
2 : 3.24 {rHBF} - But straight to Ulahoopski.
2 : 3.28 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski to send the ball forward.
2 : 3.32 {lHFF} - Finds GreyCrow with a handball.
2 : 3.38 {rHFF} - miggs screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 3.42 {rHFF} - miggs can't mark but is able to control it.
2 : 3.48 {rHFF} - miggs sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 3.52 {lHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards Ulahoopski.
2 : 3.58 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski can't take it.
2 : 4.03 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 4.07 {rHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
2 : 4.13 {rHFF} - Matera92 is third man up and takes it easily.
2 : 4.17 {lHBF} - Who wants it? Matera92 does. Great stuff.
2 : 4.23 {C} - Pumps it long for Tandy.
2 : 4.27 {C} - In the right place at the right time is Tandy who marks.
2 : 4.31 {C} - Tandy has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 4.37 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Barrybran.
2 : 4.41 {rW} - Gives the ball to brahj.
2 : 4.48 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Doctor Gero.
2 : 4.52 {C} - He kicks sideways towards Tandy.
2 : 4.58 {C} - Tandy misjudges it and it's an easy mark to grumbleguts.
2 : 5.02 {C} - grumbleguts to send the ball forward.
2 : 5.06 {C} - Hands it off to Thatsapaddlin.
2 : 5.12 {rW} - Spears a kick towards CakeEater.
2 : 5.17 {rW} - CakeEater traps the ball beautifully.
2 : 5.23 {rW} - CakeEater has possession.
2 : 5.27 {C} - Almost a throw to grumbleguts.
2 : 5.31 {lHFF} - A short kick to Ulahoopski.
2 : 5.37 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski is the target but he's outplayed by kane249.
2 : 5.41 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking kane249.
2 : 5.48 {rHBF} - Great bump by Ulahoopski. kane249 has not moved.
2 : 5.52 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 5.58 - <<< Miguel Sanchez is coming on to replace JoshWoodenSpoon >>>
2 : 6.06 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski with some space now.
2 : 6.12 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running Thatsapaddlin.
2 : 6.16 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to SunshineTiger.
2 : 6.23 {FF} - Blacky presents.
2 : 6.26 {FF} - Blacky can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
2 : 6.31 {rBP} - reggie has possession.
2 : 6.37 {CHB} - He just bombs away in the direction of Magruder and SunshineTiger.
2 : 6.41 {CHB} - Great hands from Magruder taking the mark.
2 : 6.48 {CHB} - Magruder looking for a lead.
2 : 6.52 {CHB} - Magruder kicks under pressure but there's too much on it. Out on the full.
2 : 6.55 {CHF} - SunshineTiger takes off.
2 : 7.02 {CHF} - Draws a man and then with hands to GreyCrow.
2 : 7.05 {CHF} - Doctor Gero monsters GreyCrow.
2 : 7.12 {CHB} - Magruder sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 7.16 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 7.2 {lW} - Passes to Argas Tuft by hand.
2 : 7.26 {C} - He transfers play using Tandy.
2 : 7.31 {C} - Tandy outbodies grumbleguts and takes an easy mark in the end.
2 : 7.37 {C} - Tandy takes off.
2 : 7.41 {C} - Handballs to Barrybran.
2 : 7.47 {C} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
2 : 7.51 {C} - Barrybran's dobbed it.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.5.35
Gold City Royals : 5.2.32

 

[Test Tickle]

1 : 7.39 {lW} - Argas Tuft has it.
1 : 7.43 {lW} - Argas Tuft goes for a long goal.
1 : 7.47 {lW} - Fades away to the left. One behind to the score..

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[JoshWoodenSpoon]

2 : 7.55 {C} - The ball is bounced and kdavva74 gets the tap.
2 : 8.06 {lW} - MrPremiership through heavy traffic.
2 : 8.11 {rW} - Quick hands to CakeEater under pressure.
2 : 8.16 {rW} - CakeEater has time to take a bounce.
