Official Match Thread S33 Round 7 - Gumbies FFC vs West Coast Wonders at The House of Gumby

[damicky]

Dory_77 just letting you know I did a terrific job MC'ing today

Didn't get the chance to do the line by line in here, but I was magnificent.

GWS Goose has the better of the MC in a career making performance by 100m 0-100

Followed the golden rule of MC'ing by remembering that job was to introduce the talent not be the talent, but still managed the odd one liner.

GWS Goose saves the day AGAIN

 

[GWS Goose]

GWS Goose saves the day AGAIN

not all heros where capes.

I cant believe that some were campaigning for less real life stories (I wont shame them by naming them, but they know who they are), imagine if the SFA community missed out on this inspiring story of one man, introducing people to entertain others in a brewery (and in one case, lightly campaign for votes by bragging about getting a new stadium built).

 

[damicky]

not all heros where capes.

I cant believe that some were campaigning for less real life stories (I wont shame them by naming them, but they know who they are), imagine if the SFA community missed out on this inspiring story of one man, introducing people to entertain others in a brewery (and in one case, lightly campaign for votes by bragging about getting a new stadium built).

New stadium

 

[Ned_Flanders]

not all heros where capes.

I cant believe that some were campaigning for less real life stories (I wont shame them by naming them, but they know who they are), imagine if the SFA community missed out on this inspiring story of one man, introducing people to entertain others in a brewery (and in one case, lightly campaign for votes by bragging about getting a new stadium built).

GWS Goose is joining the Furies?!?!?!?!?

 

[SSwans2011]

Dory_77 just letting you know I did a terrific job MC'ing today

Didn't get the chance to do the line by line in here, but I was magnificent.

GWS Goose has the better of the MC in a career making performance by 100m 0-100

Followed the golden rule of MC'ing by remembering that job was to introduce the talent not be the talent, but still managed the odd one liner.

I MC'd once. Spent more time tapping my glass with a spoon than I did talking. It certainly got people's attention, so I'd call it a resounding success.

 

[damicky]

I MC'd once. Spent more time tapping my glass with a spoon than I did talking. It certainly got people's attention, so I'd call it a resounding success.

Are you saying you were never asked again?

Some people don’t appreciate glass tapping

 

[Brenton Davy]

MC’ing is great fun! Done it for a couple of wedding receptions and it was an absolute hoot.

 

[Falconista]

Happy Friday everyone!

A teacher asks their students "can anyone use the word 'contagious' in a sentence?"
A kid answers...
"Well, Miss, I was with my dad and we were going out bush and we saw a truck that took a corner too fast, and he rolled his trailer, and he lost his load and there was timber all over the road. Dad said "it's gonna take that contagious to get all that timber back on his truck!"

 

[damicky]

Happy Friday everyone!

A teacher asks their students "can anyone use the word 'contagious' in a sentence?"
A kid answers...
"Well, Miss, I was with my dad and we were going out bush and we saw a truck that took a corner too fast, and he rolled his trailer, and he lost his load and there was timber all over the road. Dad said "it's gonna take that contagious to get all that timber back on his truck!"

Thanks philreich

 

[philreich]

Thanks philreich

I filled the car up this morning, and I noticed that the guy on pump 2 only put $10.00 worth of fuel into his car. I thought to myself, "Where does he think he's going - pump 3?"

 

[SM]

Heard there's a few leaks about some Gumbies players that might see their place in the side called into question..

 

[damicky]

Heard there's a few leaks about some Gumbies players that might see their place in the side called into question..

Barrybran doesn’t like us talking about his bladder issues

 

[SSwans2011]

Are you saying you were never asked again?

Some people don’t appreciate glass tapping

They appreciate it even less when it goes on for an excessive amount of time and it's clear that I'm not actually doing it because I have something to say.

 

[Falconista]

Barrybran doesn’t like us talking about his bladder issues

Don't disturb him. He's preparing to kick plenty so there can be another entry to The Fred Diaries

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Heard there's a few leaks about some Gumbies players that might see their place in the side called into question..

pffff, they made me the first emergency in the leagues history. what more can they do to me??

 

[Brenton Davy]

Don't disturb him. He's preparing to kick plenty so there can be another entry to The Fred Diaries

Chapter 7.

“The Day Frothies Mcveigh Tore Me A New One!”

 

[Barrybran]

Hey GWS Goose, I met Dennis Armfield

Dennis Armfield

Age

38

Ht

182cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.3

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

0.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

12.6

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.4

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.4

3star

today at a work function. Am I doing this right?

 

[SSwans2011]

pffff, they made me the first emergency in the leagues history. what more can they do to me??

I'd write a media piece about this, but I'm scared DenieD will have a crack at me, because qooty players' mental health get caught up in the SFA's brutal media landscape.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Hey GWS Goose, I met Dennis Armfield today at a work function. Am I doing this right?

I saw a fat dude at woolies, that an equivalent brag dude

 

[Barrybran]

I saw a fat dude at woolies, that an equivalent brag dude

What was his name and why should people know him? Bonus points if GWS Goose could successfully name drop him.

 

[SSwans2011]

I saw a fat dude at woolies, that an equivalent brag dude

How fat we talking here? You might be selling him short.

 

[NinjaSwan]

Don't disturb him. He's preparing to kick plenty so there can be another entry to The Fred Diaries

It's fine, he'll have plenty of time to catch up once he 'selflessly' steps aside when he's no longer a chance at an award.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I'd write a media piece about this, but I'm scared DenieD will have a crack at me, because qooty players' mental health get caught up in the SFA's brutal media landscape.

bring it princess!!! noone should be afraid of the littlest hamster in committee!!!

 

[Barrybran]

How fat we talking here? You might be selling him short.

Ned_Flanders ran into Danny Devito? What's he doing in Frankston?

 

[DenieD]

I'd write a media piece about this, but I'm scared DenieD will have a crack at me, because qooty players' mental health get caught up in the SFA's brutal media landscape.

Do it. I'll be waiting at your house to give you a beating.