Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Ophidian Old Boys v West Coast Wonders at Narendra Modi Stadium, Ahmedabad India

[AnUltimateRessie]

What's the difference between ClarkeM and a jumbo jet? The jet eventually stops whining .

would hate to share any message groups with the guy

 

[DemurePrincess]

Getting ready for the worst match thread poster brings the best out of me.

 

[Pamcake1]

 

[philreich]

Having some technical issues - not sure why.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Having some technical issues - not sure why.

User error

 

[serial_thrilla]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... OOB v WCW

                       WCW
King Tenz                   Harvey Manfrenjensenden  JuddgementDay
croweater 41                HARPSichord              Roonescape

Wickzki                     Tigerturbulance          U2tigers
BallaratBulldog             akkaps                   BigChippa52

Pugsley                     Dingster                 Mrs Turbo
Cubs2Lions                  Giant YoYo               BFew

gab213                      Robertio                 Irish BlueBagger
Rubber Arm                  AnUltimateRessie         SSwans2011

Elton Johns Wig             BRAB                     kenneyswarriors
jezzajay                    DenieD                   NinjaSwan
                            OOB

OOB Foll : thewizardmelon, Braklet, Over The Post
WCW Foll : dogs105, Pamcake1, ClarkeM

OOB INT : tigerland_1720, myblueroan
WCW INT : Ressies SwampPig, JT_the_Man

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Ophidian Old Boys: <none>
West Coast Wonders: <none>

[Round 15], Conditions for this match - WARM

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... OOB v WCW

                       WCW
King Tenz                   Harvey Manfrenjensenden  JuddgementDay
croweater 41                HARPSichord              Roonescape

Wickzki                     Tigerturbulance          U2tigers
BallaratBulldog             akkaps                   BigChippa52

Pugsley                     Dingster                 Mrs Turbo
Cubs2Lions                  Giant YoYo               BFew

gab213                      Robertio                 Irish BlueBagger
Rubber Arm                  AnUltimateRessie         SSwans2011

Elton Johns Wig             BRAB                     kenneyswarriors
jezzajay                    DenieD                   NinjaSwan
                            OOB

OOB Foll : thewizardmelon, Braklet, Over The Post
WCW Foll : dogs105, Pamcake1, ClarkeM

OOB INT : tigerland_1720, myblueroan
WCW INT : Ressies SwampPig, JT_the_Man

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Ophidian Old Boys: <none>
West Coast Wonders: <none>

[Round 15], Conditions for this match - WARM

you aren't phil!

 

[Over The Post]

I am here - the game can start now

 

[BFew]

We are in big trouble now.
Bribe Phil and then we get SerialK as the eSim game controller!

 

[Pamcake1]

you aren't phil!

I think his Mother in law is paying him a visit.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Today we are going to witness one of the most anticipated matches in the history of professional qootball in Sweet.

For a grand total of four premiership points in Season 38.

Are you ready? Qooty fans, are you rrrrrrrrrready?

For the thousands in attendance. For the millions watching around the world. From the "home" ground of the Ophidian Old Boys, Narendra Modi Stadium in Ahmedabad. Let's get to ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbbbleeee!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Today we are going to witness one of the most anticipated matches in the history of professional qootball in Sweet.

For a grand total of four premiership points in Season 38.

Are you ready? Qooty fans, are you rrrrrrrrrready?

For the thousands in attendance. For the millions watching around the world. From the "home" ground of the Ophidian Old Boys, Narendra Modi Stadium in Ahmedabad. Let's get to ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbbbleeee!

Someone thinks he’s calling a wrestling match

 

[ClarkeM]

Today we are going to witness one of the most anticipated matches in the history of professional qootball in Sweet.

For a grand total of four premiership points in Season 38.

Are you ready? Qooty fans, are you rrrrrrrrrready?

For the thousands in attendance. For the millions watching around the world. From the "home" ground of the Ophidian Old Boys, Narendra Modi Stadium in Ahmedabad. Let's get to ready to

Janey Godley would be proud

 

[serial_thrilla]

