Official Match Thread S31 Second Elimination Final: Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[Chipmunk]

Thanks mate. Hope you like the nudes I sent.

Tony xoxo.

I mean it came across a little blurred but I can see the gist. I’m still interested and have sent you the down payment.

 

[por_please_ya]

Buongiorno, TGIF!

 

[PMBangers]

We know you are not all there.

Quality

 

[VainGlorious]

Buongiorno, TGIF!

 

[Pugsley]

Quality

Thanks matey.

 

[Bovo]

Buongiorno, TGIF!

CARNA BAGHDAD

I know you wait all morning to hear those glorious words!!

 

[Chipmunk]

Happy Friday!

 

[Golumless]

Well, if it isn't my favourite club *check notes* the Bombers?

Can't you just become the Bandits again? That was a cool name.

 

[Agent93]

Have you been watching the Dauphine Agent93?

Yesterday's winner was... Interesting

Nah, I haven't been able to stay up to watch it live, and don't have the time to catch the replays during the day.

What was interesting about Lutsenko?

Just caught GT's stage win. Ballsy move.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Happy Friday to all 5 clubs in this thread. I hope you all can stay around tonight for Kilroy Tube Radio. Have a couple of beverages, listen to some quality tunes and forget about RL.

 

[eth-dog]

Nah, I haven't been able to stay up to watch it live, and don't have the time to catch the replays during the day.

What was interesting about Lutsenko?

Just caught GT's stage win. Ballsy move.

He's never been any good in the ITT and all of a sudden he takes 15 seconds on an in for Richie Porte? Something isn't adding up.

 

[Bovo]

Well, if it isn't my favourite club *check notes* the Bombers?

Can't you just become the Bandits again? That was a cool name.

A different heritage to the current one, you say?

can we wear prison bars when we sing our victory song?

 

[philreich]

Happy Friday to all 5 clubs in this thread. I hope you all can stay around tonight for Kilroy Tube Radio. Have a couple of beverages, listen to some quality tunes and forget about RL.

We're having friends over tonight, so not sure how much I'll be on bigfooty, due to a very important cribbage tournament (for the ignorant, that's a card game).

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

We're having friends over tonight, so not sure how much I'll be on bigfooty, due to a very important cribbage tournament (for the ignorant, that's a card game).

Duly noted. Cheaters always prosper

 

[philreich]

Duly noted. Cheaters always prosper

No, we shouldn't lie, cheat or steal, because the government hates competition......

 

[Agent93]

He's never been any good in the ITT and all of a sudden he takes 15 seconds on an in for Richie Porte? Something isn't adding up.

I don't know that much about the bloke's TT history, but besides Asgreen none of the other names stood out as big TT guys.

As an aside, I did just realise Porte went back to Ineos.

 

[Bovo]

It’s recently come to my attention that it’s Friday and Bombers are going to knock out (which is more pleasant than knock up) the Hawks in 2 days!

CARNA BAGHDAD

 

[PMBangers]

It’s recently come to my attention that it’s Friday and Bombers are going to knock out (which is more pleasant than knock up) the Hawks in 2 days!

CARNA BAGHDAD

Don't knock it til you try it. I'm not easy though, I made Antonio BlueVein pay for a whole HALF of my buffet ticket at the village green

 

[eth-dog]

I don't know that much about the bloke's TT history, but besides Asgreen none of the other names stood out as big TT guys.

As an aside, I did just realise Porte went back to Ineos.

Izzagirre has had good ITT form previously, having beaten guys like Porte and Thomas whilst they were GC riders, as well as Haig and Dennis. The big thing for me is that Lutsenko gave up nearly 5 minutes to Porte in the ITT in the tour last year. Now he's giving him a relative smashing given the length of the course?

 

[Pugsley]

Well, if it isn't my favourite club *check notes* the Bombers?

Can't you just become the Bandits again? That was a cool name.

Shut up dickhead.

 

[Golumless]

A different heritage to the current one, you say?

can we wear prison bars when we sing our victory song?

In this case, it's the same heritage. That said, if you feel the need to, you can certainly do so... however, I own all the rights to the prison bars in this league after I ran off with all the documents when I ditched the Swamprats. So expect a lawsuit if you are planning to wear it in an official match.

If you're wondering, yes, the Rats pay me a cool 5% of their gross income (it's about $8.45 per year) for the rights to use it in official SFA matches.

Shut up dickhead.

I take it you really missed me?

 

[philreich]

In this case, it's the same heritage. That said, if you feel the need to, you can certainly do so... however, I own all the rights to the prison bars in this league after I ran off with all the documents when I ditched the Swamprats. So expect a lawsuit if you are planning to wear it in an official match.

If you're wondering, yes, the Rats pay me a cool 5% of their gross income (it's about $8.45 per year) for the rights to use it in official SFA matches.

Which reminds me - we're overdue with our latest payment. I have Tony Lynn 15's credit card details: I'll PM them to you shortly.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Which reminds me - we're overdue with our latest payment. I have Tony Lynn 15's credit card details: I'll PM them to you shortly.

I was wondering where that was. While you are at it can you also return my Men’s Gallery and Top of the Town VIP platinum passes.

 

[Golumless]

Which reminds me - we're overdue with our latest payment. I have Tony Lynn 15's credit card details: I'll PM them to you shortly.

Yup. I've bee meaning to get my assistant to chase up on that. Or at least restart legal proceedings. So that's good.

That said, I'll have to add some late fees as well which I assume you are ok with? It'll just be a payment plan of sorts to get you to pay for my morning coffee before I go to "training".

 

[philreich]

Yup. I've bee meaning to get my assistant to chase up on that. Or at least restart legal proceedings. So that's good.

That said, I'll have to add some late fees as well which I assume you are ok with? It'll just be a payment plan of sorts to get you to pay for my morning coffee before I go to "training".

Well it's coming out of TL15's pocket, so that's fine.