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AFLW 2024 - Round 9 - Indigenous Round - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
Hey DadHi Clarkey
Seems to happen sometimes with UnderscoreMikeUnderscoreWhy is Mike in italics?
OK Wosh - here you go:
While golfing late one afternoon, an elderly gentleman accidentally overturns his golf cart. A very attractive young female golfer, who lives on her own in a villa on the course, hears the noise, and calls out, "Are you OK?"
"I'm OK", he replies, as he pulls himself out of the twisted cart.
She says in a really sexy voice, "Come up to my villa and rest a while - I'll help you get the cart up later." The old fella notices that her silky bathrobe is partially open, revealing what appears to be a very nice figure.
"That's very nice of you", he says, "But I really don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh come on now". She's insistent, stunningly pretty and very, very persuasive. He's weak, ponders for a moment, and then says, "OK."
After a couple of scotch and sodas, he thanks her and says, "Thank you - I do feel a lot better now. But you know, my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly", she says with a sensual smile, as her bathrobe falls open slightly further. "Stay a while", she purrs, "Your wife won't know anything. After all, where is she?"
The old man says, "At a guess, I'd say she's still under the golf cart."
Debatable…That was worth waiting 15 minutes for
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