Official Match Thread Season 23 Round 6 - East Side Hawks vs Dragons FFC @ Waverly Park

[Scorpus]

It's good to see the Hawks up and about early! do they have the stamina?

cammo6556 and Blaze Storm will grind them into the ground with classy double centuries

 

[cammo6556]

cammo6556 and Blaze Storm will grind them into the ground with classy double centuries

perhaps... but it's a classy, unbeaten 75* from yourself and a cavalier unexepected debut ton from Determinant that will really hurt.

They'll be crying spam in no time.

It's not like they've got any positive qooty stuff to talk about this season...

 

[Scorpus]

perhaps... but it's a classy, unbeaten 75* from yourself and a cavalier unexepected debut ton from Determinant that will really hurt.

They'll be crying spam in no time.

It's not like they've got any positive qooty stuff to talk about this season...

There's no such thing as spam when it comes to the Dragons. Only Quality Content™

 

[cammo6556]

There's no such thing as spam when it comes to the Dragons. Only Quality Content™

#eliteboobgifs

 

[Agent93]

It's good to see the Hawks up and about early! do they have the stamina?

I don't. Expect a fade out some time around 4pm.

 

[Agent93]

perhaps... but it's a classy, unbeaten 75* from yourself and a cavalier unexepected debut ton from Determinant that will really hurt.

They'll be crying spam in no time.

It's not like they've got any positive qooty stuff to talk about this season...

If we cry spam do you guys stop the flow of crap, or are we going to have another Bombers week on our hands?

 

[cammo6556]

If we cry spam do you guys stop the flow of crap, or are we going to have another Bombers week on our hands?

It didn't work for the Wonders. They are allergic to posting in all its forms though...

And never, ever compare us to that lot.

 

[Scorpus]

If we cry spam do you guys stop the flow of crap, or are we going to have another Bombers week on our hands?

We'll probably just complain about you complaining about spam. And then you'll complain about us complaining...

 

[Biggie]

Here for the icecreams

 

[Hate]

Time for a little trip down memory lane...

Fun facts of the week:​

• The first 5 games, dating back to Season 8 contested between the two clubs were won by the East Side Hawks by an average of 18 points.
• The Dragons FFC starting on Season 16, Round 13 matched that 5 match win streak.
• Playing in Round 6, the East Side Hawks have only met the Dragons FFC on one occasion. Defeating them by 5 points.
• On 4 occasions, the winner has been decided by 6 or less points. 2-2 is the record.
• Of those 4 matches, all 4 were played at Dragon Island.
• 16 matches have been played at Waverley Park. The Dragons hold a 9-7 record over the East Side Hawks.
• The biggest winning margin of 114 points comes from Season 11, Round 21 when the East Side Hawks 12.11 (83) wdb. Dragons FFC 30.17 (197).
• Season 22 is the only season that the clubs have only met once.
• Only one finals match has been played between the two clubs.
• - Dragons FFC 20.7 (127) defeated East Side Hawks 15.10 (100) by 27 points in the Season 19 Semi Final.
• Ljp86 (33), Dagless (30) & Pie 4 Life (29) have played the most games between East Side Hawks and Dragons FFC.
• Ljp86 with 573 disposals leads larrikin who is in second place with 455 disposals.
• With 10 or more games played the average disposals per game leaders are:
• - Biggie, Danoz & larrikin with an average of 18 disposals.
• Tarkyn_24 from 23 games has kicked the most goals of all players. He has kicked 41.24.
• Ljp86 & Gibbsy hold the record for most disposals in a game with 37.
• 15 players have played for both teams in matches against each other.
• Of those still listed for either club, this round Danoz, boncer34 & The Filth Wizard will line up for the Hawks against their former club.
• larrikin leads Hate (91) with 236 total Hit Outs.
• larrikin with 23 Hit Outs leads The Filth Wizard who sits on 20 for the most Hit Outs in a game.
• Tarkyn_24, WAG, boncer34 all have kicked a maximum of 7 goals in a game.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Dragons FFC didn't exist until S17 :smug:

 

[Hate]

Dragons FFC didn't exist until S17 :smug:

You don't exist.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You don't exist.

If I didn't exist you wouldn't :smugger:

 

[cammo6556]

Dragons FFC didn't exist until S17 :smug:

And you didn't exist until 9 months after glory holes were popularised.

Sorry...far too easy.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

And you didn't exist until 9 months after glory holes were popularised.

Sorry...far too easy.

 

[cammo6556]

You'd had taken the opportunity, too...

.....had you have thought of it.

 

[Hate]

If I didn't exist you wouldn't :smugger:

I know you love to watch television, but you really have to tone down on getting your lines from 13 year olds on Dr Phil...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You'd had taken the opportunity, too...

.....had you have thought of it.

I'm not much into toilet humour.

 

[larrikin]

Hey, we're full of campaigners, but Boomer? Really?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Cram it with walnuts, Quivorir.

 

[Hate]

Hey, we're full of campaigners, but Boomer? Really?

Personal request from The Filth Wizard. His house is plastered wall to wall with posters of him.

*may not be true

 

[cammo6556]

I'm not much into toilet humour.

That explains why you aren't very funny

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Personal request from The Filth Wizard. His house is plastered wall to wall with posters of him.

*may not be true

I'm actually one of his non-fans.

 

[Agent93]

You'd had taken the opportunity, too...

.....had you have thought of it.

He's too busy talking about scat elsewhere...

 

[cammo6556]

Cram it with walnuts, Quivorir.

Sit on it, Harolad!

This is fun!