1 : 0 {C} - thewizardmelon wins the tapout.
1 : .1 {rW} - BFew with a moment to look downfield.
1 : .14 {CHF} - Searching pass in the direction of akkaps.
1 : .18 {CHF} - akkaps spills the mark.
1 : .22 {CHF} - akkaps scoops up the ball.
1 : .26 {rHFF} - A wild kick laterally towards BigChippa52.
1 : .3 {rHFF} - Big mark by U2tigers!.
1 : .34 {rHBF} - Wickzki scoops up the ball.
1 : .38 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily U2tigers was well placed to clean up.
1 : .43 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to Wickzki.
1 : .47 {CHB} - A short kick to Tigerturbulance.
1 : .51 {CHB} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of akkaps.
1 : .55 {CHF} - akkaps signals for his teammates to present.
1 : .59 {CHF} - But he interfered with his opponent there.
1 : 1.03 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 1.07 {CHB} - Passes to Braklet by hand.
1 : 1.12 {lHBF} - He tries to find U2tigers with a chip pass.
1 : 1.16 {lHBF} - BigChippa52 gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 1.2 {rHFF} - BigChippa52 has it.
1 : 1.23 {lHFF} - A short kick to BallaratBulldog.
1 : 1.28 {lHFF} - Nice grab by BallaratBulldog.
1 : 1.32 {lHFF} - BallaratBulldog with the ball now.
1 : 1.36 {FF} - He spots an option and kicks to HARPSichord.
1 : 1.4 {FF} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 1.45 {FF} - Now HARPSichord has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.49 {FF} - HARPSichord lines it up from forty metres.
1 : 1.52 {FF} - HARPSichord doesn't let us down.
Ophidian Old Boys : 0.0.0
West Coast Wonders : 1.0.6
1 : 1.57 {C} - Superb ruckwork from thewizardmelon.
1 : 2.46 {rW} - Running with the ball is thewizardmelon.
1 : 2.46 {lHFF} - A long pass towards Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 2.48 {lHFF} - Great saving mark taken by SSwans2011.
1 : 2.48 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 takes them on.
1 : 2.48 {rHBF} - Handpasses to Pamcake1.
1 : 2.48 {rHBF} - Braklet was tackled too low.
1 : 2.48 {CHF} - Robertio looks downfield.
1 : 2.48 {CHF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
1 : 2.48 {CHF} - Robertio splits the sticks.
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.0.6
West Coast Wonders : 1.0.6
1 : 2.48 {C} - Over The Post had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 2.57 {C} - Quality gather by Over The Post.
1 : 2.58 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 3.01 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 3.05 {rHFF} - No mark taken as gab213 and Rubber Arm wrestle for position.
1 : 3.09 {rHFF} - gab213 dances around Rubber Arm.
1 : 3.13 {CHF} - Handpass to space. Robertio runs onto it.
1 : 3.17 {CHF} - He handpasses to Over The Post.
1 : 3.21 {CHF} - Over The Post didn't make an effort and is penalised.
1 : 3.25 {CHB} - AnUltimateRessie looks downfield.
1 : 3.3 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to SSwans2011.
1 : 3.34 {C} - A kick towards Giant YoYo territory.
1 : 3.38 {C} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 3.42 {C} - Dingster has possession.
1 : 3.46 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to Over The Post.
1 : 3.5 {CHB} - Over The Post has a bounce.
1 : 3.54 {C} - He has another one.
1 : 3.58 {C} - Over The Post has another.
1 : 4.03 {CHF} - Over The Post is still looking for options and takes another.
1 : 4.07 {FF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 4.13 {FF} - BRAB can't take it.
1 : 4.17 {FB} - DenieD with the ball now.
1 : 4.21 {rHBF} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 4.25 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 4.29 {CHF} - Robertio has it.
1 : 4.33 {CHF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 4.37 {CHF} - Robertio seems to like his chances ....
1 : 4.41 {CHF} - Robertio thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.1.7
West Coast Wonders : 1.0.6
1 : 4.5 {FB} - jezzajay looks downfield.
1 : 4.54 {FB} - Passes to dogs105 by hand.
1 : 4.58 {rBP} - He kicks sideways towards NinjaSwan.
1 : 5.02 {rBP} - kenneyswarriors upset the marking attempt by NinjaSwan.
1 : 5.06 {rBP} - NinjaSwan slowing down the play.
1 : 5.1 {CHB} - Long handpass to the running AnUltimateRessie.
1 : 5.15 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to SSwans2011.
