Official Match Thread S32.R15, Wonders v. Roys [Season 32 Heritage Round] – Round 15, West Coast-Roys at Colosseum

[Cadsky]

Can we afford that many above ground pools?

How big is your credit card?

 

[Brenton Davy]

How big is your credit card?

Depends when you start paying me…

 

[Cadsky]

Depends when you start paying me…

Then I guess the answer to your question is no.

 

[Allikat]

How big is your credit card?

 

[Brenton Davy]

Then I guess the answer to your question is no.

I already knew that. I just wanted to hear it from you…

 

[Dingster]

Trendiest dog I know!

You know BallaratBulldog is sensitive.

 

[TedDougChris]

I've been considering adding water sports to our training program. This is me testing some of them out.
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we tried adding an aquatics program into our pre-season training. it didn't go well....



Here is RU_ demonstrating his skils.....



and the less said of our pre-season trip to the beach, the better....

 

[TedDougChris]

Hang on, that's my credit card.....

 

[Cadsky]

You know BallaratBulldog is sensitive.

He's the sexiest dog I know

 

[Brenton Davy]

Hang on, that's my credit card.....

Can’t trust a team mate…

 

[RU_]

we tried adding an aquatics program into our pre-season training. it didn't go well....

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Here is RU_ demonstrating his skils.....

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and the less said of our pre-season trip to the beach, the better....

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That looks just like my bikini.

 

[TedDougChris]

That looks just like my bikini.

I think windyhill deliberately threw you badly as well !!

 

[Allikat]

Hang on, that's my credit card.....

it's ok, i used it all first

 

[windyhill]

I think windyhill deliberately threw you badly as well !!

apologies RU

 

[Mobbs]

PS Mobbs I got rid of the laptop
HATED it

Sorry I was asleep another ... I think 6 hours.

 

[royboy2]

& currently taking applications for sugar daddy

Is there a form I need to fill out for this?

 

[Mobbs]

This is why we shouldn't have match threads. We should all just have one thread where everyone goes at everyone and we all bake cakes at the end of it.

And then we smash Supersuns' face into those cakes.

I would support no match threads at all, but I'd definitely never support a match thread that included all matches.

These are already far too big. As is clear, the perceived need to force each thread to seventy gazillion posts has resulted in each thread being terrible.

40 post limit per player. Said if for years but everybody in charge has been too stupid to put it in place.

Or allow +40 but have rolling demerits as the limit is passed.

 

[Mobbs]

Mobbs - did you ever develop sim-functionality to randomly dole out devastating injuries on the qooty field? like 'bench splinter' or 'sausage roll knee'?

I'd love to ride those rollercoasters, and finally some of my disorders like "ripping beer pulls elbow" and "empty fridge depression disorder" could finally be diagnosed and RESPECTED!

There are indeed injuries in the sim, however they are optional, and the Sweet FA chooses to not use them. A select few players would cry when they got injured and missed a week or two, and the Administrative staff were so bad they'd listen to what the general population said instead of educating them in what 'random' means.


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Where's their big contribution off the field this week though? Only one has posted more than 8 times...

Is it their job to make the Wonders interesting? TWICE a season?

 

[TedDougChris]

apologies RU

 

[Mobbs]

He's one of the few posters who has more posts than likes... always concerning!

Those guys should never be trusted!

 

[Mobbs]

We’re not gender equality, we just recruit posters who are a good fit for the club…some happen to not be female but we’re working on it.

We're all the same in the Sim! (by which I mean we're all converted to male because I'm a shit coder).

 

[Mobbs]

I think the problem was they were listening to the Roys new Album, with Supersuns, Dingster, Mobbs & TedDougChris on the cover


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Add a colon…

Check the flipside.

 

[Mobbs]

That looks just like my bikini.

I so wanna say it would take a toll on you but I know it's honestly sending me backwards eons but I still wanna do it but I know I shouldn't so font size = 0.0000001

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Those guys should never be trusted!

The bigger the difference the more untrustworthy I say.

 

[RU_]

I so wanna say it would take a toll on you but I know it's honestly sending me backwards eons but I still wanna do it but I know I shouldn't so font size = 0.0000001

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