Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Las Vegas Bears v Baghdad Bombers at FNB Stadium, Johannesburg South Africa

[Kilroy]

 

[Test Tickle]

Having some technical issues - not sure why.

 

[Kilroy]

Made in South Africa

 

[Jabba73]

Having some technical issues - not sure why.

 

[RonnieRaven]

 

[serial_thrilla]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... LVB v BOM

                       BOM
kane249                     JoshWoodenSpoon          Test Tickle
QueenSare                   Grav                     iDon

RookiePick                  Electronic_Renaissance   tony
CursingFijian               BLUEALLTHRU              PaPaPete

RonnieRaven                 Chipmunk                 Matera92
mcgrath_truther             Bovo                     Lunar

Senor M                     JoseMourinho             Shadow Man
kickthething                norway blue              PluggaBlanche

MWPP                        Art Vandelay_            MKMatty
SaintsSeptember             Jabba73                  Kilroy
                            LVB

LVB Foll : SSSSSS, Millky95, Tandy
BOM Foll : MayTheNorthBeWithU, snozulu, DemurePrincess

LVB INT : I Dont Care, Tommycash
BOM INT : VainGlorious, KohPhi

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Las Vegas Bears: <none>
Baghdad Bombers: <none>

[Round 15], Conditions for this match - FINE

 

[RonnieRaven]

 

[DemurePrincess]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... LVB v BOM

                       BOM
kane249                     JoshWoodenSpoon          Test Tickle
QueenSare                   Grav                     iDon

RookiePick                  Electronic_Renaissance   tony
CursingFijian               BLUEALLTHRU              PaPaPete

RonnieRaven                 Chipmunk                 Matera92
mcgrath_truther             Bovo                     Lunar

Senor M                     JoseMourinho             Shadow Man
kickthething                norway blue              PluggaBlanche

MWPP                        Art Vandelay_            MKMatty
SaintsSeptember             Jabba73                  Kilroy
                            LVB

LVB Foll : SSSSSS, Millky95, Tandy
BOM Foll : MayTheNorthBeWithU, snozulu, DemurePrincess

LVB INT : I Dont Care, Tommycash
BOM INT : VainGlorious, KohPhi

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Las Vegas Bears: <none>
Baghdad Bombers: <none>

[Round 15], Conditions for this match - FINE

Oh noooooooo

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hi serial_thrilla yoy are aware of the button right??? Don’t **** it up!!!

 

[Test Tickle]

Hi serial_thrilla yoy are aware of the button right??? Don’t **** it up!!!

nice button

 

[Jabba73]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... LVB v BOM

                       BOM
kane249                     JoshWoodenSpoon          Test Tickle
QueenSare                   Grav                     iDon

RookiePick                  Electronic_Renaissance   tony
CursingFijian               BLUEALLTHRU              PaPaPete

RonnieRaven                 Chipmunk                 Matera92
mcgrath_truther             Bovo                     Lunar

Senor M                     JoseMourinho             Shadow Man
kickthething                norway blue              PluggaBlanche

MWPP                        Art Vandelay_            MKMatty
SaintsSeptember             Jabba73                  Kilroy
                            LVB

LVB Foll : SSSSSS, Millky95, Tandy
BOM Foll : MayTheNorthBeWithU, snozulu, DemurePrincess

LVB INT : I Dont Care, Tommycash
BOM INT : VainGlorious, KohPhi

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Las Vegas Bears: <none>
Baghdad Bombers: <none>

[Round 15], Conditions for this match - FINE

 

[DemurePrincess]

nice button

Focus

 

[serial_thrilla]

Today we are going to witness one of the most anticipated matches in the history of professional qootball in Sweet.

For a grand total of four premiership points in Season 38.

Are you ready? Qooty fans, are you rrrrrrrrrready?

For the thousands in attendance. For the millions watching around the world. From the "home" ground of the Las Vegas Bears, FNB Stadium in Johannesburg. Let's get to ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbbbleeee!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I am ready to rumble
are we rumbling now?

