Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[cosmicwinduptoy]

Wow we almost concede defeat before the game is even played, what a loser mentality Cornes has.

What is said to the media would be entirely different to what is said to players behind closed doors.

 

[Dutchy5150]

As usual anything that goes wrong isn't Hinkley's fault but everything that goes right is all his doing

Kind of like when we win, Carr's coaching but when we don't, Hinkley's coaching...

 

[Del165198]

Lol the advertiser with a nuke coming out of Ken's head on the back page when we lose to Brisbane by 10 goals

"ATOMIC POWER IMPLODES"

 

[Ilias M]

We Are Port Adelaide

 

[chachi11]

This thread will be like Oppenheimer when we lose

 

[killtaker1993]

Hinkley's response to Hitler's suicide, Japan's surrender in WWII, the cultural revolution in China, the Armenian genocide, the crucifixion of Christ, 9/11, the bombing of Darwin, and his own coaching career...

"You gets what youse deserves"

 

[StuMan]

"Oppenheimer? I hardly know her!"

 

[Cheesey Mac]

The irony of signing Ken to another undeserved early extension to “avoid any distractions in finals” only to literally go nuclear on the eve of the finals.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[bomberclifford]

"Nah every club has a theme that they may or may not use..."

and my favourite "... It's just a little story" (re. you know, the atom bomb)

One day the media will realise he's got the oratory skills of a donkey-kicked yokel and actually get stuck into him, but I guess that's at least another 2 years away

Journo: "Hundreds of thousands of people died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.."

Donuts: "I've not seen the film, guys" [shrugs]

What an utter ignoramus.

 

[bomberclifford]

You just know Ken is behind closed doors right now saying "I told you dumb campaigners we should have gone with Barbie!"

Nah, he's a Fast and Furious kinda guy.

"we is family"

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Hinkley will become the example given why clubs need to move their unsuccessful coaches. An antidote to "b-b-but Hardwick".

 

[finbarr]

Journo: "Hundreds of thousands of people died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.."

Donuts: "I've not seen the film, guys" [shrugs]

What an utter ignoramus.

He said this?

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

He said this?

Twice, from memory. Like it was some indie fictional piece and not pertaining to one of the largest and bloodiest global conflicts in history.

 

[JimmyBC]

Hinkley's response to Hitler's suicide, Japan's surrender in WWII, the cultural revolution in China, the Armenian genocide, the crucifixion of Christ, 9/11, the bombing of Darwin, and his own coaching career...

"You gets what youse deserves"

He think's Hitler is alive, he hasn't seen Downfall yet.

 

[finbarr]

Nah, he's a Fast and Furious kinda guy.

"we is family"

Next years theme - Josef Fritzl - A Biopic.

Ken - We chose this film because the Fritzl's were a close family who spent a lot of time together, and at Port Adelaide we are a big family that spend a lot of time together.

Reporter - You know Josef Fritzl locked his daughter in the basement for two years and repeatedly sexually assaulted her?

Ken - I haven't seen the movie.

 

[PowerLil]

Hinkley is dumb. We know this so what he said is of no surprise.

 

[bomberclifford]

He said this?

Yep. Verbatim. The bit I'm not sure about is what the journo said exactly but it's close to word for word.

 

[Del165198]

"Oppenheimer? I hardly know her!"

Is that from the front cover of big issue?

 

[Peninsula Boy]

Journo: "Hundreds of thousands of people died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.."

Donuts: "I've not seen the film, guys" [shrugs]

What an utter ignoramus.

I couldn't believe that was his out.

He is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[killtaker1993]

Is that from the front cover of big issue?

"Ken, since you were recently featured in The Big Issue, what do you think the club and the AFL in general can do to help homeless people and those down on their luck?"

"I haven't read it, boys. Can't help yas"

 

[Steve Dore]

Journo: "Hundreds of thousands of people died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.."

Donuts: "I've not seen the film, guys" [shrugs]

What an utter ignoramus.

It's almost as if he believes that the movie is a complete work of fiction.

The IQ differential is enormous.

 

[NoddyHolder]

He think's Hitler is alive, he hasn't seen Downfall yet.

He's not going to spend good money to spend 2 hours reading ffs.

 

[Doctor Feel]

He think's Hitler is alive, he hasn't seen Downfall yet.

He doesnt even know who Hitler was.

 

[Doctor Feel]

This whole thing has been classic us.

What a pack of unprofessional buffoons.

 

[snozulu]

Wow we almost concede defeat before the game is even played, what a loser mentality Cornes has.

Finals are a bit scary. Team will lose based on this mentality alone. Tim Ginever really does need to go in there and inspire them.