Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Las Vegas Bears v Baghdad Bombers at FNB Stadium, Johannesburg South Africa

[VainGlorious]

Fine. But I won't enjoy it

Title of your sextape

Time to turn it on!

Title of your sextape

 

[VainGlorious]

I remember going to a Rodney Rude show in Thomastown way way back. My Greek mate was going out with a heap of relatives , and because if you invited enough people you got a decent discount , he asked me to go.

Rodney opened with, "Hey everyone we have a lot of entertainment tonight, Girls , we have male strippers, who likes male strippers". A roar goes up from the females in the audience.
"Who likes men with hairy chests he shouts out ". Another big roar from the females in the audience.
"Who likes men with hairy backs"? Deathly silence.
Looks towards the back of the stage " Tell the greek guy to **** off ".

Looked around at the group of people i was with and pissed myself.

I used to be mates with a Greek fella back in the day. He was a mortician.

He was odd at times, but that just added to his alluring personality.

I found out years later that he was a raging necrophiliac.

His name was Nick Farkadikarkas.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Those feet belong to the Turbo household.

Mrs Turbo do you make him wear socks???

 

[Grav]

Game Day!!

The day where some of you strap on your game gear & give it your best shot.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Nuts have been a hot topic this week Robertio

I’m sure you would of had yours out too had you the chance…

 

[Robertio]

Nuts have been a hot topic this week Robertio

I’m sure you would of had yours out too had you the chance…

You might be right

 

[Bovo]

You might be right

Do you ever put them away?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Do you ever put them away?

Oh, he puts them away.

 

[Kilroy]

We're growing something beautiful.

kickthething

Any suggestions?

 

[Kilroy]

PaPaPete



Been sipping on some of this since Halloween ….


Thoughts?

 

[Bovo]

the number of people who think they are Superman just because they secretly wear their underwear on the outside is alarming.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Yum yum yum

 

[DemurePrincess]

What time is the game today?
Please and thank you

 

[MWPP]

I have the pleasure of posting this one tomorrow - I'm just not sure what time, but it'll probably be around 5pm AEDST. Good luck to both teams.

DemurePrincess it's looking like it'll be around 5pm AEDT. Bring it on

 

[DemurePrincess]

DemurePrincess it's looking like it'll be around 5pm AEDT. Bring it on

Thanks babes. Tots missed that yesterday

 

[Test Tickle]

Thanks babes. Tots missed that yesterday

get with the program!

 

[DemurePrincess]

get with the program!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hey MWPP dont forget to tie up your qooty boots mate!

Would hate for you to trip and fall!



Whoops! Too late! Looks like you’re using your face an an eraser

 

[Kilroy]

get with the program!

You mean the Tickle Test?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Soooooo tony is the todayyyyy the dayyyyy…..

Will Tandy come out and show us how handy he his is with the qooty ball or were you just fondling Test Tickle saggys again and dreaming!!!

Asking for ME

 

[DemurePrincess]

You mean the Tickle Test?

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Touch my feet…

 

[SSSSSS]

Time to show everyone why they call me the Johnny Sins of Qooty.

Unparalleled versatility. Wing. Ruck. Astronaut. Pizza Delivery boy. Doctor.

 

[Bovo]

Time to show everyone why they call me the Johnny Sins of Qooty.

Unparalleled versatility. Wing. Ruck. Astronaut. Pizza Delivery boy. Doctor.

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They call me the fat lazy slob of qooty, which I think sums me up in a way that would make my mum proud

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

grapes

 

[Bovo]

grapes

I’m drinking them right now in a barreled and fermented way