Official Match Thread S31 Second Elimination Final: Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Sorry mate, down at the soup kitchen pretending I'm homeless for a free feed.

Well not pretending really, I guess method acting is the best way to describe it

30 minutes to spare. I never knock back a free feed.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

You mean you're not just sticking to cheezels and goon?

I've changed man.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

jackster83 that goon is for those unfortunate Furies mate, wash your mouth out

 

[Jabba73]

Appetizers are ramping up. It’s gonna be a glorious feast.

Guac, salsa, and chips

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Stuffed mushrooms for those who eat fungus

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A classic cheese and general nibbles tray


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Stuffed mushrooms suspiciously resemble the triple goat entree served at the “Welcome to the Baghdad Bombers Party“ that was thrown for me, right before 4 weeks of the most gruelling and insane preseason camp you could wish for.

Goat brain curd, served in a goat gonad cup, topped with lightly sprinkled and melted goats cheese. To die for ... which I nearly did when I regurgitated one during the morning run and stupidly breathed in before swallowing, lodging it deep within my epiglottis.

You need a camel tongue to reach in that far to dislodge it. Luckily for me Antonio BlueVein had his prized racing camel alongside and only his quick thinking allowed me to grace you with my presence this season. You can all thank him later, bring money.

 

[Bovo]

Sorry mate, down at the soup kitchen pretending I'm homeless for a free feed.

Well not pretending really, I guess method acting is the best way to describe it

Do you need to dress up for it?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Do you need to dress up for it?

I'll lend you some jocks and a flanno. Least I can do!

 

[T2B_]

Stuffed mushrooms suspiciously resemble the triple goat entree served at the “Welcome to the Baghdad Bombers Party“ that was thrown for me, right before 4 weeks of the most gruelling and insane preseason camp you could wish for.

Goat brain curd, served in a goat gonad cup, topped with lightly sprinkled and melted goats cheese. To die for ... which I nearly did when I regurgitated one during the morning run and stupidly breathed in before swallowing, lodging it deep within my epiglottis.

You need a camel tongue to reach in that far to dislodge it. Luckily for me Antonio BlueVein had his prized racing camel alongside and only his quick thinking allowed me to grace you with my presence this season. You can all thank him later, bring money.

 

[Pugsley]

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[Pugsley]

I need another week of the Bombers like I need a bullet to the head.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

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[Chipmunk]

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Getting ready for my pre-match Captain's lunch with Antonio BlueVein

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

CARNA ****ING BAGHDAD!!!

What a war cry!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Hey porps, when you are making sandwiches, can I get some without avocado please, plenty of salt and pepper and real butter. Thanks

Ava ****ing cados. Please! It was bread, thick ****ing white bread mind you and dripping when I was a kid. Nothing like a sauce sandwich or some bread and lard.

 

[MITS]

Ava ******* cados. Please! It was bread, thick ******* white bread mind you and dripping when I was a kid. Nothing like a sauce sandwich or some bread and lard.

How far did you have to walk to school with no shoes?

 

[Bovo]

CARNA ******* BAGHDAD!!!

What a war cry!

Make sure you tag por_please_ya if you are going to act in that manner. I have it on good authority that pors enjoys a good CARNA BAGHDAD moment. I think we should consider throwing a contract under her nose. Wait.....I’d better double check. Pors is of the female variant, yeah? If not, soz Pors

 

[VainGlorious]

More than happy to slap you out of this thread.

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You can show the unedited version before it got serious. You know when you’re fake bashing each other as kids and then one of you takes it too seriously (you in this instance) and starts getting angry and gets himself despatched like the runt that he is in front of Tigerturbulance ?

Struggling to remember? Here, just for you my purring little pussy cat.



At the end I mutter to you “if you touch one of my three thousand egg rolls I had for lunch again, you’ll lose more than just your dignity”

Then we made out a little.

 

[VainGlorious]

I think we'll leave it there.

Don’t. You should see the things that PMBangers will do for a minties wrapper, some fluff from your pocket, and a sip from your schooner.

It wouldn’t even make it to the proper pron sites either, it’s that depraved.

I just call it “Thursday night at the Village Green”.

 

[VainGlorious]

Time to invite more teams Antonio BlueVein .

TJASTA is pretty much the only opposition poster that I can think of to make me laugh right now.

Hi TJASTA

If you had a meme, a gif and a YouTube video to describe the East Side Hawks, (not all of them, just their shit posters) which 3 clips would you choose.

Much love,

Vein xo

 

[Bonz]

You can show the unedited version before it got serious. You know when you’re fake bashing each other as kids and then one of you takes it too seriously (you in this instance) and starts getting angry and gets himself despatched like the runt that he is in front of Tigerturbulance ?

Struggling to remember? Here, just for you my purring little pussy cat.

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At the end I mutter to you “if you touch one of three thousand egg rolls I had for lunch again, you’ll lose more than just your dignity”

Then we made out a little.

That last line....

 

[philreich]

TJASTA is pretty much the only opposition poster that I can think of to make me laugh right now.

Hi TJASTA

If you had a meme, a gif and a YouTube video to describe the East Side Hawks, (not all of them, just their sh*t posters) which 3 clips would you choose.

Much love,

Vein xo

But shouldn't you only invite current players?

 

[VainGlorious]

That last line....

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[VainGlorious]

But shouldn't you only invite current players?

TJASTA will be coming out of retirement to play for the Bombers next season, but keep that in this PM, he wants it to be a surprise.

 

[VainGlorious]

Getting ready for my pre-match Captain's lunch with Antonio BlueVein

Still keen to try my sausage?

 

[VainGlorious]

Ava ******* cados. Please! It was bread, thick ******* white bread mind you and dripping when I was a kid. Nothing like a sauce sandwich or some bread and lard.

Strass and sauce if it was a special occasion.

 

[PMBangers]

Don’t. You should see the things that PMBangers will do for a minties wrapper, some fluff from your pocket, and a sip from your schooner.

It wouldn’t even make it to the proper pron sites either, it’s that depraved.

I just call it “Thursday night at the Village Green”.

I know you were disgusted by the things I was willing to do in that buffet, but truly, my best work is on a Saturday night at an RSL, unspeakable actions