 

[serial_thrilla]

1 : 0 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU palms the ball down.
1 : .07 {lW} - Now Matera92 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : .1 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : .13 {rW} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to mcgrath_truther.
1 : .18 {lW} - mcgrath_truther with some space now.
1 : .2 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards Lunar.
1 : .24 {rW} - Matera92 rises over the pack majestically.
1 : .28 {lW} - Matera92 assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : .3 {rHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : .34 {rHFF} - Senor M spills the mark.
1 : .38 {lHBF} - kickthething wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : .4 {lHBF} - Dodgy handpass - and he's penalised.
1 : .45 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Shadow Man.
1 : .49 {CHF} - A slick handpass goes to JoseMourinho.
1 : .51 {CHF} - Now has it got the carry?.
1 : .55 {CHF} - It's going to result in a goal. Goal to JoseMourinho.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
Baghdad Bombers : 0.0.0
1 : .57 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 1.51 {rW} - RonnieRaven has possession.
1 : 1.51 {C} - A quick handpass to Chipmunk.
1 : 1.51 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Matera92.
1 : 1.51 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards RonnieRaven.
1 : 1.51 {rW} - Ohhh. RonnieRaven runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
1 : 1.51 {rW} - With the ball is RonnieRaven.
1 : 1.51 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily Matera92 was well placed to clean up.
1 : 1.51 {lW} - Matera92 got into the back of Lunar.
1 : 1.51 {rW} - Now Lunar has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.51 {rW} - Handballs over the top to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 1.51 {rW} - Quick hands to Lunar under pressure.
1 : 1.51 {rW} - Finds snozulu with a handball.
1 : 1.51 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 1.51 {CHF} - Searching pass in the direction of BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 1.52 {CHF} - Great hands from BLUEALLTHRU taking the mark.
1 : 1.57 {CHF} - The ball is now with BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 1.59 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 2.03 {CHF} - Electronic_Renaissance might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on BLUEALLTHRU. Play on is the call.
1 : 2.05 {lHBF} - tony slowing down the play.
1 : 2.09 - <<< I Dont Care is coming on to replace Senor M >>>
1 : 2.15 {lHBF} - tony takes off.
1 : 2.19 {rBP} - Handpass to space. kane249 runs onto it.
1 : 2.24 {FB} - He gets a handpass to JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 2.25 {lHBF} - Searching pass in the direction of tony.
1 : 2.3 {lHBF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 2.34 {lHBF} - tony with the ball now.
1 : 2.35 {C} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Chipmunk.
1 : 2.4 {C} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 2.44 {C} - Chipmunk assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 2.46 {C} - It might carry.
1 : 2.5 {C} - Chipmunk adds a minor score to his team's total.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.1.7
Baghdad Bombers : 0.0.0
1 : 2.57 {FB} - So Jabba73 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 3.01 {rHBF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 3.02 {rHBF} - Shadow Man gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 3.07 {rHBF} - PluggaBlanche scoops up the ball.
1 : 3.11 {CHB} - He elects to use norway blue and kicks in that direction.
1 : 3.13 {CHB} - A very good mark to norway blue.
1 : 3.17 {CHB} - Nobody's checking norway blue.
1 : 3.21 {rW} - Lunar takes off on a lead.
1 : 3.23 {rW} - No mark taken as Lunar and Matera92 wrestle for position.
1 : 3.27 {lW} - Matera92 slowing down the play.
1 : 3.31 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to Tandy.
1 : 3.34 {lW} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.
1 : 3.38 {lW} - And Tandy scores a behind.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.2.8
Baghdad Bombers : 0.0.0
1 : 3.44 {FB} - With the ball is Kilroy.
1 : 3.48 {rBP} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 3.5 {rBP} - But the kick goes straight to MKMatty.
1 : 3.54 {lFP} - MKMatty slowing down the play.
1 : 3.58 {lFP} - MKMatty opens up the goalface.
1 : 4 {lFP} - What a statement by MKMatty.
Las Vegas Bears : 2.2.14
Baghdad Bombers : 0.0.0
1 : 4.04 {C} - Big tap from SSSSSS.
1 : 4.1 {lW} - Matera92 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 4.15 {rHFF} - I Dont Care takes off on a lead.
1 : 4.19 {rHFF} - But kickthething is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 4.21 {lHBF} - kickthething has a paddock.
