Game Day Carlton 'The Eliminator' Blues v Sydney 'The Eliminated' Swans

[Plugger35]

It's an Amartey party.

 

[the avoca drover]

Will that fat shiela from Darwin sing tonight

Which one?

 

[STPer18]

Normally this is where the umps dig deep for CarLOLton and bail them out. Let's see what they've got up their sleeve this time.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

V_23
AvantGardener

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Well no melts from me.

Just feeling like Burgess Meredith right now at the end of that infamous Twilight Zone episode



Can't do much with so many injuries.

#eco

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Nice 0 goal quarter, Tankers

If I could make a small suggestion about an area you might want to address

 

[carltonchelsea]

****en joke
3 dropping the balls in a row, duck the head, 2 non 50’s paid, umps gifting the Aids city a bit of medicine.
Plus, Carlton are fumbly shit campaigners
Go **** your mum you campaigners!

 

[carltonchelsea]

Nice melt.

That’s original, do you charge for that tripe?

 

[Footy Is The Win]

That’s original, do you charge for that tripe?

Ooooh big mad

 

[V_23]

V_23
AvantGardener

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Let me melt in peace

 

[carltonchelsea]

Ooooh big mad

I’m going to kick you so hard in the nuts, your mummy will have a flashback to when she had a mouthful of me at Revs!

 

[BringFevBack2021]

We want crazy Vossy

 

[AvantGardener]

• We have marking power forward. How about we play even numbers and just get it in there quicker
• Stop standing still while Sydney attack the footy
• Dont drop uncontested marks
• If youre out in the clearance contest dont stop and wait and make a shit handball
• Intercept the paper bags Swans are giving umps

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Bagger flog complaining about brown paper bags

hecken joke
3 dropping the balls in a row, duck the head, 2 non 50’s paid, umps gifting the Aids city a bit of medicine.
Plus, Carlton are fumbly s**t campaigners
Go heck your mum you campaigners!

This. This is how you melt

 

[STPer18]

BANG BANG!

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Curnows like “come with me boys” and the boys are like “cbf”

 

[carltonchelsea]

I’m going to kick you so hard in the nuts, your mummy will have a flashback to when she had a mouthful of me at Revs!

I’m going to smoke a massive Bob Marley and go make some beats to beat off cry to!

 

[carltonchelsea]

Go ****ing **** yourself with a campaigner knife

 

[Chronz]

What the hell bloozera.

 

[zackah]

It makes me so sad to think of all the Blues supporters who got their hopes up after jumping out to a quick 4 goal lead



Oh wait my bad. Not sad, happy. It makes me happy

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I've seen enough. Swines by 32 points.

At half time?

[our hard men are] Cincotta and Boyd

Cincotta 2 disposals and just got rag dolled by Heeney

 

[BringFevBack2021]

What the hell bloozera.

No Jack Martin no Carlton

 

[STPer18]

Fun ladder fact: A loss here will see CarLOLton almost certainly finish the round outside the top 8 after the meedya blew their load early days about them being a premiership fancy.

 

[Coach_Required]

We beat these shit trucks Carlton. Pretenders.

 

[the avoca drover]

Carlolton