1 : 5.19 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 is tackled beautifully by Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 5.23 {lHFF} - Running with the ball is Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 5.27 {lHFF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
1 : 5.31 {lHFF} - Will it come around? No.
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.2.8
West Coast Wonders : 1.0.6
1 : 5.39 {FB} - NinjaSwan looks downfield.
1 : 5.43 {FB} - Handballs to DenieD.
1 : 5.48 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 5.52 {lBP} - A slick handpass goes to jezzajay.
1 : 5.56 {CHB} - He sends the ball to AnUltimateRessie.
1 : 6 {CHB} - Robertio claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 6.04 {CHB} - AnUltimateRessie signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 6.08 {CHB} - AnUltimateRessie takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 6.12 {CHB} - Handballs to Pamcake1.
1 : 6.18 {CHB} - Passes to AnUltimateRessie by hand.
1 : 6.22 {lHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 6.26 {lHBF} - gab213 was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
1 : 6.31 {lHFF} - Not enough pressure on Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 6.35 {FF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 6.39 {FF} - DenieD floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 6.43 {FB} - DenieD with the ball now.
1 : 6.47 {rBP} - Gets a handpass away to NinjaSwan.
1 : 6.51 {rBP} - A quick handpass to dogs105.
1 : 6.55 {rBP} - Almost a throw to Pamcake1.
1 : 7 {rBP} - A poor handpass but dogs105 is up to the challenge.
1 : 7.04 {FB} - Huge handpass to DenieD. As good as a kick.
1 : 7.08 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 7.12 {lBP} - A wild handball - but luckily jezzajay was well placed to clean up.
1 : 7.16 {lBP} - ClarkeM receives his handpass.
1 : 7.2 {lBP} - Handpass to space. Pamcake1 runs onto it.
1 : 7.24 {lBP} - Quick hands to jezzajay.
1 : 7.28 {lBP} - Elton Johns Wig gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 7.33 {FF} - BRAB hits the ground running.
1 : 7.37 {FF} - BRAB may even have goaled.
1 : 7.41 {FF} - That looked like a goal from here. But one behind only.
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.3.9
West Coast Wonders : 1.0.6
1 : 7.49 {FB} - jezzajay has it.
1 : 7.53 {lBP} - He transfers play using jezzajay.
1 : 7.57 {lBP} - jezzajay with a one-hander.
1 : 8.01 {lBP} - jezzajay has it.
1 : 8.06 {lBP} - jezzajay has a bounce.
1 : 8.1 {lBP} - Handballs over the top to dogs105.
1 : 8.14 {CHB} - AnUltimateRessie presents.
1 : 8.18 {CHB} - Robertio claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 8.24 {CHF} - Robertio signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 8.28 {rHFF} - Sees gab213 out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 8.33 {rHFF} - gab213 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 8.37 {lHBF} - Rubber Arm slowing down the play.
1 : 8.4 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards SSwans2011.
1 : 8.45 {rHBF} - The ball drops short of SSwans2011.
1 : 8.49 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 threads his way through traffic.
1 : 8.53 {C} - A worm burner to Giant YoYo.
1 : 8.57 {C} - Howzat? Great mark to Giant YoYo at full stretch to his left.
1 : 9.01 {C} - With the ball is Giant YoYo.
1 : 9.06 {lW} - Quick hands to Cubs2Lions.
1 : 9.09 {CHF} - Sees akkaps ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 9.13 {CHF} - But straight to Tigerturbulance.
1 : 9.18 {CHB} - The ball is now with Tigerturbulance.
1 : 9.22 {lHBF} - He tries to find U2tigers with a chip pass.
1 : 9.26 {lHBF} - U2tigers and BigChippa52 both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 9.3 {CHF} - Now akkaps has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 9.34 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to dogs105.
1 : 9.38 {FF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on HARPSichord to mark.
1 : 9.42 {FF} - Horrific choice of kick and Harvey Manfrenjensenden will mark unopposed.
1 : 9.46 {FB} - Now Harvey Manfrenjensenden has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 9.51 {FB} - But the umpire says he interfered.
1 : 9.55 {FF} - HARPSichord has it.
1 : 9.59 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
1 : 10.03 {FF} - Terrible kick off the boot... six points for effectiveness though.
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.3.9
West Coast Wonders : 2.0.12