2 : 8.22 {rHFF} - CakeEater has another.
2 : 8.26 {rHFF} - CakeEater has another.
2 : 8.31 {rHFF} - Matera92 dispossesses him with ease.
2 : 8.37 {lHBF} - Matera92 with some space now.
2 : 8.41 {lHBF} - Matera92 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 8.47 {lW} - Another bounce taken by Matera92.
2 : 8.51 {lW} - Argas Tuft runs into CakeEater and is getting up very slowly.
2 : 8.55 {rW} - CakeEater breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 9.01 {lHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
2 : 9.06 {lHFF} - The ball drops short of Ulahoopski.
2 : 9.11 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 9.16 {lHFF} - He handpasses to Thatsapaddlin.
2 : 9.22 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily GreyCrow was well placed to clean up.
2 : 9.26 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to 3121 premiers. As good as a kick.
2 : 9.3 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to GreyCrow.
2 : 9.36 {rHFF} - Huge handpass to miggs. As good as a kick.
2 : 9.4 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 9.47 {rFP} - miggs touches the ball to the ground.
2 : 9.51 {rFP} - miggs steadies himself and has a shot ....
2 : 9.55 {rFP} - miggs boots it through and lets Matera92 know all about it.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.5.35
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38
2 : 10.01 {C} - kdavva74 waits and wins the hitout.
2 : 10.11 {C} - Barrybran wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 10.15 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 10.22 {lW} - Argas Tuft is the target but he's outplayed by CakeEater.
2 : 10.25 {lW} - With the ball is MrPremiership.
2 : 10.3 {lW} - There's a player looking wobbly in the hands of the trainers.
2 : 10.36 - <<< reggie is trading places with Magruder >>>
2 : 10.46 {lW} - MrPremiership dances around brahj.
2 : 10.51 {lW} - MrPremiership has a bounce.
2 : 10.55 {lW} - brahj was shoved in the back and will pick up the free.
2 : 11.01 {rW} - Nobody's checking brahj.
2 : 11.05 {C} - A short kick to Tandy.
2 : 11.11 {C} - No mark taken as Tandy and grumbleguts wrestle for position.
2 : 11.15 {C} - grumbleguts to send the ball forward.
2 : 11.19 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to 3121 premiers.
2 : 11.25 {lHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Ulahoopski and kane249.
2 : 11.3 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski can't take it.
2 : 11.36 {rHBF} - So kane249 ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 11.4 {lHBF} - He kicks sideways towards Matera92.
2 : 11.44 {lHBF} - Matera92 runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.
2 : 11.51 {lHBF} - Matera92 has it.
2 : 11.54 {CHB} - Handballs over the top to reggie.
2 : 12.01 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily kdavva74 was well placed to clean up.
2 : 12.04 {CHB} - Crackerjack bump by Thatsapaddlin on kdavva74.
2 : 12.11 {CHF} - SunshineTiger hits the ground running.
2 : 12.15 {lHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Ulahoopski.
2 : 12.19 {lHFF} - Great grab by Ulahoopski.
2 : 12.25 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 12.3 {FF} - Hurried kick towards Blacky.
2 : 12.36 {FF} - Miguel Sanchez must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
2 : 12.4 {lBP} - caloschwaby has it.
2 : 12.44 {CHB} - A flat punt.
2 : 12.5 {CHB} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 12.54 {rHFF} - miggs has possession.
2 : 13 {rHFF} - Long handpass to the running Thatsapaddlin.
2 : 13.04 {rHFF} - Thatsapaddlin sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 13.1 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to miggs.
2 : 13.15 {lHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 13.19 {lHFF} - Over the head of Ulahoopski.
2 : 13.25 {rHBF} - kane249 has possession.
2 : 13.29 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to Matera92. As good as a kick.
2 : 13.36 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to kdavva74.
2 : 13.4 {lHBF} - Finds Barrybran with a handball.
2 : 13.44 {lHBF} - A long looping handpass to Doctor Gero.
