Official Match Thread S28 First Semi Final: Sin City Swamprats vs West Coast Wonders at Underground Stadium (MOTR)

[ant555]

ant555 is so light on his feet because he studies classical ballet to keep fit.

One of my many talents.

 

[philreich]

Back to the wall. No second chance. The formula that sees us perform at our best.

Well said, Mr. First To Six.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

The blind ignorance of Rats can be disarming but not to Julius Dingster

Prediction according to the Oracle of Delphi is Goats Rats 0 - Wonders 127

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

#StraightSetsSwampies

 

[philreich]

#StraightSetsSwampies

So how did it feel to win the club's first final since Rudd was PM?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

So how did it feel to win the club's first final since Rudd was PM?

The aptly named Wonders are the blessing of history. We scorch all before us and then tend to regeneration.

 

[RelaxMax]

Shit yeah, the achievers!

in

 

[RelaxMax]

Yeah but it's kind of us to dangle the carrot in front of the horse's nose, before eating it ourselves on game day.

Wot, the horse or the carrot?

 

[Dingster]

The blind ignorance of Rats can be disarming but not to Julius Dingster

Prediction according to the Oracle of Delphi is Goats Rats 0 - Wonders 127

The Rats haven't been the same since Butler left.

 

[RelaxMax]

All the professionals use Auto-tune.

lol

I snorted when I read this, honestly

 

[Nunez]

On the club song?

Don't you miss my deep baritone?

EQ is not autotune. EQ is essentially there to balance the high, mid and low of an audio recording. Noob.

 

[Nunez]

Is it too late to reneg my bet? I couldn't imagine spending a season with the Wonders lack of quality posters. Genuinely thought Dingster could recruit better than this.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

WoJo - I respectfully disagree. The truly remarkable NaturalDisaster has more or less got it right. However the result will be the same as when the Pomgolians defended England against Caesar's civilising campaign by chucking yonnies at us. We put them to the civilising influence of the Roman sword.

The Swampies are the unenlightened lumpen proletarians of history. Admittedly they are not as bad as the Royals and their bizarre campaign for the infallibility of Monarchs led by The Filth Wizard and Kennedy Parker . Still, they are truly defined by their ignorance of historical materialism. they are the flotsam and jetsam of history and are, at best, simple artefacts to be displayed in a museum.

Let's consider Far Kern the leader of their quaint village. He seems a nice bloke and one who is positively influenced by his Cat. We Wonders, the civilising influences of history, respect the Cat. A good home will be found for the Cat.

Then there is GotTheGoodes . Even with his papist mantra of his 27 posts, GtG remains a puppy yapping at the heels of history, passing him by.

The remarkably astute Ant Bear , venerable SFA Commissar for Internal Security has nailed the rest of Swampies. Next Sunday marks a significant marker on the road of progress. In other contexts it is a wayside stop on Mao's Long March, an Irish coffee break for Michael Collins or Caesar's diversion when he invented Qooty with Pomgolian heads.

Under the astute leadership of our chief theoretician Dingster civilisation will be brought to Ratville.

That is all.

Close the thread, we're done here.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

So how did it feel to win the club's first final since Rudd was PM?

How did it feel to lose last week?

#WouldntKnow

 

[Dingster]

Is it too late to reneg my bet? I couldn't imagine spending a season with the Wonders lack of quality posters. Genuinely thought Dingster could recruit better than this.

Has it been a challenge mate...pulling out in time.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Is it too late to reneg my bet? I couldn't imagine spending a season with the Wonders lack of quality posters. Genuinely thought Dingster could recruit better than this.

Mate, watch and read, watch and read.

Your eloquence and wit levels will go up 347% under the tutelage of Bloodied52
Your response time for a cutting reply will fall by 43% under my tutelage.
And your level of smugness rises 81% playing with Sab22

Lastly, under Dingster's leadership, opponents think you're 24% better before you even post.

It's remarkable.

 

[Pugsley]

Good morning team. I was in wonder at how the Wonders made it this far but then I realized they rid themselves of the trash they had.

 

[Pugsley]

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[Nunez]

Mate, watch and read, watch and read.

Your eloquence and wit levels will go up 347% under the tutelage of Bloodied52
Your response time for a cutting reply will fall by 43% under my tutelage.
And your level of smugness rises 81% playing with Sab22

Lastly, under Dingster's leadership, opponents think you're 24% better before you even post.

It's remarkable.

I got some math for you...

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I got some math for you...

Checks out.....

 

[ant555]

How did it feel to lose last week?

#WouldntKnow

#youwillnextweek

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

#youwillnextweek

I love empty threats, they make me so hard, sooo hard.

 

[ant555]

The Wonders have gained quantifiably the best finals performer of the 20's. The Swamprats have lost him.

You should have deserted when your stocks were high.

I am not going anywhere .

 

[ant555]

I love empty threats, they make me so hard, sooo hard.

#hardwithnothingtishow

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I am not going anywhere .

Admirable, although inadvisable to state the obvious like that