 

[Pamcake1]

Someone thinks he’s calling a wrestling match

Narrow Caster.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Today we are going to witness one of the most anticipated matches in the history of professional qootball in Sweet.

For a grand total of four premiership points in Season 38.

Are you ready? Qooty fans, are you rrrrrrrrrready?

For the thousands in attendance. For the millions watching around the world. From the "home" ground of the Ophidian Old Boys, Narendra Modi Stadium in Ahmedabad. Let's get to ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbbbleeee!

who gave you the keys to match posting. I'm not comfortable with this.

 

[BFew]

1 : 1.45 {FF} - Now HARPSichord has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.49 {FF} - HARPSichord lines it up from forty metres.
1 : 1.52 {FF} - HARPSichord doesn't let us down.
Ophidian Old Boys : 0.0.0
West Coast Wonders : 1.0.6

The Old Boys Season is already over

 

[TRUMAN#1]

So I match up against BigChippa52 on the Qooty field, to turn around and face him in the Wrestling Ring later on today.

I reckon I may warm up and hit him with a steel chair in this Qooty match.

 

[serial_thrilla]

1 : 10.07 {C} - thewizardmelon taps it down.
1 : 10.15 {lW} - Mrs Turbo sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 10.19 {rW} - Spears a kick towards Pugsley.
1 : 10.23 {rW} - Pugsley FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.
1 : 10.3 {rW} - Pugsley to send the ball forward.
1 : 10.34 {rW} - Passes to Over The Post by hand.
1 : 10.38 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 10.42 {lW} - Mrs Turbo gets crunched in that marking contest but comes out with the ball.
1 : 10.46 {lW} - Mrs Turbo with the ball now.
1 : 10.51 {C} - Handballs over the top to Dingster.
1 : 10.55 {rW} - A poor handpass but Pugsley is up to the challenge.
1 : 10.58 {rHFF} - Long handpass to the running gab213.
1 : 11.03 {rHFF} - Flicks it to thewizardmelon.
1 : 11.07 {rHFF} - thewizardmelon nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 11.11 {rHFF} - Rubber Arm might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on gab213. Play on is the call.
1 : 11.15 {CHB} - AnUltimateRessie slowing down the play.
1 : 11.19 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to ClarkeM.
1 : 11.23 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily AnUltimateRessie was well placed to clean up.
1 : 11.27 {CHB} - Handpasses to Pamcake1.
1 : 11.31 {lHBF} - Handballs to Rubber Arm.
1 : 11.36 {CHB} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 11.4 {CHB} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 11.44 {CHB} - AnUltimateRessie assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 11.48 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but Rubber Arm is up to the challenge.
1 : 11.52 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to Pamcake1.
1 : 11.56 {lHBF} - dogs105 on the end of this.
1 : 12 {lHBF} - OOOOOOOooohh... Over The Post has poleaxed dogs105.
1 : 12.04 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 12.08 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Braklet.
1 : 12.13 {lHFF} - Braklet bounces the ball.
1 : 12.17 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Irish BlueBagger runs onto it.
1 : 12.21 {rHFF} - Spears a kick towards gab213.
1 : 12.25 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 12.3 {rHFF} - gab213 fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 12.36 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 12.4 {FF} - He sends the ball to BRAB.
1 : 12.44 {FF} - DenieD did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 12.48 {rBP} - Quality gather by NinjaSwan.
1 : 12.52 - <<< tigerland_1720 is coming on to replace King Tenz >>>
1 : 13 {rBP} - NinjaSwan has possession.
1 : 13.04 {FB} - DenieD on the end of this.
1 : 13.08 {FB} - BRAB gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 13.13 {FF} - A bit of space for BRAB to utilise.
1 : 13.17 {FF} - BRAB dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 13.21 {FF} - BRAB steadies himself and has a shot ....
1 : 13.25 {FF} - Off hands and through for one behind.
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.4.10
West Coast Wonders : 2.0.12
1 : 13.33 {FB} - jezzajay sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 13.37 {lHBF} - Sees Rubber Arm ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 13.41 {lHBF} - gab213 floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 13.46 {rHFF} - gab213 slowing down the play.
1 : 13.5 {lFP} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 13.53 {lFP} - Top mark NinjaSwan.
1 : 13.58 {rBP} - So NinjaSwan ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 14.02 {rBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Pamcake1.
1 : 14.06 {lHBF} - A quick handpass to Rubber Arm.
1 : 14.1 {lHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 14.15 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to ClarkeM.
1 : 14.19 {C} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 14.22 {C} - The ball drops short of Giant YoYo.
1 : 14.26 {C} - Dingster looking for a lead.
1 : 14.31 {lW} - Handballs to Mrs Turbo.
1 : 14.37 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to Pugsley.
1 : 14.41 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 14.45 {C} - Big mark by Giant YoYo!.
1 : 14.49 {C} - Giant YoYo has possession.
1 : 14.53 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards Cubs2Lions.
1 : 14.58 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 15.02 {lW} - With the ball is Mrs Turbo.
1 : 15.06 {lHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to thewizardmelon.
1 : 15.1 {lHBF} - Decision paid against thewizardmelon for manhandling.
1 : 15.14 {rHFF} - BigChippa52 slowing down the play.
1 : 15.18 {rHFF} - Crackerjack bump by U2tigers on BigChippa52.
1 : 15.22 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 15.26 {CHB} - That's a fantasic tackle by akkaps.
1 : 15.31 {lHFF} - BallaratBulldog wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 15.35 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily ClarkeM was well placed to clean up.
1 : 15.38 {lHFF} - ClarkeM sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 15.43 {C} - Passes to Giant YoYo by hand.
1 : 15.47 {C} - Long handpass to the running ClarkeM.
1 : 15.51 {C} - An underground handpass to Pamcake1.
1 : 15.55 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to BFew.
1 : 16 {lHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 16.04 {lHFF} - BallaratBulldog pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
1 : 16.08 {lHFF} - So BallaratBulldog ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 16.12 {FF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 16.16 {FF} - HARPSichord spills the mark.
1 : 16.2 {FF} - HARPSichord is now off and running.
1 : 16.24 {FF} - Wayward kick goes out of bounds on the full.
1 : 16.28 {FB} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden with the ball now.
1 : 16.32 {rHBF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Wickzki to mark.
1 : 16.37 {rHBF} - Wickzki gets too far under the ball.
1 : 16.43 {lHFF} - BallaratBulldog signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 16.47 {lHFF} - BallaratBulldog has a bounce.
1 : 16.51 {CHF} - Flicks it to akkaps.
1 : 16.55 {rHFF} - Quick hands to BigChippa52 under pressure.
1 : 16.59 {lHFF} - Quick hands to BallaratBulldog under pressure.
1 : 17.03 {lHFF} - Quick hands to ClarkeM.
1 : 17.07 {FF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 17.12 {FF} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 17.16 {FB} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden to send the ball forward.
1 : 17.2 {lHBF} - U2tigers calls for it.
1 : 17.24 {lHBF} - U2tigers is outmarked by BigChippa52.
1 : 17.28 {rHFF} - BigChippa52 has it.
1 : 17.32 {FF} - Hurried kick towards HARPSichord.
1 : 17.36 {FF} - But Harvey Manfrenjensenden is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 17.4 {FB} - The ball is now with Harvey Manfrenjensenden.
1 : 17.45 {CHB} - Passes to Tigerturbulance by hand.
1 : 17.49 {rW} - Pugsley makes an offer.
1 : 17.53 {rW} - Pugsley has one two three bites of the cherry and it's paid.
1 : 17.57 {rW} - Pugsley to send the ball forward.
1 : 18.01 {rW} - Pugsley bounces the ball.
1 : 18.05 {lW} - He handpasses to Mrs Turbo.
1 : 18.09 {lW} - Mrs Turbo boots toward an open goal.
1 : 18.13 {lW} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football.
Ophidian Old Boys : 2.4.16
West Coast Wonders : 2.0.12

 

[Pugsley]

Pugalennko!!!!