2 : 13.5 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to Barrybran.
2 : 13.54 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to kdavva74.
2 : 14 {rW} - The kick seeks out brahj.
2 : 14.04 {rW} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to MrPremiership.
2 : 14.1 {lW} - MrPremiership has possession.
2 : 14.15 {lW} - Passes to 3121 premiers by hand.
2 : 14.19 {lW} - He's brought down by Barrybran.
2 : 14.25 {C} - Tandy has it.
2 : 14.29 {lW} - Quick hands to Argas Tuft.
2 : 14.35 {lW} - No-look handpass to kdavva74.
2 : 14.39 {lW} - That looks pretty close ....
2 : 14.43 {lW} - Off line - one behind to kdavva74.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.6.36
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38
2 : 14.53 {FB} - NTRabbit has possession.
2 : 15 {FB} - Huge handpass to Dennis Confetti. As good as a kick.
2 : 15.04 {FB} - Dennis Confetti has time to take a bounce.
2 : 15.1 {rHBF} - Sees burningdwarf ahead and sends it his way.
2 : 15.14 {rHBF} - Ohhh. burningdwarf runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
2 : 15.18 {rHBF} - burningdwarf signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 15.24 {CHB} - Quick hands to Cloud_ under pressure.
2 : 15.28 {rHBF} - He elects to use burningdwarf and kicks in that direction.
2 : 15.35 {rHBF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
2 : 15.38 {lHFF} - Tommycash looking for a lead.
2 : 15.43 {lHFF} - He gets a handpass to Doctor Gero.
2 : 15.49 {FF} - Bombersfan93 makes an offer.
2 : 15.53 {FF} - Bombersfan93 misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Dennis Confetti.
2 : 16 {FB} - Now Dennis Confetti has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 16.04 {FB} - He handpasses to GreyCrow.
2 : 16.08 {lHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
2 : 16.14 {lHBF} - Farm Boy claims the mark but its play on.
2 : 16.18 {CHF} - Nobody's checking RookiePick.
2 : 16.24 {CHF} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 16.28 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to Farm Boy.
2 : 16.34 {rFP} - A lookaway handpass to Doctor Gero.
2 : 16.38 {rFP} - Flicks it to Barrybran.
2 : 16.43 {rFP} - Barrybran sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 16.49 {FF} - Handballs to Bombersfan93.
2 : 16.53 {FF} - Bombersfan93 walks into goal.
2 : 17 {FF} - Bending back ... too far. A minor score to Bombersfan93.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.7.37
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38
2 : 17.07 {FB} - RodneyDangerfield with the ball now.
2 : 17.14 {rHBF} - A measured kick in the direction of burningdwarf.
2 : 17.17 {rHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
2 : 17.24 {rHFF} - Farm Boy slowing down the play.
2 : 17.28 {rHFF} - Farm Boy takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 17.34 {rFP} - Farm Boy's taken another bounce.
2 : 17.38 {rFP} - Farm Boy about twenty-five out.
2 : 17.42 {rFP} - Bending back ... too far. A minor score to Farm Boy.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.8.38
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38
2 : 17.53 {FB} - NTRabbit has it.
2 : 17.59 {FB} - Great tackle by Jezmiester40.
2 : 18.03 {rFP} - Nobody's checking Jezmiester40.
2 : 18.07 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 18.13 {rFP} - A quick snap from Jezmiester40.
2 : 18.17 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 splits the sticks.
Las Vegas Bears : 6.8.44
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38
2 : 18.23 {C} - kdavva74 wins the tap decisively.
2 : 18.34 {lW} - Who wants it? Argas Tuft does. Great stuff.
2 : 18.38 {CHF} - He tries to find RookiePick with a chip pass.
2 : 18.42 {CHF} - Over the head of RookiePick.
2 : 18.49 {CHB} - Cloud_ with all the time in the world.
2 : 18.53 {CHB} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 18.59 {CHB} - He involves 3121 premiers in the play.
