Official Match Thread S28 Second Preliminary Final - Mount Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome (MOTR)

[GotTheGoodes]

Bar the warm beer. ******* marvelous.

How do you reckon they'd fair with an "ice cold" or "light ice"?

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Oh is that why everyone else has reverted to being spammy gits?

Yes.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Just posting because its a finals thread.

Get in while you can.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Well, I know for a fact that you’re a flog.

Wowsers.

Melty much?

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Same place as your season 27 premiership trophy .

Test Tickle Barrybran

Fire extinguisher in isle 15...

 

[Pugsley]

How do you reckon they'd fair with an "ice cold" or "light ice"?

The women pass as ice cold when you make them do the walk of shame from your hotel in the warm English weather the next morning.

 

[Barrybran]

Test Tickle Barrybran

Fire extinguisher in isle 15...

What are you on about?

 

[Callums_Guns]

I stopped after the first word but I'm sure it was enthralling.

I keep trying to read the 1st line and giving it a go but can't stop laughing

 

[Pugsley]

I keep trying to read the 1st line and giving it a go but can't stop laughing

I did that in front of my mirror this morning.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I asked a bot to watch 1000 hours of QOOTY and asked it to write its own script.

Scene: Your laptop. Dark mode is activated.The firewall is not. The computer still has the flu it caught in 2012 in Russia.

People are talking inane talks. Mobbs , the creator of Microsoft, tells jokes that yell at clouds. People laugh at his jokes because there are no clouds in QOOTY today. Only in 1943. Mobbsfather created QOOTY.

Various other accounts discuss nothing heatedly. They talk of federation and which state is best. They all pretend that they weren’t born in Queensland. QOOTY will decide the issue, but probably not. It is just random letters and numbers.

A character named Headless appears. He has haunted this competition since 2007. He sometimes posts, often doesn’t. People like Headless because they feel sorry for him. One day soon hopefully a Tasmanian will join.

The character JoshWoodenSpoon says “here we go”. This is because in 1943 this is how actual football matches were started. He then makes posts, sometimes duplicates. Accounts follow the action. This is the highlight of their Sunday.

This game is close. The Swamprats are winning so the competition is losing. Accounts write algorithms so they too can pretend to be commentary. Proper Gander audits what is written. She is displeased. No one has mentioned curtains.

The letters mostly stop so the numbers can start. The character manangatang has done exceptionally well. Three kicks. Zero handballs. Ten goals. People congratulate manangatang about his game. He prints the results. This will be his wife’s Christmas present.

Everyone is happy. The Gumbies are gone.

This makes too much sense to be written by a computer, all the same very funny

 

[Pugsley]

This makes too much sense to be written by a computer, all the same very funny

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Just posting because its a finals thread.

Thoughts on MCR'r reunion?

 

[cooney]

100% coondog - it'll be nice to see a contest for once.

Yeah for sure, I mean it was good to win but meh!

 

[cooney]

I saw an interesting stat which said it takes all three of Cummins, Starc and Hazelwood to match what McGrath did in his tests, such was the greatness of the man.

Did anyone see the replay of the Aus V Pakistan where we were 5 for and Gilly came in with Langer and obliterated them?

1999 2nd test in Hobart.

Now that was awesome

That’s crazy! Yeah was a very very good bowler no doubt!
Yeah I saw that amazing stuff!

 

[Callums_Guns]

Thoughts on MCR'r reunion?

Quivorir won't be posting until next week - try sending a PM

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Thoughts on MCR'r reunion?

CCR>MCR

MCR carry on too much.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I asked a bot to watch 1000 hours of QOOTY and asked it to write its own script.

Scene: Your laptop. Dark mode is activated.The firewall is not. The computer still has the flu it caught in 2012 in Russia.

People are talking inane talks. Mobbs , the creator of Microsoft, tells jokes that yell at clouds. People laugh at his jokes because there are no clouds in QOOTY today. Only in 1943. Mobbsfather created QOOTY.

Various other accounts discuss nothing heatedly. They talk of federation and which state is best. They all pretend that they weren’t born in Queensland. QOOTY will decide the issue, but probably not. It is just random letters and numbers.

A character named Headless appears. He has haunted this competition since 2007. He sometimes posts, often doesn’t. People like Headless because they feel sorry for him. One day soon hopefully a Tasmanian will join.

The character JoshWoodenSpoon says “here we go”. This is because in 1943 this is how actual football matches were started. He then makes posts, sometimes duplicates. Accounts follow the action. This is the highlight of their Sunday.

This game is close. The Swamprats are winning so the competition is losing. Accounts write algorithms so they too can pretend to be commentary. Proper Gander audits what is written. She is displeased. No one has mentioned curtains.

The letters mostly stop so the numbers can start. The character manangatang has done exceptionally well. Three kicks. Zero handballs. Ten goals. People congratulate manangatang about his game. He prints the results. This will be his wife’s Christmas present.

Everyone is happy. The Gumbies are gone.

That's one smart bot. Think you skipped the bit where it reveled over my good looks though.

 

[Quivorir]

Thoughts on MCR'r reunion?

Stoked but sad they are just doing a festival rather than individual gigs. I have no interest in any other band at Download so probably won't see them unless they do another tour later.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

That's one smart bot. Think you skipped the bit where it reveled over my good looks though.

Had to keep the script to two pages. Sorry.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Stoked but sad they are just doing a festival rather than individual gigs. I have no interest in any other band at Download so probably won't see them unless they do another tour later.

And it's ****ing 18+

 

[Tarkyn_24]

And it's ******* 18+

SarahFrowns

 

[LukeParkerno1]

The captain and I agreed that I could sit this one out if I gave him my Pringles.

Be fair Pringles are awesome

What flavour

 

[Firestarter]

Be fair Pringles are awesome

What flavour

BBQ

 

[Tarkyn_24]

BBQ

Eww.

Shapes yes. Pringles no.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

BBQ

Salt and vinegar for me