1 : 4.25 {CHB} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 4.29 {CHB} - Poor effort JoseMourinho. norway blue takes the mark.
1 : 4.31 {CHB} - norway blue wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 4.35 {CHB} - Quick hands to DemurePrincess.
1 : 4.37 {rW} - He just bombs away in the direction of Lunar and Matera92.
1 : 4.41 {rW} - The ball spills free.
1 : 4.46 {rW} - Lunar breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 4.48 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to mcgrath_truther.
1 : 4.52 {rW} - Spears a kick towards Lunar.
1 : 4.56 {rW} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 4.58 {lW} - Matera92 with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 5.02 {lW} - Matera92 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 5.06 {lHFF} - Matera92 touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 5.09 {lHFF} - Boot to ball from Matera92 under pressure.
1 : 5.12 {lHFF} - Fantastic goal from Matera92.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.2.20
Baghdad Bombers : 0.0.0
1 : 5.16 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 5.23 {lW} - snozulu with all the time in the world.
1 : 5.26 {lW} - He gets a handpass to mcgrath_truther.
1 : 5.29 {lW} - mcgrath_truther sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 5.33 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 5.37 {lW} - snozulu nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 5.39 {lW} - snozulu sees an open goal.
1 : 5.43 {lW} - snozulu's kick is close. A goal!.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.2.20
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6
1 : 5.45 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
1 : 5.54 {C} - Chipmunk does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 5.55 {rW} - Finds RonnieRaven with a handball.
1 : 6 {rW} - RonnieRaven has a bounce.
1 : 6.04 {lW} - He transfers play using Matera92.
1 : 6.06 {lW} - Matera92 takes an impressive grab.
1 : 6.1 {lW} - Matera92 slowing down the play.
1 : 6.15 {lW} - Matera92 bounces the ball.
1 : 6.16 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards RonnieRaven.
1 : 6.2 {rW} - RonnieRaven wrestles with mcgrath_truther - and wins. Good mark.
1 : 6.25 {rW} - RonnieRaven with the ball now.
1 : 6.26 {CHF} - He rewards the JoseMourinho lead.
1 : 6.31 {CHF} - norway blue upset the marking attempt by JoseMourinho.
1 : 6.33 {CHF} - JoseMourinho threads his way through traffic.
1 : 6.37 {FF} - Kicks to a contest - Art Vandelay_ looks to get to thre front.
1 : 6.41 {FF} - Jabba73 rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 6.43 {FB} - Jabba73 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.47 {FB} - Jabba73 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 6.51 {CHB} - He has another one.
1 : 6.54 {lHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to kickthething.
1 : 6.58 {lHBF} - kickthething nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 7.01 {C} - He looks for Bovo.
1 : 7.04 {C} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 7.08 {C} - Now Chipmunk has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 7.12 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 7.14 {rW} - RonnieRaven takes the mark on the second attempt.
1 : 7.18 {rW} - RonnieRaven wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 7.22 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards Matera92.
1 : 7.24 {lW} - Matera92 is outmarked by Lunar.
1 : 7.28 {rW} - Lunar looking for a lead.
1 : 7.3 {CHF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 7.34 {CHF} - Electronic_Renaissance upset the marking attempt by BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 7.39 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance slowing down the play.
1 : 7.41 {CHB} - Long handpass to the running Tandy.
1 : 7.45 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to tony.
1 : 7.49 {rHBF} - He involves RookiePick in the play.
1 : 7.51 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to Millky95.
1 : 7.55 {C} - A kick towards Chipmunk territory.
1 : 8 {C} - Bovo drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 8.01 {lW} - mcgrath_truther signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 8.06 {CHF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 8.1 {CHF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 8.11 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU with a little space.
1 : 8.16 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to snozulu.
1 : 8.18 {CHF} - snozulu is crunched in a tackle by Millky95.
1 : 8.22 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance with some space now.
1 : 8.26 {CHB} - Huge handpass to SSSSSS. As good as a kick.
1 : 8.28 {lW} - Matera92 calls for it.
