Official Match Thread S36 RD 2 East Side Phoenix v Coney Island Warriors @ The Eyrie

[Tonga Bob]

I think you mean Qicket, dunno what that other thing is. Mobbs has designed VC Park to have a drop-in pitch, so no worries with these plans.

Hey TubbsFarquhar are you still our pitch curator, or are we still employing the services of PhatBoy ?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Oddly enough, I reckon Rowling's character of Potter was rip off of one of Horatio Alger's 19th C tales of poor kid made good. (Turns out Alger was himself a probable pedo)

You can get away with that talk in this thread but don't let these views make their way back to the Bears.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Hey TubbsFarquhar are you still our pitch curator, or are we still employing the services of PhatBoy ?

... You sure? I thought Tubbs was the grave digger at van Cortland. I see him as the John Clarke character from Death in Brunswick.

 

[Mofra]

Peace pipe is my thing. I get along with the Wazzes. My comment was more directed at the dire misfortune the Club has been afflicted with and the uncaring folk enjoy rubbing their noses in it.

Don't forget to change the water regularly on your "peace pipe"

#personalexperience

 

[Tonga Bob]

... You sure? I thought Tubbs was the grave digger at van Cortland. I see him as the John Clarke character from Death in Brunswick.

Positive. Only thing that needs burying is this dead horse to save it from being beaten any further.

 

[thewizardmelon]

COME IN PHOENIX and show these Wazzas what we're made of

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Gday Warriors, best of luck for the season but worst of luck for this week

 

[thewizardmelon]

Horry please change your username to Mr Twiddle.

I’ll settle for Moonface or Saucepan Man

 

[Agent93]

Good thing then that I don’t exist to please you and your ilk.

Oh deer, I'm worried about this. Who are my ilk? Are they distant cousins of moose?

 

[Agent93]

COME IN PHOENIX and show these Wazzas what we're made of

Chocolate?

Wiz is clearly made of sweet and chewy flesh.

 

[por_please_ya]

I’ll settle for Moonface or Saucepan Man

I bags Silky

 

[thewizardmelon]

Chocolate?

We’re made of W’s this season. At least until Sunday

 

[por_please_ya]

Chocolate?

Yes.

 

[Agent93]

Yes.

I'm keen for some melts then porps

 

[The Majestic]

Godzilla is ready to take out a warrior or two...or more.

 

[por_please_ya]

I'm keen for some melts then porps

 

[The Majestic]

Oh deer, I'm worried about this. Who are my ilk? Are they distant cousins of moose?

 

[Tadpole]

I’ll settle for Moonface or Saucepan Man

I bags being Silky - like my Qootball skills.

 

[Tadpole]

I bags Silky

As long as that doesn't make me Dame Washalot.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Gday Warriors, best of luck for the season but worst of luck for this week

Howdy melonhead. Thank you but there's no luck around here, everything's predetermined.

Oh deer, I'm worried about this. Who are my ilk? Are they distant cousins of moose?

This checks oot.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Godzilla is ready to take out a warrior or two...or more.

There's too many lizard teams around here. Please eliminate one.

I am not a crackpot.

 

[SBYM]

It is Tuesday morning, 5.42am...

Too early?

 

[SBYM]

Don't forget to change the water regularly on your "peace pipe"

#personalexperience

My roommate got apoplectic once coz I dried my glass bong upside down in the dish-rack.

Would she prefer a dirty bong lying around the house??

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I’ll settle for Moonface or Saucepan Man

Last season we settled on NaturalDisaster as Saucepan Man.

 

[por_please_ya]

As long as that doesn't make me Dame Washalot.

No that's Wosh

 

[Wosh]

Faraway Tree hey

Have fun Warriors