Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 5: Fighting Furies vs Sin City Swamprats at Punt Road (MOTR)

[tgrs]

Back to back? Are you high?

But in all seriousness for clarification, we were talking about le 2016 Rookies not the Premiership.

Far Kern oath

But we have the flag stitched up already soz

I appreciate your support mate!

We will see you on Grand Final day and you'll be in for a proper stitch up.

 

[miggs]

But in all seriousness for clarification, we were talking about le 2016 Rookies not the Premiership.



I appreciate your support mate!

We will see you on Grand Final day and you'll be in for a proper stitch up.

Furies will need their anuses stiched up after we leave the lube at home on grand final day

 

[Millky95]

How do i get rid of these ******* ads on mobile. Don't usually use phone to post and now i remember why

Uprage your account

 

[Far Kern]

And we can't forget to mention the king of corn kernel crap posting lil baby, bandit? Oooooops, I would tag the campaigner usually but this thread is a beautiful twisted mess of Fury and Swamprat and no doubt that he would Far Kern ruin the greatness we are achieving.

In fact, it's a little worrying he's a little bit off schedule for his own rapid production of posting another terrible media thread because it's been 5 minutes and nobody has mentioned his name and the word "EKA" in the same sentence. I don't want to see what he Far Kern does when he realises how Far Kern far back he is behind the real contenders, however it will definitely be a monumental piece of shit.

My last post in his latest thread is a beautifully crafted wolf in sheep's clothing where every sentence is a veiled swipe, and the ****er just liked it. I'm sure he thought I was being friendly. I need to stop playing with him.

 

[miggs]

Uprage your account

Im upgraded arent i. Premium account

 

[miggs]

My last post in his latest thread is a beautifully crafted wolf in sheep's clothing where every sentence is a veiled swipe, and the goose just liked it. I'm sure he thought I was being friendly. I need to stop playing with him.

Cerebral assassin

 

[SM]

Minties has tried to adopt a similar philosophy by putting SM on the bench. Hasn't worked out too well for us so far...

100% win rate when I play 100% game time.

 

[tgrs]

My last post in his latest thread is a beautifully crafted wolf in sheep's clothing where every sentence is a veiled swipe, and the goose just liked it. I'm sure he thought I was being friendly. I need to stop playing with him.

I'm gonna have to check this out

Please don't, as a third party, the entertainment doesn't wear thin for twice as long.

 

[Butler]

On a brighter note. Managed to fingerblast a married 40yo at elephant wheelbarrow last night.

Fingerblast is my favourite way of describing that sexual act.

Might go ask my mrs if she wants me to fingerblast her now.

 

[miggs]

Fingerblast is my favourite way of describing that sexual act.

Might go ask my mrs if she wants me to fingerblast her now.

Maybe dont ask if she had a good night at the elephant wheelbarrow last night

Awkward

 

[Sterge]

Im upgraded arent i. Premium account

You haven't paid enough, only platinum gets no adds

 

[miggs]

You haven't paid enough, only platinum gets no adds

Greedy ****s

 

[Butler]

Maybe dont ask if she had a good night at the elephant wheelbarrow last night

Awkward

She's happy and that's all that matters.

 

[miggs]

She's happy and that's all that matters.

 

[Gray Day]

Yeah, but with reason.

People should be able to gifs when they want, but periodically and according to the discussion. It seams like people are know posting gifs for the sake of posting gifs.

Exactly.

And the only reason you need is "it's #giffriday"

 

[sante]

can't say I blame sante for that move, however his choice in transfers in the SFA are a little more puzzling...

How's the view from way down at Mt. Buller, sante?

Well one thing I know is the Tigers can't lose anymore so the Furies season is about to go down the drain...

 

[Minties]

We seem to be witnessing a truly bewildering phenomenon here, something my elite meta-analysis and scumreading cannot explain.

It appears that when I allow a relatively weak player like SM to remain on the field, the rest of the team lifts their ability as they recognise the great adversity that faces them. Conversely, the opposition of are lulled into a false sense of security when they see a BaQ child like SM on the field for the opposition.

In any case, it is a fantastic piece of hypo-claiming by me to keep SM on the field.

#mintiescoachoftheyear

 

[tgrs]

Exactly.

And the only reason you need is "it's #giffriday"

it's #giffriday

 

[akkaps]

Stop going for the record miggs


Inb4 SM points out the irony.

And then me saying that's the joke.

 

[akkaps]

Exactly.

And the only reason you need is "it's #giffriday"

Check your PMs, FFS. I sent you a PM a couple of weeks ago.

 

[Far Kern]

We seem to be witnessing a truly bewildering phenomenon here, something my elite meta-analysis and scumreading cannot explain.

It appears that when I allow a relatively weak player like SM to remain on the field, the rest of the team lifts their ability as they recognise the great adversity that faces them. Conversely, the opposition of are lulled into a false sense of security when they see a BaQ child like SM on the field for the opposition.

In any case, it is a fantastic piece of hypo-claiming by me to keep SM on the field.

#mintiescoachoftheyear

Why doesn't this work for Port or Richmond?

 

[tgrs]

Well one thing I know is the Tigers can't lose anymore so the Furies season is about to go down the drain...

With each failed off season trade at Punt Road the Furies grow stronger.

 

[Butler]

Stop going for the record miggs


Inb4 SM points out the irony.

And then me saying that's the joke.

Way to turn potentially 3 posts into one. You're horrible at spamming.

 

[Far Kern]

Way to turn potentially 3 posts into one. You're horrible at spamming.

Good.

 

[Far Kern]

Way to turn potentially 3 posts into one. You're horrible at spamming.

Point.