1 : 8.32 {lW} - Over the back of the pack comes Matera92 and plucks it out.
1 : 8.36 {lW} - Matera92 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 8.38 {CHF} - A spearing pass towards JoseMourinho.
1 : 8.43 {CHF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 8.47 {CHF} - JoseMourinho wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 8.49 {lHFF} - Shadow Man screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 8.53 {lHFF} - Shadow Man appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 8.57 {lHFF} - Shadow Man with some space now.
1 : 8.59 {lHFF} - Finds Tandy with a handball.
1 : 9.03 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to SSSSSS.
1 : 9.07 {rHFF} - He tries to find I Dont Care with a chip pass.
1 : 9.09 {rHFF} - Top mark kickthething.
1 : 9.13 {CHB} - norway blue hits the ground running.
1 : 9.16 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 9.2 {C} - A long looping handpass to Bovo.
1 : 9.23 {C} - Bovo dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 9.26 {rHFF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 9.3 {rHFF} - Brilliant mark by PaPaPete!.
1 : 9.34 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking PaPaPete.
1 : 9.36 {lHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards CursingFijian.
1 : 9.4 {lHFF} - RookiePick gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 9.45 {rHBF} - RookiePick looks downfield.
1 : 9.46 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 9.51 {lHBF} - PaPaPete will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 9.55 {rHFF} - The ball is now with PaPaPete.
1 : 9.56 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 10.01 {rFP} - He gets a handpass to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 10.05 {rFP} - MayTheNorthBeWithU opens up the goalface.
1 : 10.07 {rFP} - Will it come around? No.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.2.20
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7
1 : 10.13 {FB} - Now JoshWoodenSpoon has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.18 - <<< Senor M is coming on to replace Test Tickle >>>
1 : 10.23 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon has it.
1 : 10.28 {lHBF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 10.32 {lHBF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to PaPaPete.
1 : 10.34 {lHFF} - CursingFijian sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 10.38 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to DemurePrincess.
1 : 10.42 {rFP} - A long pass towards iDon.
1 : 10.44 {rFP} - iDon spills the mark.
1 : 10.48 {lBP} - Senor M looks downfield.
1 : 10.52 - <<< Tommycash is coming on to replace MWPP >>>
1 : 10.58 {lBP} - The ball is now with Senor M.
1 : 11.03 {FB} - Handpasses to JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 11.05 {lBP} - He transfers play using Senor M.
1 : 11.08 {lBP} - Senor M outbodies iDon and takes an easy mark in the end.
1 : 11.11 {lBP} - Senor M takes off.
1 : 11.15 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to tony.
1 : 11.19 {lHBF} - PaPaPete sews tony up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 11.21 {rHFF} - PaPaPete has possession.
1 : 11.25 {lHFF} - Handballs over the top to CursingFijian.
1 : 11.3 {lHFF} - Someone call an ambulance for CursingFijian. RookiePick lined him up and did the job well.
1 : 11.31 {rHBF} - RookiePick assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 11.36 {CHB} - Handballs to Electronic_Renaissance.
1 : 11.4 {CHB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 11.41 {CHB} - Quick hands to SSSSSS under pressure.
1 : 11.46 {lW} - A measured kick to Matera92.
1 : 11.5 {lW} - The ball spills free.
1 : 11.52 {lW} - Matera92 with a little space.
1 : 11.56 {CHF} - He tries to find JoseMourinho with a chip pass.
1 : 11.58 {CHF} - Horrific choice of kick and norway blue will mark unopposed.
1 : 12.03 {CHB} - Not enough pressure on norway blue.
1 : 12.07 {rW} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 12.08 {rW} - Matera92 reads the play better and marks.
1 : 12.13 {lW} - Its hard and tough but Matera92 wins possession.
1 : 12.17 {rW} - He handpasses to RonnieRaven.
1 : 12.19 {rW} - He gets a handpass to Millky95.
1 : 12.23 {CHF} - JoseMourinho calls for it.
1 : 12.27 {CHF} - Ohhh JoseMourinho! You beauty! Sensational grab.
1 : 12.3 {CHF} - JoseMourinho has possession.
1 : 12.33 - <<< KohPhi is coming on to replace QueenSare >>>
1 : 12.4 {CHF} - JoseMourinho sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 12.43 {CHF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 12.48 {FF} - JoseMourinho's taken another bounce.
1 : 12.5 {FF} - This should be a goal to JoseMourinho.
1 : 12.54 {FF} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 2 for JoseMourinho.
Las Vegas Bears : 4.2.26
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7