2 : 19.03 {CHB} - 3121 premiers bounces the ball.
2 : 19.07 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily Thatsapaddlin was well placed to clean up.
2 : 19.13 {CHB} - Quick hands to 3121 premiers.
2 : 19.17 {lHBF} - He tries to find Smartys Power with a chip pass.
2 : 19.23 {lHBF} - Farm Boy upset the marking attempt by Smartys Power.
2 : 19.28 {rHFF} - Farm Boy with the ball now.
2 : 19.34 {FF} - Bombersfan93 calls for it.
2 : 19.38 {FF} - Bombersfan93 gets too far under the ball.
2 : 19.42 {FB} - Not enough pressure on Dennis Confetti.
2 : 19.48 - <<< MWPP is coming on to replace burningdwarf >>>
2 : 19.59 {FB} - Dennis Confetti scoops up the ball.
2 : 20.02 {FB} - Finds GreyCrow with a handball.
2 : 20.07 {lBP} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 20.13 {lBP} - NTRabbit stretches and takes the overhead mark.
2 : 20.17 {lBP} - NTRabbit slowing down the play.
2 : 20.23 {lBP} - A wild handball - but luckily 3121 premiers was well placed to clean up.
2 : 20.27 {lBP} - 3121 premiers has time to take a bounce.
2 : 20.31 {lBP} - Someone call a dentist. NTRabbit has run into Jezmiester40 and is hurting.
2 : 20.37 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 takes off.
2 : 20.42 {rFP} - A long looping handpass to Doctor Gero.
2 : 20.48 {rFP} - Doctor Gero eye's the goals and has a shot.
2 : 20.52 {rFP} - Doctor Gero's shot just flicked the padding and is deemed a behind.
Las Vegas Bears : 6.9.45
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38
2 : 21.02 {FB} - NTRabbit has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 21.07 - <<< Footypie32 is coming on to replace GreyCrow >>>
2 : 21.17 {FB} - NTRabbit takes off.
2 : 21.23 {rBP} - A wild kick laterally towards RodneyDangerfield.
2 : 21.27 {rBP} - RodneyDangerfield is the target but he's outplayed by DapperDon.
2 : 21.31 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 takes off.
2 : 21.37 {rFP} - Huge bump by NTRabbit on Jezmiester40.
2 : 21.42 {rBP} - RodneyDangerfield sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 21.47 {rBP} - DapperDon sews RodneyDangerfield up in a fantastic tackle.
2 : 21.52 {rFP} - A bit of space for Jezmiester40 to utilise.
2 : 21.56 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 has lost it to NTRabbit due to an indecipherable umpiring decision.
2 : 22.02 {lBP} - So NTRabbit ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 22.06 {CHB} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Cloud_.
2 : 22.13 {CHB} - Cloud_ gets too far under the ball.
2 : 22.17 {CHF} - RookiePick looks downfield.
2 : 22.23 {CHF} - A slick handpass goes to Barrybran.
2 : 22.27 {FF} - A worm burner to Bombersfan93.
2 : 22.31 {FF} - Spoilt by Dennis Confetti.
2 : 22.37 {FB} - Dennis Confetti has possession.
2 : 22.42 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 22.47 {FB} - That's a fantasic tackle by Bombersfan93.
2 : 22.52 {FF} - With the ball is Bombersfan93.
2 : 22.58 {FF} - Bombersfan93 steadies himself and has a shot ....
2 : 23.02 {FF} - Bombersfan93 puts it through for a behind.
Las Vegas Bears : 6.10.46
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38
2 : 23.12 {FB} - Nobody's checking RodneyDangerfield.
2 : 23.16 {FB} - Great bump by DapperDon. RodneyDangerfield has not moved.
2 : 23.22 {FF} - Bombersfan93 wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 23.27 {FF} - Bombersfan93 let's fly toward goal.
2 : 23.31 {FF} - Ohhr he should have drilled it.
Las Vegas Bears : 6.11.47
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38