Official Match Thread S29 First Preliminary Final: Sin City Swamprats vs Fighting Furies at Underground Stadium (MOTR)

[Hate]

how 2 banter like philreich
HA [insert opposition here] ARE GOING TO LOSE ON SUNDAY. HA. [insert joke here]

philreich could have at least gone to the effort of saying we are going to lose on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Please do better, pr.

 

[Firestarter]

how 2 banter like philreich
HA [insert opposition here] ARE GOING TO LOSE ON SUNDAY. HA. [insert joke here]

This IRC/a doctor's note you can spell like a normal person around here.

 

[Firestarter]

philreich could have at least gone to the effort of saying we are going to lose on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Please do better, pr.

He is too busy meeting a girl, taking her for a drink, making love for 4 days and chilling.

 

[Chipmunk]

He is too busy meeting a girl, taking her for a drink, making love for 4 days and losing chilling.

Corrected for you.

 

[Firestarter]

Corrected for you.

A man never loses if he can make love for 4 minutes let alone 4 days.

 

[Chipmunk]

A man never loses if he can make love for 4 minutes let alone 4 days.

Inspiration thread right there.

 

[Rioli8217]

For for sake you lot talk a lot of stupid shit

1) the reason the glittery gay vampires are here is because the swampbrabs are so bereft of talent these days that they need help with their match day threads. philreich there is nothing wrong with saying you failed, are a shit captain, and that you need help. There is plenty wrong asking for these flogs.

2) big brother is ******* stalker tv for sad flogs who jerk off to pics of their auntie bethal

3) akkaps I am ashamed of you. Not only do you go full WONDERS and do a media piece about yourself (when did you go full U2tigers ??), you deliberately created a media piece to draw focus from the Furies belated 250th celebration for The Half Back . You are not worthy of being TBH's arsewiper, let alone celebrate a milestone the same week as him. Do the right thing for once in your life and stand down. Noone will give a shit about this while you are in the shadow of the great man.

4) I am genuinely offended that we have to play this dying club to get to the final. Furies, treat these guys like a souva at 3am saturday night, and ******* destroy them!!!

Now that's a lot of goon!

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Do the Furies REALLY want to win this weekend? Just ponder this for a moment - supposing they do progress to the premiership decider: there's a strong possibility that they'll be up against the Wonders, in the ultimate #firsttosix showdown. Imagine the embarrassment of being on the wrong end of such a result - the victor would then take great pleasure in reminding the vanquished of that fateful day.

And the funniest thing about it? The winning team wouldn't really be the first to six - that crown is already being proudly worn by #ant555.

Sounds like a losers mentally to me. Once we dispose of your shitheap of a club we will
go on and give the same treatment to the Lolwonders or Shemons whoever makes it.

As for ant555 the dude was in a coma for atleast half of them flags so they don't count


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[Wacky Tiger]

Holy smokes check out the cojones on Tigerturbulance

Rioli8217 stars at FF, kicks 6 snags and the match winner and he shifts him over for the returning Half Back w***er flanker

Just saving Sir Rioli for the big dance TT?






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[ant555]

Sounds like a losers mentally to me. Once we dispose of your shitheap of a club we will
go on and give the same treatment to the Lolwonders or Shemons whoever makes it.

As for ant555 the dude was in a coma for atleast half of them flags so they don't count


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If you are going to talk shit at least get it right. It was one flag. Season 14. The rest I was a regular poster . Keep on stroking it.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

If you are going to talk shit at least get it right. It was one flag. Season 14. The rest I was a regular poster . Keep on stroking it.

So we're all on 5 then


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[Bastyy]

But i had no meetings and was actually going to get some work done.....

Now what do I do ???

Might need to ask for some thoughts and prayers the way it's going for you...

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Holy smokes check out the cojones on Tigerturbulance

Rioli8217 stars at FF, kicks 6 snags and the match winner and he shifts him over for the returning Half Back w***er flanker

Just saving Sir Rioli for the big dance TT?






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Finals is a different game to the H&A season.

Some laughed when I stuck 176cm Rioli8217 in the FF and gave The Half Back a spell on the bench; those same people were not laughing once the game was over.

To be the last team standing you have to take risks and roll the dice.

We Furies are never predictable, and that's what makes us dangerous.

 

[ant555]

So we're all on 5 then


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Nope. Being on the bench still counts. Would be nice if you could actually come up with something new rather than spewing the same old crap over and over.

 

[JackNah_8]

Oh crap, what happened to Tuesday ??

Check your diary

 

[TedDougChris]

Check your diary

I have a diary ???

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Nope. Being on the bench still counts. Would be nice if you could actually come up with something new rather than spewing the same old crap over and over.
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Love for you to find where I've ever said that.

I'll wait


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[ant555]

Love for you to find where I've ever said that.

I'll wait


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So you actually borrowed it then. Even worse. Using well worn material from someone else.

 

[ant555]

I have a diary ???

I wonder what you write in the diary you do not have ?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

So you actually borrowed it then. Even worse. Using well worn material from someone else.

Nope come up with it all by myself. Mum is so proud


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[TedDougChris]

I wonder what you write in the diary you do not have ?

 

[ant555]

Nope come up with it all by myself. Mum is so proud


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Fail. Has been used many times. Rather boring really. About what I would expect from the not so furious Furies.

 

[philreich]

Finals is a different game to the H&A season.

Some laughed when I stuck 176cm Rioli8217 in the FF and gave The Half Back a spell on the bench; those same people were not laughing once the game was over.

To be the last team standing you have to take risks and roll the dice.

We Furies are never predictable, and that's what makes us dangerous.

And we can be 40 points down at 3/4 time in the wet, and still win, so we're never beaten until the final siren sounds.

 

[philreich]

I wonder what you write in the diary you do not have ?

Sounds like that American guy who wrote this in his accident report, "I backed into a driveway that isn't mine, and hit a tree I don't have."

 

[Firestarter]

I wonder what you write in the diary you do not have ?

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me...