Game Day Schofields Shitlords vs. The Carlton Copium Machine @ A literal mud pit because it rained all night and they played Rugby there yesterday

[AvantGardener]

Binns is rubbish.

On the positive side I'll have less 'Voss should give Binns a run' sooks to sift through on Carlton boards

 

[TY24]

Didn’t realise Carlton only had to kick it 7 metres for it to be a mark

 

[AvantGardener]

That Jayden Hunt

5

Jayden Hunt

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

1star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

3star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

2star

K

3.3

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

2star

one is clearly HTB given the current interpretations, but that shows how ridiculous the current HTB interpretations are. Cant handball as hand held, to throw to his boot would be outright dangerous. And was tackled as soon as took possession so had 0 prior.

 

[Chronz]

Cokester flogs. Is pointless to tank at your current position.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

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Could the Fred please all be upstanding as we hold a minutes silence to remember Carlton’s season

From the back of the room comes yet another challenger.
You should change your name to zackah

 

[Werewolf]

West Coke losing to a team with no forward line

 

[Eat_Pant]

Jamie Cripps

15

Jamie Cripps

Age

32

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.7

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.9

5star

G

1.3

5star

D

10.3

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

0.4

3star

D

6.4

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

. Worst player to reach 250 games to have played the game?

 

[AvantGardener]

Hows Witherdens undies

 

[Plugger35]

Imagine relying on Worst Coast to win to help you play finals.

 

[TY24]

Hows Witherdens undies

Worst trade we’ve ever made

 

[zackah]

From the back of the room comes yet another challenger.
You should change your name to zackah

You should eat a penis

 

[Eat_Pant]

What’s more annoying than a Mitch Owies goal celebration?

 

[Chronz]

Obvious paper bag exchanges between the AFL, scumps, cokes and Blooz.

 

[zackah]

You should eat a penis

Or vajajaj.

Whatever’s your fancy

 

[AvantGardener]

A 5 goal lead against these Wet Toast mob. Couldn't possibly lose from here could we? Has a team ever fumbled a 5 goal lead to WCE before?

 

[TY24]

Embarrassing quarter. **** me.

 

[V_23]

 

[Sqotty from office works]

What’s more annoying than a Mitch Owies goal celebration?

2?

 

[Smeg Head]

Time for Gaff to start punching gormless blooz campaigners go out Lynch style

 

[TY24]

Time for Gaff to start punching gormless blooz campaigners go out Lynch style

I wouldn’t be opposed to some Andrew Gaff windmills at the next centre bounce

 

[FireKrakouer]

Zero score in 2nd quarter to the worsters?

 

[frggr]

I thought Weagles home games meant Weagle-friendly umpires? What's this shit?

 

[TY24]

Zero score in 2nd quarter to the worsters?

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Happened last week as well

 

[frggr]

Carlton and the 8

 

[FireKrakouer]

It's not over till Lizzo sings brahs.