 

[serial_thrilla]

1 : 12.56 {C} - Winning the bounce is SSSSSS.
1 : 13.04 {lW} - Matera92 dances around Lunar.
1 : 13.06 {lW} - There's been a change.
1 : 13.1 - <<< Millky95 is trading places with JoshWoodenSpoon >>>
1 : 13.16 {lW} - Matera92 takes them on.
1 : 13.21 {lW} - Tandy on the end of this.
1 : 13.25 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards RonnieRaven.
1 : 13.27 {rW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 13.31 {rW} - RonnieRaven takes off.
1 : 13.35 - <<< QueenSare is coming on to replace snozulu >>>
1 : 13.41 {rW} - Its hard and tough but RonnieRaven wins possession.
1 : 13.45 {C} - Almost a throw to Chipmunk.
1 : 13.48 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards RonnieRaven.
1 : 13.52 {rW} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to RonnieRaven.
1 : 13.53 {rW} - RonnieRaven looking for a lead.
1 : 13.58 {rW} - RonnieRaven bounces the ball.
1 : 14.02 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to Matera92.
1 : 14.04 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Tandy.
1 : 14.08 {C} - Long handpass to the running Chipmunk.
1 : 14.12 {C} - SSSSSS receives his handpass.
1 : 14.15 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to RonnieRaven.
1 : 14.18 {lW} - Almost a throw to Matera92.
1 : 14.22 {rHFF} - He involves I Dont Care in the play.
1 : 14.25 {CHF} - Sees JoseMourinho out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 14.29 {CHF} - Spoilt by norway blue.
1 : 14.33 {CHF} - JoseMourinho tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 14.35 {rFP} - Boots the ball toward Tommycash.
1 : 14.39 {rFP} - SaintsSeptember takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 14.43 {lBP} - SaintsSeptember has a paddock.
1 : 14.45 {rHBF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 14.49 {rHBF} - Spoilt by Shadow Man.
1 : 14.51 {lHFF} - Shadow Man with some space now.
1 : 14.55 {lHFF} - SSSSSS runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 15 {FF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Art Vandelay_.
1 : 15.02 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ is the target but he's outplayed by Jabba73.
1 : 15.06 {FB} - Jabba73 breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 15.1 {rBP} - He elects to use Kilroy and kicks in that direction.
1 : 15.12 {rBP} - That's a great mark.
1 : 15.16 {rBP} - With the ball is Kilroy.
1 : 15.2 {lBP} - He kicks sideways towards SaintsSeptember.
1 : 15.22 {lBP} - SaintsSeptember makes that kick look better than it was with a solid mark.
1 : 15.26 {lBP} - Nobody's checking SaintsSeptember.
1 : 15.31 {FB} - Handballs to Jabba73.
1 : 15.33 {FB} - A poor handpass but MayTheNorthBeWithU is up to the challenge.
1 : 15.37 {FB} - Handballs over the top to DemurePrincess.
1 : 15.38 {lHBF} - He sends the ball to kickthething.
1 : 15.43 {lHBF} - Spoilt by I Dont Care.
1 : 15.47 {lHBF} - kickthething has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 15.49 {lHBF} - kickthething is chased down by I Dont Care - great effort!.
1 : 15.53 {lHFF} - With the ball is Shadow Man.
1 : 15.57 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ calls for it.
1 : 16 {FF} - No mark taken as Art Vandelay_ and Jabba73 wrestle for position.
1 : 16.04 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 16.08 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Art Vandelay_.
1 : 16.1 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.2.32
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7
1 : 16.14 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from SSSSSS.
1 : 16.2 {C} - Chipmunk does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 16.24 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 16.28 {rHFF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by kickthething.
1 : 16.3 {lHBF} - kickthething scoops up the ball.
1 : 16.34 {lHBF} - There's been a change.
1 : 16.37 - <<< Kilroy is trading places with QueenSare >>>
1 : 16.45 {lHBF} - kickthething breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 16.47 {CHB} - He transfers play using norway blue.
1 : 16.51 {CHB} - norway blue can't mark. JoseMourinho can.
1 : 16.55 {CHF} - JoseMourinho breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 16.57 {CHF} - Handpasses to Tandy.
1 : 17.01 {CHF} - Crackerjack bump by MayTheNorthBeWithU on Tandy.
1 : 17.06 {lHBF} - kickthething does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 17.07 {CHB} - He tries to find norway blue with a chip pass.
1 : 17.12 {CHB} - Big mark by JoseMourinho!.
1 : 17.16 {rHFF} - I Dont Care sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 17.17 {lHFF} - A short kick to Shadow Man.
1 : 17.22 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 17.26 {lHFF} - Shadow Man streaming down the ground.
1 : 17.28 {lHFF} - Not sure what that was for but Shadow Man will have to give up the ball.
1 : 17.32 {rHBF} - PluggaBlanche takes off.
1 : 17.34 {rHBF} - Kilroy on the end of this.
1 : 17.38 {CHB} - An underground handpass to norway blue.
1 : 17.42 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 17.45 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU bombs it into the forward line.
1 : 17.49 {C} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.2.32
Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

 

[MWPP]

tony , contrary to what I said earlier in the thread, can we sell a few more games to FNB Stadium? We seem to be playing with heart that has been missing for much of the season

 

[DemurePrincess]

Today we are going to witness one of the most anticipated matches in the history of professional qootball in Sweet.

For a grand total of four premiership points in Season 38.

Are you ready? Qooty fans, are you rrrrrrrrrready?

For the thousands in attendance. For the millions watching around the world. From the "home" ground of the Las Vegas Bears, FNB Stadium in Johannesburg. Let's get to ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbbbleeee!