 

[serial_thrilla]

1 : 18.17 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of thewizardmelon.
1 : 18.26 {rW} - Over The Post wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 18.3 {rW} - Over The Post has a bounce.
1 : 18.34 {rW} - At least fifty-five metres out.
1 : 18.38 {rW} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
Ophidian Old Boys : 3.4.22
West Coast Wonders : 2.0.12
1 : 18.42 {C} - Over The Post is outbodied in the ruck contest.
1 : 18.52 {lW} - Over The Post with the ball now.
1 : 18.57 {lW} - Huge handpass to thewizardmelon. As good as a kick.
1 : 19.01 {CHF} - A long pass towards Robertio.
1 : 19.05 {CHF} - Robertio can't take it.
1 : 19.09 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Robertio.
1 : 19.13 {CHF} - Ohhr you can't shove 'em in the back like that.
1 : 19.17 {lHBF} - Rubber Arm signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 19.21 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to Pamcake1.
1 : 19.25 {rW} - He looks for BFew.
1 : 19.3 {rW} - BFew is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 19.34 {rW} - BFew with some space now.
1 : 19.38 {C} - An underground handpass to Giant YoYo.
1 : 19.42 {rHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of BigChippa52.
1 : 19.46 {rHFF} - U2tigers reads the kick best and marks well in front of BigChippa52.
1 : 19.5 {lHBF} - U2tigers looks downfield.
1 : 19.54 {lHBF} - Then he gives it straight away.
1 : 19.58 {rHFF} - Taking the ball is BigChippa52.
1 : 20.02 {rHFF} - Goes the torp..
1 : 20.07 {rHFF} - BigChippa52 kicks it lace out to a lovely lady sitting behind the goals.
Ophidian Old Boys : 3.4.22
West Coast Wonders : 3.0.18
1 : 20.11 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
1 : 20.19 {lW} - Mrs Turbo assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 20.23 {CHF} - Boots the ball toward Robertio.
1 : 20.27 {CHF} - AnUltimateRessie gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 20.31 {CHB} - AnUltimateRessie hits the ground running.
1 : 20.36 {CHB} - Almost a throw to Pamcake1.
1 : 20.4 {lW} - A kick in the general direction of Cubs2Lions.
1 : 20.44 {lW} - Pugsley must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 20.48 {lW} - Who wants it? Mrs Turbo does. Great stuff.
1 : 20.54 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.58 {lW} - Handpass to space. Over The Post runs onto it.
1 : 21.02 {rHFF} - He kicks towards gab213 and Rubber Arm.
1 : 21.07 {rHFF} - gab213 takes an impressive grab.
1 : 21.1 {rHFF} - gab213 sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 21.15 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 21.19 {lHFF} - Great tackle by SSwans2011.
1 : 21.23 {rHBF} - So SSwans2011 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 21.27 {CHB} - Gets a handpass away to AnUltimateRessie.
1 : 21.31 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards Rubber Arm.
1 : 21.36 {lHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 21.39 {lHBF} - Who wants it? Rubber Arm does. Great stuff.
1 : 21.43 {lHBF} - ClarkeM runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 21.47 {rHBF} - A quick handpass to SSwans2011.
1 : 21.52 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 21.56 {rW} - Another bounce taken by SSwans2011.
1 : 22 {lW} - Finds Cubs2Lions with a handball.
1 : 22.04 {lW} - Quick hands to ClarkeM under pressure.
1 : 22.08 {CHF} - A flat punt.
1 : 22.12 {CHF} - akkaps sits on the head of Tigerturbulance! Great mark.
1 : 22.16 {CHF} - With the ball is akkaps.
1 : 22.21 {FF} - He spots an option and kicks to HARPSichord.
1 : 22.25 {FF} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden is in the way and will mark.
1 : 22.29 {lBP} - The ball is now with JuddgementDay.
1 : 22.33 {lBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 22.37 {lBP} - An underground handpass to Braklet.
1 : 22.42 {rHBF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 22.45 {rHBF} - BallaratBulldog will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 22.49 {rHBF} - Wickzki streaming down the ground.
1 : 22.53 {rHBF} - Wickzki has a bounce.
1 : 23 {rW} - He has another one.
1 : 23.04 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Pugsley.
1 : 23.08 {rW} - In danger.
1 : 23.12 {lW} - Cubs2Lions takes off.
1 : 23.16 {lW} - Cubs2Lions has a bounce.
1 : 23.21 {CHF} - That kick makes it hard for akkaps.
1 : 23.25 {CHF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 23.28 {CHF} - akkaps takes them on.
1 : 23.32 {CHF} - Draws a man and then with hands to dogs105.
1 : 23.37 {CHF} - Over The Post made that tackle look worse than it was - free kick.
1 : 23.41 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance takes off.
1 : 23.45 {lW} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Mrs Turbo.
1 : 23.49 {lW} - Howzat? Great mark to Mrs Turbo at full stretch to his left.
1 : 23.53 {lW} - Mrs Turbo has possession.
1 : 23.57 {lW} - Mrs Turbo has time to take a bounce.
1 : 24.01 {rHFF} - A flat punt.
1 : 24.06 {rHFF} - gab213 marks uncontested.
1 : 24.1 {rHFF} - gab213 slowing down the play.
1 : 24.14 {rHFF} - Over The Post runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 24.18 {rHFF} - Braklet on the end of this.
1 : 24.22 {FF} - Handpass over the shoulder to BRAB.
1 : 24.27 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
1 : 24.3 {FF} - Run through by DenieD for a minor score.
Ophidian Old Boys : 3.5.23
West Coast Wonders : 3.0.18
1 : 24.38 {FB} - jezzajay has possession.
1 : 24.43 {FB} - A poor handpass but Pamcake1 is up to the challenge.
1 : 24.47 {FB} - Gives the ball to DenieD.
1 : 24.51 {FB} - DenieD sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 24.55 {FB} - A long looping handpass to ClarkeM.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Ophidian Old Boys : 3.5.23
West Coast Wonders : 3.0.18
=====================================

