Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 2: East Side Hawks Vs Baghdad Bombers @Waverley Park

[Tony Lynn 15]

Dear Coach,

The above triple post, in which you speak in a very condescending manner, has been analysed by the team at the eSafety Commission. It has caused us some concerns regarding your mental state for the following reasons:

1. The posting 3 times in a row demonstrates that you are threatened by this first year poster, and feel the need to have your name constantly in the face of others as they read through this match thread.
2. The use of condescending nouns (for example: champ), shows us that you are desperate for any sort of standing in this thread, and in fact league, that you are willing to even act incredibly superior to someone in their 2nd match thread.
3. The use of a conversational tone and ellipses has demonstrated that whilst you are desperate to be taken seriously as a poster, you still want to be seen as cool and laid-back.

Furthering this, the team at the eSafety Commission is concerned that your getting smacked around by a rookie poster will have a detrimental effect on your posting and standing in this league. YearOfTheRoos has clearly identified you as an easy target (other Hawks may also do so) and may overstep the line at some point, in which case we urge you to contact us.

If you feel that your fragile ego and need for recognition has stemmed from the threatening tactics of other posters in the SFA, we are happy to escalate the matter at our end. Unfortunately we arrived on this board too late for HaroLad, but we think that we can assist you.

Yours Sincerely,

eSC.

I am reporting this post to the Ombudsman.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Hey Tony Lynn 15 , can you recall any stats from the grand final? Anything at all?

Not specifically but I did here that someone had 151 DT points, 37 possessions and kicked 4 goals.....who the **** even does that!!!???

 

[brahj]

Dear Coach,

The above triple post, in which you speak in a very condescending manner, has been analysed by the team at the eSafety Commission. It has caused us some concerns regarding your mental state for the following reasons:

1. The posting 3 times in a row demonstrates that you are threatened by this first year poster, and feel the need to have your name constantly in the face of others as they read through this match thread.
2. The use of condescending nouns (for example: champ), shows us that you are desperate for any sort of standing in this thread, and in fact league, that you are willing to even act incredibly superior to someone in their 2nd match thread.
3. The use of a conversational tone and ellipses has demonstrated that whilst you are desperate to be taken seriously as a poster, you still want to be seen as cool and laid-back.

Furthering this, the team at the eSafety Commission is concerned that your getting smacked around by a rookie poster will have a detrimental effect on your posting and standing in this league. YearOfTheRoos has clearly identified you as an easy target (other Hawks may also do so) and may overstep the line at some point, in which case we urge you to contact us.

If you feel that your fragile ego and need for recognition has stemmed from the threatening tactics of other posters in the SFA, we are happy to escalate the matter at our end. Unfortunately we arrived on this board too late for HaroLad, but we think that we can assist you.

Yours Sincerely,

eSC.

*Amen.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

*Amen.

Your post is incredibly disrespectful to women.

 

[TheCoach16]

Not specifically but I did here that someone had 151 DT points, 37 possessions and kicked 4 goals.....who the **** even does that!!!???

You ! That’s who !

 

[BEEG]

Hey Tony Lynn 15 , can you recall any stats from the grand final? Anything at all?

Full match recap would be beautiful way to start round 2.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

You ! That’s who !

Please don't mention it to Loonerty, he is now the leader of this group and he is trying to put it behind him!

 

[BEEG]

Just add salt and you're ready to go.

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[BEEG]

*Amen.

Heyy babe.

 

[brahj]

Heyy babe.

oh hai doggy

 

[BEEG]

Let us pray.

Those who art pooping,
Hallowed be thy chest,
Thy steamer come,
Thy will be done,
In bed as it is done in Cleveland.

You just continue to impress me.

 

[Noobz0r]

I am reporting this post to the Ombudsman.

Hi Tony,

Firstly, the Ombudsman reports to the eSafety Commission, so I am unsure what this will achieve.

Secondly, I am merely here as a representative of the eSafety Commission to ensure that Coach feels safe amongst such brilliant posters. After the Hawks were a major cause of HaroLad's red card, it would be remiss of us to ensure that the same treatment doesn't befall Coach.

If you too are concerned about banter going too far, please don't hesitate to contact us.

Yours Sincerely,

eSC.

 

[BEEG]

oh hai daddy

EFA

 

[TheCoach16]

Hi Tony,

Firstly, the Ombudsman reports to the eSafety Commission, so I am unsure what this will achieve.

Secondly, I am merely here as a representative of the eSafety Commission to ensure that Coach feels safe amongst such brilliant posters. After the Hawks were a major cause of HaroLad's red card, it would be remiss of us to ensure that the same treatment doesn't befall Coach.

If you too are concerned about banter going too far, please don't hesitate to contact us.

Yours Sincerely,

eSC.

You forgot to switch accounts, big fella...

 

[Noobz0r]

Not specifically but I did here that someone had 151 DT points, 37 possessions and kicked 4 goals.....who the **** even does that!!!???

Worth the Deestroy surely.

 

[Noobz0r]

You forgot to switch accounts, big fella...

Man I totally quiv'd it.

Still, I'm here to help mate.

 

[brahj]

After 10 pages of what can only be described as "BEEG hasn't posted much", I think we can all agree that it's time we cut our losses and locked this match thread until Sunday.

 

[Agent93]

Hey Tony Lynn 15 , can you recall any stats from the grand final? Anything at all?

I recall you were rubbish.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Citroin back and the esafety commissioner has arrived

This is gunna be an interesting week leading up to this game..... May go set up my slim dusty recliner at the tribunal gallery now, because dis gunna be gud!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

After 10 pages of what can only be described as "BEEG hasn't posted much", I think we can all agree that it's time we cut our losses and locked this match thread until Sunday.

Nah mate, we don't boycott.

Could have a werewolf game though...

 

[brahj]

BEEG

 

[Agent93]

Nah mate, we don't boycott.

Could have a werewolf game though...

Could also run a song contest.

 

[TheCoach16]

I recall you were rubbish.

I think you’re right. Imagine our winning margin if I had actually contributed...

 

[eSafetyCommish]

Noobz0r is actually my brother, despite my signing in and out constantly from the same IP. Since the Bombers steadfastly believed this last season, it has to be true of me now, no?

 

[Matty411]

God damn... blink and there's already 250 posts. Must be some rivalry to this matchup.

Great OP Dawn to Dark - love your mate mate and I stand by you as our agitator.

As for my fellow rookie YearOfTheRoos show TheCoach16 some respect. He's a legend around these parts, of that I know.

I look forward to catching your eye on the qooty field and kicking a few snags on you this Sunday.