Official Match Thread Season 20 - Round 8 - Sin City Swamprats vs Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[Wosh]

This is getting nasty now.


I like it

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Do you do lessons?
BigJoeD says your the best on your knees

I'm assuming he meant at praying for a win

He was no doubt referring to how legless we get at after game celebrations. I'm rubbing methylated spirits into my knees with steel wool at the moment in anticipation of a big session and the contractors are almost finished installing the extra thick shag pile carpet in our clubroom bar.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

This is getting nasty now.


I like it

Wait. It gets nastier.

 

[Wosh]

Is that why you joined the Warriors

no

So she will do them when we score as well? No wonder since I doubt your mob will handle the Swamprats attack

no

They are actually the worst attacking team, even the Wolves score more.

no

 

[toxic]

He was no doubt referring to how legless we get at after game celebrations. I'm rubbing methylated spirits into my knees with steel wool at the moment in anticipation of a big session and the contractors are almost finished installing the extra thick shag pile carpet in our clubroom bar.

You'll enjoy the shag pile carpet I'm sure
BJD will enjoy it too apparently

Where do you get this delusional belief you can win?

 

[toxic]

no

no

no

Yes yes yes is far more attractive

 

[Kennedy Parker]

no

no

no

Points for
Coney Island Warriors: 598
Geelong Wolves: 644

But don't let facts get in the way of your argument.

 

[MP_]

Reads like the who's who of nobodies..that list just gave my middle finger a boner.

Are you Edward penishands , good luck catching anything other than an Std from shazza this week

 

[Reginald Perrin]

You'll enjoy the shag pile carpet I'm sure
BJD will enjoy it too apparently

Where do you get this delusional belief you can win?

It's not delusional. We will win and win well.

Everybody loves a good shag pile. It makes for bruise free falling down drunk.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Swampies carrying on like they think they're good.

No point winning games early in the season - we're saving ourselves for a huge late season run.

 

[toxic]

Swampies carrying on like they think they're good.

No point winning games early in the season - we're saving ourselves for a huge late season run.

Planning a dodgy curry are you?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Planning a dodgy curry are you?

Yes. It's an old strategy of mine to break a tag.

Unlike Trent Cotchin who only fills his pants during finals.

 

[MP_]

Swampies carrying on like they think they're good.

No point winning games early in the season - we're saving ourselves for a huge late season run.

We are good hence our current position, you are shit hence your position , simples

 

[BigJoeD_]

Do you do lessons?
BigJoeD says your the best on your knees

I'm assuming he meant at praying for a win

Don't tag me, minnow

Quit calling me son gramps.

Your posting resembles that of a pre-pubescent girl - I thought I was giving you a compliment, son

 

[Millky95]

They are actually the worst attacking team, even the Wolves score more.

Dear oh dear

Swampies carrying on like they think they're good.

No point winning games early in the season - we're saving ourselves for a huge late season run.

Run to the first pick in the draft?

 

[Frankston Rover]

We are good hence our current position, you are shit hence your position , simples

We made a Grand Final last season.

How'd you go again?

We're just finding the right formula. We'll be right.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Dear oh dear

Run to the first pick in the draft?

We don't "draft" at the Warriors.

It's invite only. And you won't be getting in with that personality.

 

[Wosh]

Swampies carrying on like they think they're good.

No point winning games early in the season - we're saving ourselves for a huge late season run.

Anyone would think they are magnificent white stallions, not mangy fleabitten bucktoothed redneck sewer dwelling vermin.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Anyone would think they are magnificent white stallions, not mangy fleabitten bucktoothed redneck sewer dwelling vermin.

I guess that's why they play underground.

To hide their shame and hideous features.

 

[Millky95]

We made a Grand Final last season.

How'd you go again?

We're just finding the right formula. We'll be right.

Was going for you guys in the GF before I realised who boncer played for and by then it was too late. Sad to see sides do so well then fall. Like Port in 2007 into 2008.

We don't "draft" at the Warriors.

It's invite only. And you won't be getting in with that personality.

But hey, least you have 4 points unlike the Wolves

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Swampies carrying on like they think they're good.

No point winning games early in the season - we're saving ourselves for a huge late season run.

Seeing as there is no point winning games early in the season and we're still in the early half of the season, you may as well forfeit this game, take your team home and prepare for your late season run hey?

 

[MP_]

We made a Grand Final last season.

How'd you go again?

We're just finding the right formula. We'll be right.

I'm happy to say I didn't lose a grand final, how'd you go again?

 

[Sublime]

Ah the swampies.

Have we done the goat jokes to death yet?

There's goat jokes? Damn being the new guy!

 

[Sublime]

Hmm... Get on the knees? Sounds like an idea, lemme think about that...
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Good to see you protecting yourself there!

 

[MP_]

There's goat jokes? Damn being the new guy!

Lucky the goat wasn't around for your initiation