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

So I match up against BigChippa52 on the Qooty field, to turn around and face him in the Wrestling Ring later on today.

I reckon I may warm up and hit him with a steel chair in this Qooty match.

take a seat on that steel chair.... you are heading to the bench.

 

[serial_thrilla]

2 : 25 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 25 {C} - thewizardmelon gets one hand to it.
2 : .1 {C} - A bit of space for thewizardmelon to utilise.
2 : .14 {CHF} - He takes another.
2 : .18 {CHF} - thewizardmelon touches the ball to the ground.
2 : .22 {FF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
2 : .26 {FF} - DenieD claims the mark but its play on.
2 : .3 {FB} - DenieD tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : .34 {rHBF} - That's a real up and under.
2 : .38 {rHBF} - Spoilt by Irish BlueBagger.
2 : .43 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 weaves through the congestion.
2 : .47 {CHB} - No-look handpass to AnUltimateRessie.
2 : .51 {lW} - A kick in the general direction of Cubs2Lions.
2 : .55 {lW} - Too strong Cubs2Lions.
2 : .59 {lW} - Now Cubs2Lions has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 1.03 {C} - He involves Giant YoYo in the play.
2 : 1.07 {C} - Dingster sews Giant YoYo up like a morgue worker. Great tackle.
2 : 1.12 {lW} - Mrs Turbo looking for a lead.
2 : 1.16 {lW} - I think he's legged his opponent though.
2 : 1.2 {rW} - So BFew ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 1.23 {lW} - Handballs over the top to Cubs2Lions.
2 : 1.28 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to ClarkeM.
2 : 1.32 {lW} - He involves Pamcake1 in the play.
2 : 1.36 {C} - He tries to find Giant YoYo with a chip pass.
2 : 1.4 {C} - Giant YoYo appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 1.45 {C} - Giant YoYo has possession.
2 : 1.49 {CHF} - Almost a throw to dogs105.
2 : 1.52 {FF} - Huge handpass to Pamcake1. As good as a kick.
2 : 1.57 {FF} - Pamcake1 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 2.01 {FF} - HARPSichord disposed of the ball illegally - and he'll lose it.
2 : 2.07 {FB} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden takes off.
2 : 2.11 {FB} - HARPSichord might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Harvey Manfrenjensenden. Play on is the call.
2 : 2.15 {rFP} - Roonescape sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 2.19 - <<< myblueroan is coming on to replace JuddgementDay >>>
2 : 2.28 {rFP} - Roonescape has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 2.32 - <<< JT_the_Man is coming on to replace ClarkeM >>>
2 : 2.4 {rFP} - Roonescape looking for a lead.
2 : 2.44 {rFP} - He has a bounce.
2 : 2.48 {FF} - HARPSichord runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 2.52 {FF} - HARPSichord eye's the goals and has a shot.
2 : 2.57 {FF} - It just scrapes in for a point.
Ophidian Old Boys : 3.5.23
West Coast Wonders : 3.1.19
2 : 3.05 {FB} - The ball is now with Harvey Manfrenjensenden.
2 : 3.09 {FB} - A slick handpass goes to Braklet.
2 : 3.13 {FB} - Quick hands to Harvey Manfrenjensenden under pressure.
2 : 3.17 {FB} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden got into the back of HARPSichord.
2 : 3.21 {FF} - HARPSichord wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 3.25 {FF} - HARPSichord let's fly toward goal.
2 : 3.3 {FF} - It could be a goal. It is a goal.
Ophidian Old Boys : 3.5.23
West Coast Wonders : 4.1.25
2 : 3.34 {C} - Easy tapout for dogs105.
2 : 3.42 {rW} - Quality gather by BFew.
2 : 3.46 {CHF} - Long raking kick in the direction of akkaps.
2 : 3.5 {CHF} - akkaps and Tigerturbulance both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 3.54 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 3.58 {rW} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Pugsley.
2 : 4.03 {rW} - Pugsley can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
2 : 4.07 {lW} - Now Cubs2Lions has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 4.13 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily Giant YoYo was well placed to clean up.
2 : 4.17 {C} - Giant YoYo bounces the ball.
2 : 4.21 {CHF} - Another bounce taken by Giant YoYo.
2 : 4.25 {rHFF} - He kicks sideways towards BigChippa52.
2 : 4.29 {rHFF} - BigChippa52!!! U2tigers is going to be feeling that one for a while.
2 : 4.33 {rHFF} - BigChippa52 has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 4.37 {rHFF} - Great tackle by U2tigers.
