Official Match Thread Season 21 Round 2 - Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bandits at Van Cortlandt Park

[zackah]

Baghdad went a bit quiet after all the camel pics. Hope they haven't all been arrested for taking matters into their own hands

#prayforbaghdad

 

[Wosh]

I keep telling Haro, despite all his pleas that he's a 10, nothing is ever topping this.

Would bang

 

[Wosh]

Only a few more hours till match day..I'm excited. If the Armpits qooty as badly as they banter it's gonna be a white wash of record proportions.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Only a few more hours till match day..I'm excited. If the Armpits qooty as badly as they banter it's gonna be a white wash of record proportions.

I'm sure everything is under control...

 

[KohPhi]

Only a few more hours till match day..I'm excited. If the Armpits qooty as badly as they banter it's gonna be a white wash of record proportions.

Is that the best you can come up with infidel?? We Bandits drink from the fountain of knowledge, but with banter like that, it looks like you merely gargle...

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Is that the best you can come up with infidel?? We Bandits drink from the fountain of knowledge, but with banter like that, it looks like you merely gargle...

Myth confirmed - Bandits swallow.

 

[KohPhi]

Myth confirmed - Bandits swallow.

Really?? Is this the best the Warriors can throw at me?? RP, there is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man..

 

[Wosh]

Is that the best you can come up with infidel?? We Bandits drink from the fountain of knowledge, but with banter like that, it looks like you merely gargle...

You can lead a Bandit to knowledge, but you can't make him think

 

[KohPhi]

You can lead a Bandit to knowledge, but you can't make him think

Impressive Wooshette... I like it. And here you are, reigning supreme at number two.

 

[Benwah83]

Is that the best you can come up with infidel?? We Bandits drink from the fountain of knowledge, but with banter like that, it looks like you merely gargle...

 

[Freofalcon]

That's probably where I do my best thinking/stinking.

 

[Wosh]

That's probably where I do my best thinking/stinking.

As long as you don't bottle your olives there brah

 

[ChappyUK]

Looking forward to my first hit out against the Cameltoes.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Really?? Is this the best the Warriors can throw at me?? RP, there is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man..

Worn out cliches, how droll.

That was just a gentle lob. If you ever advance to an intermediate level and I feel that you're up to it, throwing will be given due consideration..

 

[Freofalcon]

As long as you don't bottle your olives there brah

Not quite.

I do have a technique to get that nice salty flavour.

Think Kopi Luwak but I use my dog.

 

[Wosh]

Not quite.

I do have a technique to get that nice salty flavour.

Think Kopi Luwak but I use my dog.

Give your dog a pat for me, they were delicious

 

[ChappyUK]

Not quite.

I do have a technique to get that nice salty flavour.

Think Kopi Luwak but I use my dog.

You should try bottling the Bandits tears after the game. Guaranteed to be nice and salty.

 

[Freofalcon]

You should try bottling the Bandits tears after the game. Guaranteed to be nice and salty.

Biggest bottle I could find.


We might need two.

 

[KohPhi]

Worn out cliches, how droll.

That was just a gentle lob. If you ever advance to an intermediate level and I feel that you're up to it, throwing will be given due consideration..

Well when i do advance to this so called "intermediate level", I will look forward to the verbal joust with opposition at a higher level than your current placing, which at a guess would be (with a bit more work) Village Idiot.

But hey, kudos for the cute tennis pun.. Here is a really nice kitten pic to keep you amused for a couple of hours while the big boys play

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Well when i do advance to this so called "intermediate level", I will look forward to the verbal joust with opposition at a higher level than your current placing, which at a guess would be (with a bit more work) Village Idiot.

But hey, kudos for the cute tennis pun.. Here is a really nice kitten pic to keep you amused for a couple of hours while the big boys play
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Thanks. I'll play tennis with it while I wait for your balls to drop.

 

[KohPhi]

Thanks. I'll play tennis with it while I wait for your balls to drop.

You will only need to wait till the 2nd Wednesday of every month if you come home from work early!!

 

[HaroLad]

You should try bottling the Bandits tears after the game. Guaranteed to be nice and salty.

Tears are naturally salty, even tears of joy.

Idiot.

 

[ChappyUK]

Tears are naturally salty, even tears of joy.

Idiot.

You'll be crying tears of joy if you beat us? This game obviously means a lot you.

I think mine will be more tears of laughter.

 

[HaroLad]

You'll be crying tears of joy if you beat us? This game obviously means a lot you.

I think mine will be more tears of laughter.

It does mean a lot to me.

You'll be laughing if you lose? Glad to hear that the brown paper bag got to you safely.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I keep telling Haro, despite all his pleas that he's a 10, nothing is ever topping this.

Oh that's Sheryl, she's gre...nevermind