Official Match Thread S31 Second Qualifying Final: Gold City Royals vs Coney Island Warriors at The Golden Throne

[FootyGuy13]

Imagine being a pizza delivery guy and you open the door to see this beauty. I'd probably drop the pizza.

Now hold on. Have you opened the box already like they do in the commercials? Have you dropped the pizza straight down so it stays in the box? Have you accidentally flipped the box and have the contents fall on the concrete? If the box has remained unopened then the contents will now be stuck to the roof. And what kind of pizza would a gimp order in the first place?

I'm trying to imagine this DD, but you're keeping the details pretty vague. I'm not in Year 12 anymore, I don't like these open-ended type stories.

 

[Dav]

evening assorted Warriors and Royals

 

[Tonga Bob]

Now hold on. Have you opened the box already like they do in the commercials? Have you dropped the pizza straight down so it stays in the box? Have you accidentally flipped the box and have the contents fall on the concrete? If the box has remained unopened then the contents will now be stuck to the roof. And what kind of pizza would a gimp order in the first place?

I'm trying to imagine this DD, but you're keeping the details pretty vague. I'm not in Year 12 anymore, I don't like these open-ended type stories.

He must have ordered from Schrödinger’s Pizza.

 

[DenieD]

Now hold on. Have you opened the box already like they do in the commercials? Have you dropped the pizza straight down so it stays in the box? Have you accidentally flipped the box and have the contents fall on the concrete? If the box has remained unopened then the contents will now be stuck to the roof. And what kind of pizza would a gimp order in the first place?

I'm trying to imagine this DD, but you're keeping the details pretty vague. I'm not in Year 12 anymore, I don't like these open-ended type stories.

Ok picture this, a lovely sunny day, birds chirping and not a cloud in sight. A guy in all black leather walks up to the door and knocks. A happy couple opens the door expecting a delicious pizza delivery.
"Delivery" yells the leathery figure from behind his zipped mask.
They look down and see a rather unpleasant and burnt pizza wrapped around the finger of this weird person.
"We don't want any of that nasty ass pizza" the couple replied.
The leather chafes as the figure throws the pizza into their faces and yells "You just got gimped" and he runs away.
The couple look at each other and say "Why on earth did we order from GIMPS'R'US"
GIMP PIZZA PARLOUR - WHERE U CAN EAT HOWEVER U WANT

 

[toxic]

evening assorted Warriors and Royals

Just in from your All SFA meeting I assume

 

[GreyCrow]

He hates all Cher movies.

Eric Stoltz Likes This

 

[Dav]

Just in from your All SFA meeting I assume

I’m not leaving without my name on that shortlist

 

[harry000]

Evening.

 

[MrPremiership]

evening assorted Warriors and Royals

evening

 

[MrPremiership]

Are you questioning ND's manhood??

ermmm....i dunno, maybe

but that is a creepy photo

 

[MrPremiership]

Evening.

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no, i like to party

Anyone watched Hot Rod? Only Andy Samberg movie that was even close to funny

 

[DenieD]

no, i like to party

Anyone watched Hot Rod? Only Andy Samberg movie that was even close to funny

Palm Springs is pretty good.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

no, i like to party

Anyone watched Hot Rod? Only Andy Samberg movie that was even close to funny

Then you need to watch Popstar.

(Hot Rod is great though).

 

[Ulahoopski]

Go Royals.

 

[Marlowe]

Bullying Mr. Premiership out of the league for his bad Andy Samberg take.

Ya hate to see it.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

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Go Royals.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

The thing about those gangs is they always try to stab it in.

 

[Ulahoopski]

ermmm....i dunno, maybe

but that is a creepy photo

What, the pineapple odour restricting mask is creepy?? ND's nose is very sensitive and knowing how many times the pizza place has gotten the "Hawaiian without pineapple" order wrong, he's gotta do what he's gotta do.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

The thing about those gangs is they always try to stab it in.

Yes, very happy we've included extra stab passing in our training this week.

 

[GreyCrow]

Ok picture this, a lovely sunny day, birds chirping and not a cloud in sight. A guy in all black leather walks up to the door and knocks. A happy couple opens the door expecting a delicious pizza delivery.
"Delivery" yells the leathery figure from behind his zipped mask.
They look down and see a rather unpleasant and burnt pizza wrapped around the finger of this weird person.
"We don't want any of that nasty ass pizza" the couple replied.
The leather chafes as the figure throws the pizza into their faces and yells "You just got gimped" and he runs away.
The couple look at each other and say "Why on earth did we order from GIMPS'R'US"
GIMP PIZZA PARLOUR - WHERE U CAN EAT HOWEVER U WANT

You certain it was his finger?

 

[Ulahoopski]

Now hold on. Have you opened the box already like they do in the commercials? Have you dropped the pizza straight down so it stays in the box? Have you accidentally flipped the box and have the contents fall on the concrete? If the box has remained unopened then the contents will now be stuck to the roof. And what kind of pizza would a gimp order in the first place?

I'm trying to imagine this DD, but you're keeping the details pretty vague. I'm not in Year 12 anymore, I don't like these open-ended type stories.

Do they even put eggplant on pizza?

 

[Ulahoopski]

Tough training session. Nighty night.

 

[DenieD]

You certain it was his finger?

I wasn't wearing my glasses, so it could have been a baguette.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Do they even put eggplant on pizza?

Gimps have been known to be quite the rebels. If only someone was there describing what happened that fateful day.

I wasn't wearing my glasses, so it could have been a baguette.

 

[Dav]

It's a brand new wonderful day.

 

[harry000]

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

The thing about those gangs is they always try to stab it in.