Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[Launchpad McQuack]

Lol our 'Kenny' taking it literally and getting quite defensive!

"It's a little story of how people had to come together over a period of time to work really hard on one single thing to get an outcome"

"I haven't seen it"

 

[Macca19]

Oppenheimer the movie had a promising start, then by halfway through felt like it was never going to end. Much like Hinkleys regime.

Quite fitting really

 

[JimmyBC]

Don't take it to a dark place

That's where it went you imbecile lol

 

[Enviable Tradition]

"Nah every club has a theme that they may or may not use..."

and my favourite "... It's just a little story" (re. you know, the atom bomb)

One day the media will realise he's got the oratory skills of a donkey-kicked yokel and actually get stuck into him, but I guess that's at least another 2 years away

My favourite was that he suggested he didn't know the ultimate outcome because he "didn't see the movie" because it is probably true.

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[EskimoPAFC]

Don't take it to a dark place

That's where it went you imbecile lol

We're really focused on the way the Nazi party repaired the rights of the German workers and united the country behind Hitler as their leader. Dont be silly and take this somewhere negative.

 

[Contested Marx]

well nah we were going to do a Titanic theme but apparently it doesn't have a nice ending to it so I chose Oppenheimer as the lads liked the idea of dressing up with those sharp suits and neat hats, I'm not really sure because I had a bet on the dogs going at the time

 

[PA88]

Who came up or first uttered this Oppenheimer analogy? I hope it was Hinkley.

He was unsettled in the heat of the questioning, lol

 

[cosmicwinduptoy]

Wow we almost concede defeat before the game is even played, what a loser mentality Cornes has.

What is said to the media would be entirely different to what is said to players behind closed doors.

 

[Dutchy5150]

As usual anything that goes wrong isn't Hinkley's fault but everything that goes right is all his doing

Kind of like when we win, Carr's coaching but when we don't, Hinkley's coaching...

 

[Del165198]

Lol the advertiser with a nuke coming out of Ken's head on the back page when we lose to Brisbane by 10 goals

"ATOMIC POWER IMPLODES"

 

[Ilias M]

We Are Port Adelaide

 

[chachi11]

This thread will be like Oppenheimer when we lose

 

[killtaker1993]

Hinkley's response to Hitler's suicide, Japan's surrender in WWII, the cultural revolution in China, the Armenian genocide, the crucifixion of Christ, 9/11, the bombing of Darwin, and his own coaching career...

"You gets what youse deserves"

 

[StuMan]

"Oppenheimer? I hardly know her!"

 

[Cheesey Mac]

The irony of signing Ken to another undeserved early extension to “avoid any distractions in finals” only to literally go nuclear on the eve of the finals.


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[bomberclifford]

"Nah every club has a theme that they may or may not use..."

and my favourite "... It's just a little story" (re. you know, the atom bomb)

One day the media will realise he's got the oratory skills of a donkey-kicked yokel and actually get stuck into him, but I guess that's at least another 2 years away

Journo: "Hundreds of thousands of people died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.."

Donuts: "I've not seen the film, guys" [shrugs]

What an utter ignoramus.

 

[bomberclifford]

You just know Ken is behind closed doors right now saying "I told you dumb campaigners we should have gone with Barbie!"

Nah, he's a Fast and Furious kinda guy.

"we is family"

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Hinkley will become the example given why clubs need to move their unsuccessful coaches. An antidote to "b-b-but Hardwick".

 

[finbarr]

Journo: "Hundreds of thousands of people died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.."

Donuts: "I've not seen the film, guys" [shrugs]

What an utter ignoramus.

He said this?

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

He said this?

Twice, from memory. Like it was some indie fictional piece and not pertaining to one of the largest and bloodiest global conflicts in history.

 

[JimmyBC]

Hinkley's response to Hitler's suicide, Japan's surrender in WWII, the cultural revolution in China, the Armenian genocide, the crucifixion of Christ, 9/11, the bombing of Darwin, and his own coaching career...

"You gets what youse deserves"

He think's Hitler is alive, he hasn't seen Downfall yet.

 

[finbarr]

Nah, he's a Fast and Furious kinda guy.

"we is family"

Next years theme - Josef Fritzl - A Biopic.

Ken - We chose this film because the Fritzl's were a close family who spent a lot of time together, and at Port Adelaide we are a big family that spend a lot of time together.

Reporter - You know Josef Fritzl locked his daughter in the basement for two years and repeatedly sexually assaulted her?

Ken - I haven't seen the movie.

 

[PowerLil]

Hinkley is dumb. We know this so what he said is of no surprise.

 

[bomberclifford]

He said this?

Yep. Verbatim. The bit I'm not sure about is what the journo said exactly but it's close to word for word.

 

[Del165198]

"Oppenheimer? I hardly know her!"

Is that from the front cover of big issue?