Say something nice about the Carlton Blues Football Club. Oppo flogs, atone for your sins in this fred.

[rapidfire7]

They seem to have learned from their mistakes, how to cheat and not get caught for the past 20 years. Kudos.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

They fobbed off Husband of Jo on GWS

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Carlton are the best (and only) club when it comes to crashing a hovercraft on the treacherous waters of the Yarra River.

I'm saving this to reference their 2024 finals campaign later in the year.

 

[Mofra]

The suburb is pretty decent

 

[Footy Is The Win]

They're fully sick..



..mate

 

[Cold Sober]

Had sex with a Carlton girl once, very happy she brought her own paper bag.

 

[smasha]

There was that time they beat Richmond from 9th. That was pretty good

Still waiting for Geelong fans to praise us after our dynasty.

 

[James Colorado]

Had sex with a Carlton girl once, very happy she brought her own paper bag.

That's very kind of her to do so even after putting that on your head

 

[FootyLad0]

Still waiting for Geelong fans to praise us after our dynasty.

Without Shaun Grigg bringing in tactics from dynasty Richmond, we don’t win 2022.
See, I can give credit where it’s due?

Unlike Tiggies fans who blame Hocking rather than accepting the dynasty was over

 

[Baldur]

They have not been caught running a team wide PEDS regime, yet.

 

[frggr]

Still waiting for Geelong fans to praise us after our dynasty.

You can't base your whole life around waiting praise from people. Better to move on with your life and question your motivations.

 

[V_23]

They're fully sick..



..mate

Who let you out of the bant cage?

 

[V_23]

It is nice of them to do nothing this entire millenium to give other teams a go at winning things.

Just imagine how long it'll take Tassie to get to 16 flags. They better get a move on because I have a feeling they'll fold before we know it.

 

[Jazny]

Just imagine how long it'll take Tassie to get to 16 flags. They better get a move on because I have a feeling they'll fold before we know it.

16 years isn't that long.

 

[V_23]

16 years isn't that long.

That's the spirit! Will take that long for your stadium to be built, so it's good that the time will fly by for you

 

[Jazny]

^ Carlton fans are good at coping.

 

[frggr]

Carlton are the best (and only) club when it comes to crashing a hovercraft on the treacherous waters of the Yarra River.

Honestly, if they make the grand final and bring out the hovercraft I'll forgive them

 

[frggr]

Carlton's outreach programs are second to none

 

[frggr]

The players have a serious interest in the Club's members!

 

[frggr]

Always happy to pick up Geelong's trash

 

[frggr]

Carlton are very good at making sure the #1 spot on the ladder is free so all the other teams get a go

 

[FurTheWin]

They have Navy blue in their jumper like Geelong do

If they just changed the C to a G, and added a horizontal white pinstripe, it wouldn't be a bad clash jumper.

 

[FurTheWin]

Still waiting for Geelong fans to praise us after our dynasty.

 

[AvantGardener]

5 posts in a row and then 2 from his Geelong mate. That must be a world record number of posts in a row melt.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Just imagine how long it'll take Tassie to get to 16 flags

If it’s anything like how long the Tankers are taking to get to 17 it’ll be interminable