**** wrong game!

Okay… girls and I are better attired for wrestling

 

[Test Tickle]

nice start Bears

 

[DemurePrincess]

nice start Bears

False sense of security

 

[serial_thrilla]

1 : 17.53 {C} - SSSSSS wins the tap decisively.
1 : 17.59 {lW} - Matera92 has possession.
1 : 18.03 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to RonnieRaven.
1 : 18.05 {CHF} - Searching pass in the direction of JoseMourinho.
1 : 18.09 {CHF} - JoseMourinho can't take it.
1 : 18.13 {CHB} - Who wants it? norway blue does. Great stuff.
1 : 18.15 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to kickthething.
1 : 18.19 {rW} - He rewards the Lunar lead.
1 : 18.23 {rW} - Lunar runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.
1 : 18.25 {rW} - The ball is now with Lunar.
1 : 18.3 {rW} - Lunar bounces the ball.
1 : 18.32 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Bovo.
1 : 18.36 {C} - Bovo has surprised even himself by taking the mark.
1 : 18.4 {C} - Bovo has possession.
1 : 18.42 {C} - Handpass to space. MayTheNorthBeWithU runs onto it.
1 : 18.46 {rHFF} - He sends the ball to PaPaPete.
1 : 18.51 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of PaPaPete.
1 : 18.52 {rHFF} - PaPaPete picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 18.57 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily BLUEALLTHRU was well placed to clean up.
1 : 19.01 {lFP} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 19.02 {lFP} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of kane249.
1 : 19.07 {lBP} - Senor M hits the ground running.
1 : 19.11 {lBP} - A lookaway handpass to Tandy.
1 : 19.13 {lBP} - Tandy takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 19.17 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to JoshWoodenSpoon. As good as a kick.
1 : 19.19 {C} - That kick makes it hard for Chipmunk.
1 : 19.23 {C} - Bovo drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 19.28 {C} - Its hard and tough but Chipmunk wins possession.
1 : 19.3 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to SSSSSS.
1 : 19.34 {CHF} - SSSSSS sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 19.38 {rFP} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Tommycash to mark.
1 : 19.4 {rFP} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of SaintsSeptember.
1 : 19.44 {lBP} - SaintsSeptember sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 19.48 {FB} - Jabba73 receives his handpass.
1 : 19.5 {FB} - Jabba73 isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Art Vandelay_. He could map the Milky Way.
1 : 19.54 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 19.58 - <<< MWPP is coming on to replace kane249 >>>
1 : 20.04 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ streaming down the ground.
1 : 20.08 {FF} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 20.11 {FF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to Art Vandelay_.
Las Vegas Bears : 6.2.38
Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13
1 : 20.15 {C} - SSSSSS too strong at the bounce.
1 : 20.21 {lW} - Matera92 breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 20.25 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 20.27 {C} - Chipmunk can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 20.31 {C} - Chipmunk sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 20.36 {C} - Hands it off to JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 20.37 {C} - Huge handpass to Tandy. As good as a kick.
1 : 20.42 {C} - JoshWoodenSpoon runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 20.46 {rW} - He transfers play using RonnieRaven.
1 : 20.48 {rW} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 20.52 {rW} - RonnieRaven with some space now.
1 : 20.56 {rW} - RonnieRaven has a bounce.
1 : 20.58 {rW} - A poor handpass but SSSSSS is up to the challenge.
1 : 21.02 {lHFF} - A spearing pass towards Shadow Man.
1 : 21.06 {lHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 21.08 {lHFF} - Shadow Man with all the time in the world.
1 : 21.13 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to Tandy.
1 : 21.15 {lHFF} - Tandy seems to like his chances ....
1 : 21.19 {lHFF} - Will it come around? No.
Las Vegas Bears : 6.3.39
Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13
1 : 21.25 {FB} - QueenSare has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 21.29 {lHBF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of kickthething.
1 : 21.33 {lHBF} - But I Dont Care is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 21.35 {CHF} - JoseMourinho takes off.
1 : 21.39 {FF} - He tries to find Art Vandelay_ with a chip pass.
1 : 21.43 {FF} - Jabba73 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 21.46 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 21.5 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ let's fly toward goal.
1 : 21.53 {FF} - I hesitate to say that Art Vandelay_ has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
Las Vegas Bears : 6.4.40
Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13
1 : 22 {FB} - Jabba73 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 22.04 {rBP} - Gets a handpass away to QueenSare.
1 : 22.06 {lHBF} - He tries to find kickthething with a chip pass.
1 : 22.1 {lHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 22.12 {CHF} - JoseMourinho signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 22.16 {lHFF} - He handpasses to Shadow Man.
1 : 22.21 {lHFF} - PluggaBlanche might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Shadow Man. Play on is the call.
1 : 22.23 {rHBF} - PluggaBlanche signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 22.27 {C} - A kick in the general direction of Bovo.
1 : 22.31 {C} - Bovo can't take it.
1 : 22.33 {C} - Bovo looking for a lead.
1 : 22.37 {C} - Bovo has time to take a bounce.
1 : 22.41 {lHFF} - He sees a lead by CursingFijian and kicks in that direction.
1 : 22.43 {lHFF} - CursingFijian stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
1 : 22.47 {lHFF} - CursingFijian with the ball now.
1 : 22.52 {lHFF} - CursingFijian fifty-five out - backs himself.
1 : 22.53 {lHFF} - CursingFijian kicks the goal.
Las Vegas Bears : 6.4.40
Baghdad Bombers : 3.1.19
1 : 22.58 {C} - SSSSSS times his jump well and wins the tap.
1 : 23.04 {C} - Chipmunk slowing down the play.
1 : 23.08 {C} - A slick handpass goes to Tandy.
1 : 23.1 {lW} - A short kick to Matera92.
1 : 23.14 {lW} - Over the head of Matera92.
1 : 23.18 {lW} - The ball is now with mcgrath_truther.
1 : 23.21 {rW} - Sees Lunar out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 23.25 {rW} - Matera92 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 23.28 {rW} - Lunar has a paddock.
1 : 23.31 {lHFF} - A long pass towards CursingFijian.
1 : 23.35 {lHFF} - CursingFijian slips at the crucial moment and its marked by RookiePick.
1 : 23.38 {lHBF} - tony breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 23.41 {lHBF} - PaPaPete rides tony into the ground.
1 : 23.45 {rHFF} - Its hard and tough but PaPaPete wins possession.
1 : 23.49 {FF} - He kicks towards Grav and Millky95.
1 : 23.51 {FF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 23.55 {FF} - Grav with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 23.57 {FF} - Grav eye's the goals and has a shot.
1 : 24.01 {FF} - Unconvincing kicking style from Grav and just one point results.
Las Vegas Bears : 6.4.40
Baghdad Bombers : 3.2.20
1 : 24.08 {FB} - Nobody's checking Senor M.
1 : 24.12 - <<< kane249 is coming on to replace Senor M >>>
1 : 24.18 {FB} - kane249 slowing down the play.
1 : 24.22 {FB} - Flicks it to JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 24.27 {rBP} - Sees MWPP out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 24.28 {rBP} - Horrific choice of kick and KohPhi will mark unopposed.
1 : 24.32 {lFP} - So KohPhi ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 24.37 {lFP} - A quick handpass to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 24.38 {lFP} - Finds Kilroy with a handball.
1 : 24.43 {lFP} - A snap at goal ....
1 : 24.47 {lFP} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.
Las Vegas Bears : 6.4.40
Baghdad Bombers : 4.2.26
1 : 24.49 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 24.55 {C} - Kilroy does some crumbing and is away.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Las Vegas Bears : 6.4.40
Baghdad Bombers : 4.2.26
=====================================