2 : 4.41 {lHBF} - U2tigers signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 4.46 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Over The Post under pressure.
2 : 4.5 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to U2tigers.
2 : 4.54 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Braklet.
2 : 4.58 {C} - Flicks it to Dingster.
2 : 5.02 {lHFF} - He kicks towards Irish BlueBagger and SSwans2011.
2 : 5.06 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger misjudges it and it's an easy mark to SSwans2011.
2 : 5.1 {CHB} - The ball is now with AnUltimateRessie.
2 : 5.15 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to SSwans2011.
2 : 5.19 {C} - Kicks in the direction of Giant YoYo.
2 : 5.23 {C} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Dingster.
2 : 5.27 {C} - So Dingster ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 5.31 {C} - Dingster nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 5.35 {C} - A slick handpass goes to Over The Post.
2 : 5.39 {C} - A quick handpass to Braklet.
2 : 5.43 {rHFF} - He rewards the gab213 lead.
2 : 5.48 {rHFF} - Rubber Arm was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
2 : 5.52 {lHBF} - The ball is now with Rubber Arm.
2 : 5.56 {rW} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to BFew.
2 : 6 {rW} - A mark to BFew.
2 : 6.04 {rW} - BFew sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 6.08 {rW} - He handpasses to Pamcake1.
2 : 6.12 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 6.18 {lHBF} - A short kick to Rubber Arm.
2 : 6.22 {lHBF} - Rubber Arm can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
2 : 6.26 {lHBF} - Rubber Arm looks downfield.
2 : 6.31 - <<< JuddgementDay is coming on to replace Dingster >>>
2 : 6.39 {lHBF} - The ball is now with Rubber Arm.
2 : 6.43 {lHBF} - Rubber Arm bounces the ball.
2 : 6.47 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to JT_the_Man.
2 : 6.51 {lHBF} - Ohhr you can't shove 'em in the back like that.
2 : 6.55 {rHFF} - gab213 has it.
2 : 7 {rHFF} - Someone call an ambulance for gab213. Rubber Arm lined him up and did the job well.
2 : 7.04 {CHB} - The bounce favours AnUltimateRessie and he is off and running.
2 : 7.08 {rHBF} - Handpasses to SSwans2011.
2 : 7.12 {lHBF} - Rubber Arm receives his handpass.
2 : 7.16 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to Pamcake1.
2 : 7.2 {lW} - Long handpass to the running dogs105.
2 : 7.24 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Rubber Arm was well placed to clean up.
2 : 7.28 {CHB} - He elects to use AnUltimateRessie and kicks in that direction.
2 : 7.33 {CHB} - AnUltimateRessie spills the mark.
2 : 7.37 {CHB} - Who wants it? AnUltimateRessie does. Great stuff.
2 : 7.41 {rW} - A bit of a miskick.
2 : 7.45 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 7.49 {lW} - Mrs Turbo picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 7.53 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 7.57 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
2 : 8.01 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 8.06 {rHFF} - gab213 with some space now.
2 : 8.1 {FF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of BRAB.
2 : 8.14 {FF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by DenieD.
2 : 8.18 {FB} - Taking the ball is DenieD.
2 : 8.24 {rHBF} - He spots an option and kicks to SSwans2011.
2 : 8.28 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Irish BlueBagger.
2 : 8.33 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger through heavy traffic.
2 : 8.37 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger has time to take a bounce.
2 : 8.4 {lHFF} - Over The Post receives his handpass.
2 : 8.45 {lHFF} - Over The Post is crunched in a tackle by dogs105.
2 : 8.49 {lHBF} - With the ball is Rubber Arm.
2 : 8.53 {rHBF} - He tries to find SSwans2011 with a chip pass.
2 : 8.57 {rHBF} - But Irish BlueBagger is better positioned and marks safely.
2 : 9.01 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger with the ball now.
2 : 9.06 {FF} - A long pass towards BRAB.
2 : 9.09 {FF} - BRAB is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 9.13 {FF} - BRAB takes off.
2 : 9.18 {FF} - A chance now for BRAB who kicks at goal.
2 : 9.22 {FF} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football.
Ophidian Old Boys : 4.5.29
West Coast Wonders : 4.1.25

 

[serial_thrilla]

