Official Match Thread S28 Second Qualifying Final - Fighting Furies v Mount Buller Demons @ rfctigerarmy's Hippodrome

[Barrybran]

Andy Maher: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Front Bar. Tonight, we’re joined by TJASTA from the Fighting Furies and cooney from the Mount Buller Demons. Welcome boys.

TJASTA: Meh

cooney: wooo

Andy: Let’s get straight into it. Big game on the weekend fellas. TJASTA, the Furies come into this one having won two in a row, including a 58-point belting of the Dragons last week. You must feeling confident heading into this one.

TJASTA: meh

Andy: coons, you’ve lost your last two by a combined three points. You’ve gotta be feeling pretty confident about your boys getting over the line.

cooney: wooo

Andy: Let’s take a look at how these teams match up

Andy: The Furies have been undisciplined this season, conceding 43 more frees than they’ve earned. How are you going to address that on Sunday, TJASTA?

TJASTA: meh

Andy: Let’s look at the positives though. The Half Back has been excellent in front of goal this season, kicking 63.31 and Hate was fifth in tackles.

TJASTA: meh

Andy: coons, the tackle numbers favour the Furies. What has manangatang said to the boys this week about this?

cooney: wooo

Andy: Individually, the Demons are well represented across the board. Quivorir was #3 in kicks and #8 in handballs, @_Cayz was #3 in marks and Callums_Guns was #6 in marks and #10 in kicks.

cooney: wooo

Sam Pang: I think we would have got more out of Mick after a few pints.

Andy: That doesn’t look good for the Furies.

Sam: That doesn’t even include the S26 Grand Final.

TJASTA: meh

Andy: Let’s get some tips. Who’s going to win?

cooney: wooo

TJASTA: meh

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[TJASTA]

i don't get it
hello demons i can't wait for another wonderful week at the furies

Spoiler

 

[Headless]

Pleasing interviews!

 

[Ant Bear]

Credit to Barrybran for ad-libbing this OP at very short notice.

 

[Riviat]

Carlton Draught tastes like cats piss.

 

[Barrybran]

Credit to Barrybran for ad-libbing this OP at very short notice.

Superimposing Ric Flair over Dermott Brereton's face is probably one of the easiest things I've done on this board

 

[Ant Bear]

Superimposing Ric Flair over Dermott Brereton's face is probably one of the easiest things I've done on this board

Did it seamlessly, too. Did not notice the difference

 

[manangatang]

Oh yeah these guys

 

[AceAndy]

Carlton Draught tastes like cats piss.

How dare you

 

[akkaps]

FINALS BABY!!!!

 

[akkaps]

Wait, I thought that was Anh Do at the bar?

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Good stuff Barrybran

You really nailed Andy Mahers, TJ and Coney.

 

[Carson Dial]

How dare you

Are you an influencer for cats piss?

 

[Carson Dial]

Carlton Draught tastes like cats piss.

Unlike WestEnd which is actual cat piss. (Still tastes better than Adelaide water).

 

[Carson Dial]

Oh yeah these guys

OMG I cant believe you just assumed our genders

 

[manangatang]

OMG I cant believe you just assumed our genders

I can’t believe you assumed that guys is a gendered term. I call my cisgender goldfish a guy.

 

[sausageroll]

OMG I cant believe you just assumed our genders

 

[Carson Dial]

I can’t believe you assumed that guys is a gendered term. I call my cisgender goldfish a guy.

That must have been an interesting conversation.

 

[Carson Dial]

OMG are you suggesting that I am some sort of fanatical tyrant because I stood up for the Furies and manangatang ’ goldfishes gender rights?

 

[manangatang]

OMG are you suggesting that I am some sort of fanatical tyrant because I stood up for the Furies and manangatang ’ goldfishes gender rights?

Yes.

 

[Carson Dial]

Yes.

Well ok then. Just don’t let me catch you doing that again..

 

[manangatang]

Well ok then. Just don’t let me catch you doing that again..

What if I do it but I don’t let you catch me?

 

[sausageroll]

OMG are you suggesting that I am some sort of fanatical tyrant because I stood up for the Furies and manangatang ’ goldfishes gender rights?

No.

But I wouldn't have posted it if you hadn't done it

 

[Carson Dial]

What if I do it but I don’t let you catch me?

I’ll always know if you’re hiding something from me.

 

[manangatang]

I’ll always know if you’re hiding something from me.

Do you know what I’m hiding from you right now?