 

[MWPP]

1 : 15.57 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ calls for it.
1 : 16 {FF} - No mark taken as Art Vandelay_ and Jabba73 wrestle for position.
1 : 16.04 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 16.08 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for @Art Vandelay_.
1 : 16.1 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.2.32
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7

You know it's a great day when even our FF Art Vandelay_ is firing
A little competition from Matera92 didn't go astray either

 

[Test Tickle]

so thats it then?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

1 : .55 {CHF} - It's going to result in a goal. Goal to JoseMourinho.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
Baghdad Bombers : 0.0.0

1 : 12.54 {FF} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 2 for JoseMourinho.
Las Vegas Bears : 4.2.26
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7

Okay I don't know who our coach is these days but they are alright by me.

JoseMourinho right into it!

 

[Jabba73]

1 : 12.56 {C} - Winning the bounce is SSSSSS.
1 : 13.04 {lW} - Matera92 dances around Lunar.
1 : 13.06 {lW} - There's been a change.
1 : 13.1 - <<< Millky95 is trading places with JoshWoodenSpoon >>>
1 : 13.16 {lW} - Matera92 takes them on.
1 : 13.21 {lW} - Tandy on the end of this.
1 : 13.25 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards RonnieRaven.
1 : 13.27 {rW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 13.31 {rW} - RonnieRaven takes off.
1 : 13.35 - <<< QueenSare is coming on to replace snozulu >>>
1 : 13.41 {rW} - Its hard and tough but RonnieRaven wins possession.
1 : 13.45 {C} - Almost a throw to Chipmunk.
1 : 13.48 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards RonnieRaven.
1 : 13.52 {rW} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to RonnieRaven.
1 : 13.53 {rW} - RonnieRaven looking for a lead.
1 : 13.58 {rW} - RonnieRaven bounces the ball.
1 : 14.02 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to Matera92.
1 : 14.04 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Tandy.
1 : 14.08 {C} - Long handpass to the running Chipmunk.
1 : 14.12 {C} - SSSSSS receives his handpass.
1 : 14.15 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to RonnieRaven.
1 : 14.18 {lW} - Almost a throw to Matera92.
1 : 14.22 {rHFF} - He involves I Dont Care in the play.
1 : 14.25 {CHF} - Sees JoseMourinho out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 14.29 {CHF} - Spoilt by norway blue.
1 : 14.33 {CHF} - JoseMourinho tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 14.35 {rFP} - Boots the ball toward Tommycash.
1 : 14.39 {rFP} - SaintsSeptember takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 14.43 {lBP} - SaintsSeptember has a paddock.
1 : 14.45 {rHBF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 14.49 {rHBF} - Spoilt by Shadow Man.
1 : 14.51 {lHFF} - Shadow Man with some space now.
1 : 14.55 {lHFF} - SSSSSS runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 15 {FF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Art Vandelay_.
1 : 15.02 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ is the target but he's outplayed by Jabba73.
1 : 15.06 {FB} - Jabba73 breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 15.1 {rBP} - He elects to use Kilroy and kicks in that direction.
1 : 15.12 {rBP} - That's a great mark.
1 : 15.16 {rBP} - With the ball is Kilroy.
1 : 15.2 {lBP} - He kicks sideways towards SaintsSeptember.
1 : 15.22 {lBP} - SaintsSeptember makes that kick look better than it was with a solid mark.
1 : 15.26 {lBP} - Nobody's checking SaintsSeptember.
1 : 15.31 {FB} - Handballs to Jabba73.
1 : 15.33 {FB} - A poor handpass but MayTheNorthBeWithU is up to the challenge.
1 : 15.37 {FB} - Handballs over the top to DemurePrincess.
1 : 15.38 {lHBF} - He sends the ball to kickthething.
1 : 15.43 {lHBF} - Spoilt by I Dont Care.
1 : 15.47 {lHBF} - kickthething has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 15.49 {lHBF} - kickthething is chased down by I Dont Care - great effort!.
1 : 15.53 {lHFF} - With the ball is Shadow Man.
1 : 15.57 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ calls for it.
1 : 16 {FF} - No mark taken as Art Vandelay_ and Jabba73 wrestle for position.
1 : 16.04 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 16.08 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Art Vandelay_.
1 : 16.1 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.2.32
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7
1 : 16.14 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from SSSSSS.
1 : 16.2 {C} - Chipmunk does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 16.24 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 16.28 {rHFF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by kickthething.
1 : 16.3 {lHBF} - kickthething scoops up the ball.
1 : 16.34 {lHBF} - There's been a change.
1 : 16.37 - <<< Kilroy is trading places with QueenSare >>>
1 : 16.45 {lHBF} - kickthething breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 16.47 {CHB} - He transfers play using norway blue.
1 : 16.51 {CHB} - norway blue can't mark. JoseMourinho can.
1 : 16.55 {CHF} - JoseMourinho breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 16.57 {CHF} - Handpasses to Tandy.
1 : 17.01 {CHF} - Crackerjack bump by MayTheNorthBeWithU on Tandy.
1 : 17.06 {lHBF} - kickthething does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 17.07 {CHB} - He tries to find norway blue with a chip pass.
1 : 17.12 {CHB} - Big mark by JoseMourinho!.
1 : 17.16 {rHFF} - I Dont Care sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 17.17 {lHFF} - A short kick to Shadow Man.
1 : 17.22 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 17.26 {lHFF} - Shadow Man streaming down the ground.
1 : 17.28 {lHFF} - Not sure what that was for but Shadow Man will have to give up the ball.
1 : 17.32 {rHBF} - PluggaBlanche takes off.
1 : 17.34 {rHBF} - Kilroy on the end of this.
1 : 17.38 {CHB} - An underground handpass to norway blue.
1 : 17.42 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 17.45 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU bombs it into the forward line.
1 : 17.49 {C} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.2.32
Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

This was going nicely to plan until Alphabet bobbed up out of nowhere.