2 : 9.26 {C} - JT_the_Man had that ruck contest all to themself.
2 : 9.34 {lW} - A bit of space for Mrs Turbo to utilise.
2 : 9.38 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 9.42 {C} - JuddgementDay gets too far under the ball.
2 : 9.46 {C} - JuddgementDay threads his way through traffic.
2 : 9.51 {rHFF} - gab213 trying to offer a lead.
2 : 9.55 {rHFF} - gab213 has surprised even himself by taking the mark.
2 : 9.59 {rHFF} - gab213 looks downfield.
2 : 10.03 - <<< Ressies SwampPig is coming on to replace jezzajay >>>
2 : 10.11 {rHFF} - Now gab213 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 10.15 {FF} - Thumps the ball forward.
2 : 10.19 {FF} - Over the head of BRAB.
2 : 10.23 {lBP} - Ressies SwampPig wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 10.3 {lBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 10.34 {lBP} - Pamcake1 receives his handpass.
2 : 10.38 {lBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 10.42 {lBP} - dogs105 runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 10.46 {lBP} - Watch out! Oh! Over The Post has laid dogs105 out flat.
2 : 10.51 {rFP} - Elton Johns Wig sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 10.55 {rFP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 10.58 {rFP} - Heavy clash between Ressies SwampPig and Elton Johns Wig. Ressies SwampPig comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
2 : 11.03 {FB} - DenieD sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 11.07 {FB} - Huge handpass to dogs105. As good as a kick.
2 : 11.11 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 takes off on a lead.
2 : 11.15 {rHBF} - I can't believe SSwans2011 held on to that. What a mark.
2 : 11.19 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 11.23 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to JT_the_Man.
2 : 11.27 {lW} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
2 : 11.31 {lW} - Howzat? Great mark to Cubs2Lions at full stretch to his left.
2 : 11.36 {lW} - Cubs2Lions looking for a lead.
2 : 11.4 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 11.44 {lW} - Handballs to JT_the_Man.
2 : 11.48 {C} - He transfers play using Giant YoYo.
2 : 11.52 {C} - Giant YoYo spills the mark.
2 : 11.56 {C} - Giant YoYo scoops up the ball.
2 : 12 {rHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of BigChippa52 and U2tigers.
2 : 12.04 {rHFF} - U2tigers will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 12.08 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 12.13 {CHB} - Handpass to space. Braklet runs onto it.
2 : 12.17 {rW} - He tries to find Pugsley with a chip pass.
2 : 12.21 {rW} - Pugsley holds off Cubs2Lions with one hand and takes the mark with the other.
2 : 12.25 {rW} - The ball is now with Pugsley.
2 : 12.3 {rW} - Big ... big kick by Pugsley.
2 : 12.36 {rW} - What a goal.
Ophidian Old Boys : 5.5.35
West Coast Wonders : 4.1.25
2 : 12.4 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from thewizardmelon.
2 : 12.48 {lW} - Now Cubs2Lions has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 12.52 {CHF} - Kicks in the direction of akkaps.
2 : 12.56 {CHF} - Tigerturbulance did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 13 {CHF} - akkaps with some space now.
2 : 13.04 {CHF} - Huge handpass to dogs105. As good as a kick.
2 : 13.08 {CHF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.
2 : 13.13 {CHF} - What a statement by dogs105.
Ophidian Old Boys : 5.5.35
West Coast Wonders : 5.1.31
2 : 13.17 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
2 : 13.25 {lW} - Cubs2Lions weaves through the congestion.
2 : 13.29 - <<< jezzajay is coming on to replace NinjaSwan >>>
2 : 13.37 {lW} - Cubs2Lions does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 13.41 {rW} - Passes to BFew by hand.
2 : 13.46 {rW} - There's been a push-out and BFew will lose the ball.
2 : 13.5 {lW} - Mrs Turbo slowing down the play.
2 : 13.53 {lW} - Now has it got the carry?.
2 : 13.58 {lW} - He's put it through.
Ophidian Old Boys : 6.5.41
West Coast Wonders : 5.1.31
2 : 14.02 {C} - thewizardmelon waits and wins the hitout.
2 : 14.1 {rW} - Taking the ball is Pugsley.
2 : 14.15 {C} - A long looping handpass to JuddgementDay.
2 : 14.19 {C} - JuddgementDay blazes away at goal.
2 : 14.22 {C} - JuddgementDay adds a behind to his team's tally.
Ophidian Old Boys : 6.6.42
West Coast Wonders : 5.1.31
2 : 14.31 {FB} - Now Ressies SwampPig has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 14.37 {FB} - Handballs to JT_the_Man.
2 : 14.41 {lHBF} - Sees Rubber Arm ahead and sends it his way.
2 : 14.45 {lHBF} - Rubber Arm and gab213 both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 14.49 {CHF} - Robertio has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 14.53 {rFP} - That's a real up and under.
2 : 14.58 {rFP} - Elton Johns Wig slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Ressies SwampPig.
2 : 15.02 {lBP} - Ressies SwampPig has it.
2 : 15.06 {rBP} - A lookaway handpass to jezzajay.
2 : 15.1 {lBP} - Hands it off to Ressies SwampPig.
2 : 15.14 {lBP} - Finds Pamcake1 with a handball.
2 : 15.18 {lHBF} - Fires out the handpass to JT_the_Man.
2 : 15.22 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 15.26 {lHBF} - Rubber Arm held on too long.
2 : 15.31 {rHFF} - gab213 looks downfield.
2 : 15.35 {rHFF} - Now has it got the carry?.
2 : 15.38 {rHFF} - That takes gab213's goal tally to 1.
Ophidian Old Boys : 7.6.48
West Coast Wonders : 5.1.31

 

[ClarkeM]

2 : 2.32 - <<< JT_the_Man is coming on to replace ClarkeM >>>

**** this game. Hope we lose.