Official Team Thread S32 – Alberton Qootball Club, the Sin City Swamprats [B&F Winner: philreich]

[jackster83]

Time for another installment of #ratstats...



Our trip above ground to play the Bears was not a successful one, going down by 40 points, despite having the same number of scoring shots. Quadzilla in particular copped a spray from the captain after scoring an inaccurate 1.4.



This week we farewell a much loved Rat in MannumPower, who has decided to head to the Phoenix. He leaves a big hole in our rucking department and will be much missed around the traps.

 

[jackster83]

We also welcome Marklar_33 from the Wonders.

Welcome to the Rats mate. Catsnlakers will show you around, including a tour of the bars at the Underground.

 

[Marklar_33]

We also welcome Marklar_33 from the Wonders.

Welcome to the Rats mate. Catsnlakers will show you around, including a tour of the bars at the Underground.

Ah, a team thread! I should probably sub to this!

 

[Catsnlakers]

Ah, a team thread! I should probably sub to this!

You will fit in fine with us. Tomorrow night it’s karaoke night, hope you like singing. Though good luck being as good as Ticky009.

 

[Ticky009]

You will fit in fine with us. Tomorrow night it’s karaoke night, hope you like singing. Though good luck being as good as Ticky009.

You rang?

 

[Marklar_33]

You will fit in fine with us. Tomorrow night it’s karaoke night, hope you like singing. Though good luck being as good as Ticky009.

Anything with falsetto and I’ll make your ears bleed

 

[jackster83]

Today would have been Drazah's 30th birthday.

 

[philreich]

Today would have been Drazah's 30th birthday.

Sorry I didn't see this until now - my sincere condolences!!!

 

[jackster83]

Time for a Friday night edition of #ratstats. The joys of working away all week...



Seasoned league veteran Marklar_33 slotted in nicely for his Rats debut, booting two goals, while our extraordinary crop of rookies continues to deliver. darthmann, HirdsTheWord and mike ross are all having impressive debut seasons.



A quieter match thread was had against old foes the Furies, but the important thing was the Rats got the points.

 

[The Spirit of Cricket]

i cant believe i still havent kicked a goal

 

[philreich]

i cant believe i still havent kicked a goal

I'll be happy for you to kick an opponent this week .

 

[jackster83]

Time for another edition of #ratstats...

Not going to sugar coat this one - it was a disappointing performance against decent opposition.



There was some unrest in the crowd after Sunday's game, with many calling for the forgotten edgie and Sparkle to come back into the side.

 

[Dingster]

Thinking of the great man drazah. Enjoy some classic draz.

"I had to run / waddle to the bathroom over a dozen times during the flight, every time climbing over the guy next to me without waking him. Today isn't so bad, I just abandon my students, leaving them to fend for themselves, while I spray [Ant Bear's coaching] all over the toilet. I don't give an explanation, I'll just let them assume that I'm going to fight crime or have a wank or something."

 

[philreich]

Thinking of the great man drazah. Enjoy some classic draz.

"I had to run / waddle to the bathroom over a dozen times during the flight, every time climbing over the guy next to me without waking him. Today isn't so bad, I just abandon my students, leaving them to fend for themselves, while I spray [Ant Bear's coaching] all over the toilet. I don't give an explanation, I'll just let them assume that I'm going to fight crime or have a wank or something."

Gone but never forgotten - thanks Ding.

 

[Catsnlakers]

Thinking of the great man drazah. Enjoy some classic draz.

"I had to run / waddle to the bathroom over a dozen times during the flight, every time climbing over the guy next to me without waking him. Today isn't so bad, I just abandon my students, leaving them to fend for themselves, while I spray [Ant Bear's coaching] all over the toilet. I don't give an explanation, I'll just let them assume that I'm going to fight crime or have a wank or something."

RIP mate! You are missed. Didn’t post with you on the SFA board but had plenty to do with you on the bay!

 

[Ant Bear]

Do we still do Swamprats' Silent Day?

 

[philreich]

Do we still do Swamprats' Silent Day?

We didn't need to this year, because Monday was the match thread off day anyway.

 

[jackster83]

Time for another installment of #ratstats...



Experienced campaigners philreich and ant555 led the way, while darthmann was the best of our rookies with another dominant showing.

 

[jackster83]

Thinking of the great man drazah. Enjoy some classic draz.

"I had to run / waddle to the bathroom over a dozen times during the flight, every time climbing over the guy next to me without waking him. Today isn't so bad, I just abandon my students, leaving them to fend for themselves, while I spray [Ant Bear's coaching] all over the toilet. I don't give an explanation, I'll just let them assume that I'm going to fight crime or have a wank or something."

Haha, he had a knack of getting food poisoning every time he went away.

 

[Dingster]

Looking forward to a week with the Swampies.

 

[philreich]

Looking forward to a week with the Swampies.

Ditto - the Roys are the good guys of the SFA!!!

 

[Near Kern]

G’day. Sign me up you Rat bastards. philreich Ant Bear

 

[Near Kern]

Couldn’t dig out the old email. Who are we belting up?

 

[jackster83]

G’day. Sign me up you Rat bastards. philreich Ant Bear

Oh boy. Give us the cup now.

 

[Near Kern]

Oh boy. Give us the cup now.

Are we about to win again?