Official Match Thread S36 RD 2 East Side Phoenix v Coney Island Warriors @ The Eyrie

[Cadsky]

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4th V 9th
Last week the Fire Doves beat the Old Balls by 27 while the Warriors were convincingly defeated by a rampant Roys by 38 points.

East Side Fire Doves
the Fire Doves are flying high with Itsmyshow proving it with 7 goals up forward. there were no other stand out performers, they were just a bit less shit than the Old Balls.

Coney Island Whores
9 goals between The Filth Wizard and captain Tongs Bob is a good functioning forward line. Tongs and TheInjuryFactory both had a very good 9 tackles as well.


I'm going with the Fire Doves because whores are only good for one thing and it aint qooty. 22 points

Captains Please Submit Team Sheets by 11:59pm Thursday, AWST
por_please_ya Tongs Bob ​

 

[Tonga Bob]

V

4th V 9th
Last week the Fire Doves beat the Old Balls by 27 while the Warriors were convincingly defeated by a rampant Roys by 38 points.

East Side Fire Doves
the Fire Doves are flying high with Itsmyshow proving it with 7 goals up forward. there were no other stand out performers, they were just a bit less s**t than the Old Balls.

Coney Island Whores
9 goals between The Filth Wizard and captain Tongs Bob is a good functioning forward line. Tongs and TheInjuryFactory both had a very good 9 tackles as well.


I'm going with the Fire Doves because whores are only good for one thing and it aint qooty. 22 points

Captains Please Submit Team Sheets by 11:59pm Thursday, AWST
por_please_ya Tongs Bob ​

All I read from this is TheInjuryFactory & I have very good tackles.

Anyhoo, hello bin chickens.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

 

[Ocha905]

The Eyrie?

Game of Thrones was so 2019. But I'd be happy to send the Phoenix through the moon door. Y'all can fly right.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

The Eyrie?

Game of Thrones was so 2019. But I'd be happy to send the Phoenix through the moon door. Y'all can fly right.

Amazing how GoT was a worldwide phenomenon for the best part of the 10s, but now everyone's basically forgotten about it.

I guess that's what happens when you dish up the rushed botched job that was the last two seasons.

 

[spudmaster]

All I read from this is TheInjuryFactory & I have very good tackles.

9 inches between you the two of you I think he also mentioned?

 

[Ocha905]

 

[Ocha905]

Amazing how GoT was a worldwide phenomenon for the best part of the 10s, but now everyone's basically forgotten about it.

I guess that's what happens when you dish up the rushed botched job that was the last two seasons.

Exactly. The textbook example of how not to finish a series.

The producers signed on to Stars Wars or something from memory and had had enough of GOT. They wanted to GTFO instead of GOT.

 

[por_please_ya]

The Eyrie?

Game of Thrones was so 2019. But I'd be happy to send the Phoenix through the moon door. Y'all can fly right.

Eyrie is a bird of prey's nest.

We're the bird. And you're the prey

 

[Cadsky]

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Ahhh, birds can fly. Just sayin....

 

[Ocha905]

Ahhh, birds can fly. Just sayin....

A win/win then. You can fly somewhere else and we get to enjoy the sights of our conquest

 

[Ocha905]

Eyrie is a bird of prey's nest.

We're the bird. And you're the prey

Quite a hazardous place for a game of qooty you think?! I'm snitching to Worksafe.

 

[MP_]

Quite a hazardous place for a game of qooty you think?! I'm snitching to Worksafe.

You big dibber dobber

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Let’s get more than 9 this week Tongs Bob.

 

[Krazy Kris]

 

[The Majestic]

Let’s get more than 9 this week Tongs Bob.

That doesn't sound like something we want to allow to happen.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

All I read from this is TheInjuryFactory & I have very good tackles.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

That doesn't sound like something we want to allow to happen.

Greetings your Majesty

 

[Tonga Bob]

Ahhh, birds can fly. Just sayin....

#notallbirds

 

[Cadsky]

#notallbirds

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Fire doves can

 

[Tonga Bob]

Fire doves can eat my ass

Yeah fair enough then. Carry on Moz.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

The Eyrie?

Game of Thrones was so 2019. But I'd be happy to send the Phoenix through the moon door. Y'all can fly right.

If you think GoT was so 2019 cast your mind back to 1979 and the birth of the Warriors of Coney Island.

You'll need more than this gang of misfits to walk away with a win.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Speaking of misfits, is Frankston Rover still captain?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Feel sorry for the Wazzes who started the season in typical fashion and now come up against us.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Spare a thought for Raveneyes this week as Itsmyshow kicks his 800th SFA goal