Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[Peninsula Boy]

Journo: "Hundreds of thousands of people died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.."

Donuts: "I've not seen the film, guys" [shrugs]

What an utter ignoramus.

I couldn't believe that was his out.

He is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[killtaker1993]

Is that from the front cover of big issue?

"Ken, since you were recently featured in The Big Issue, what do you think the club and the AFL in general can do to help homeless people and those down on their luck?"

"I haven't read it, boys. Can't help yas"

 

[Steve Dore]

Journo: "Hundreds of thousands of people died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.."

Donuts: "I've not seen the film, guys" [shrugs]

What an utter ignoramus.

It's almost as if he believes that the movie is a complete work of fiction.

The IQ differential is enormous.

 

[NoddyHolder]

He think's Hitler is alive, he hasn't seen Downfall yet.

He's not going to spend good money to spend 2 hours reading ffs.

 

[Doctor Feel]

He think's Hitler is alive, he hasn't seen Downfall yet.

He doesnt even know who Hitler was.

 

[Doctor Feel]

This whole thing has been classic us.

What a pack of unprofessional buffoons.

 

[snozulu]

Wow we almost concede defeat before the game is even played, what a loser mentality Cornes has.

Finals are a bit scary. Team will lose based on this mentality alone. Tim Ginever really does need to go in there and inspire them.

 

[malcheski]

Probably thinks Pearl Harbour is where his Christmas seafood spread comes from.


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[LittleLika]

So what's the deal with all these civilians that supposedly died in the 40s?

 

[edgie]

Ken at Christmas



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[Rendaw]

Good thing we re-signed him so there are no distractions during finals

 

[Lagooner]

“I haven’t seen the movie boys!”

Hahaha what a pisser! You couldn’t write this stuff.

Seriously though, how did nobody think “hmm maybe this is in bad taste?” You could pick almost any other example of people in history coming together to achieve something and it would be better than the time when that something was the murder of 200 thousand people and the potential destruction of mankind.

 

[afl2004]

Just make your theme eye of the tiger or something like that

 

[MrMeaner]

Journo: "Hundreds of thousands of people died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.."

Donuts: "I've not seen the film, guys" [shrugs]

What an utter ignoramus.

He really is the least inquisitive guy on Earth.

That we have him doing that and Koch showing he is a m man of the people by hanging with Branson is incredibly cringe-inducing.

 

[cretinboy]

Next up from Hinkley - "the 3rd Reich had an ethos of unity and discipline. We like to emulate that attitude."

 

[Enviable Tradition]

What is said to the media would be entirely different to what is said to players behind closed doors.

Smart coaches speak to the players when they talk to the media too.

They know the players see the quotes and headlines and get asked about them.

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[Rendaw]

Looking forward to the upcoming theme Chernobyl

 

[Del165198]

Next up from Hinkley - "the 3rd Reich had an ethos of unity and discipline. We like to emulate that attitude."

Also hinkley: look I've never seen Schindler's list Youse guys, don't take this to a dark place

 

[Del165198]

“I haven’t seen the movie boys!”

Hahaha what a pisser! You couldn’t write this stuff.

Seriously though, how did nobody think “hmm maybe this is in bad taste?” You could pick almost any other example of people in history coming together to achieve something and it would be better than the time when that something was the murder of 200 thousand people and the potential destruction of mankind.

Yeah lads we're channelling Romper Stomper this week.. it's about a bunch of misfits coming together and working as a team so I think it fits with our ethos..

Ken, they were neo Nazis..

LOOK I HAVENT SEEN THE BLOODY FILM HAVE I, DONT MAKE THIS DARK!!

 

[Del165198]

Ken's favourite movie is old yeller because he loves the part where the dog gets shot

He could never get into John wick though because he couldn't understand why he got upset and wanted revenge

 

[Del165198]

Probably thinks Pearl Harbour is where his Christmas seafood spread comes from.


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Don't give him ideas.. the little battler Japanese underdogs taking it up to the big scary Americans.

 

[Del165198]

He doesnt even know who Hitler was.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Lol our 'Kenny' taking it literally and getting quite defensive!

He's basically pissed that somebody spoiled the ending of WWII for him.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Oppenheimer the movie had a promising start, then by halfway through felt like it was never going to end. Much like Hinkleys regime.

Quite fitting really

And when all was said and done both programs left smoking craters in their wake.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

“I haven’t seen the movie boys!”

Hahaha what a pisser! You couldn’t write this stuff.

Seriously though, how did nobody think “hmm maybe this is in bad taste?” You could pick almost any other example of people in history coming together to achieve something and it would be better than the time when that something was the murder of 200 thousand people and the potential destruction of mankind.

I'm trying to tell you that Oppenheimer is about people with a common goal working hard for the win and yes, it is a bit insensitive and in bad taste so we decided to drop that and look for another film that had the same ethos of working hard towards a common goal and so we we went with the Human Centipede.

I tried to avoid the presser as I knew it would dent a fair whack of optimism I had because of the loser speak but I cut and ran earlier and it was just all bad.

I just hope we are starting the Finals Carr and Ken can head off to Barbieworld.