Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 2: East Side Hawks Vs Baghdad Bombers @Waverley Park

[TheCoach16]

Noobz0r is actually my brother, despite my signing in and out constantly from the same IP. Since the Bombers steadfastly believed this last season, it has to be true of me now, no?

It’s harder to believe when you post as one person under another person’s account. That never happened last season. Only today...

But since you’re here to help. Isn’t that a cardable or banable offence?

The Filth Wizard , can you shed any light on this?

 

[El Dubya]

Wot m8? Do you even lift, bro?

I will bench you into oblivion little man.

 

[TheCoach16]

I will bench you into oblivion little man.

Wot m8?

 

[Noobz0r]

It’s harder to believe when you post as one person under another person’s account. That never happened last season. Only today...

But since you’re here to help. Isn’t that a cardable or banable offence?

The Filth Wizard , can you shed any light on this?

It isn't a cardable or bannable offence

 

[El Dubya]

It’s harder to believe when you post as one person under another person’s account. That never happened last season. Only today...

But since you’re here to help. Isn’t that a cardable or banable offence?

The Filth Wizard , can you shed any light on this?

eSafetyCommish is my dad, we live in the same house, can confirm he is Uncle Nooz's brother.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

It’s harder to believe when you post as one person under another person’s account. That never happened last season. Only today...

But since you’re here to help. Isn’t that a cardable or banable offence?

The Filth Wizard , can you shed any light on this?

It's only an infraction when posting under an alias when your main account is banned.

 

[TheCoach16]

It isn't a cardable or bannable offence

So it’s ok to openly have an alt account? Sorry, my mistake.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

eSafetyCommish is my dad, we live in the same house, can confirm he is Uncle Nooz's brother.

I love Uncle Nooz.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Hi Tony,

Firstly, the Ombudsman reports to the eSafety Commission, so I am unsure what this will achieve.

Secondly, I am merely here as a representative of the eSafety Commission to ensure that Coach feels safe amongst such brilliant posters. After the Hawks were a major cause of HaroLad's red card, it would be remiss of us to ensure that the same treatment doesn't befall Coach.

If you too are concerned about banter going too far, please don't hesitate to contact us.

Yours Sincerely,

eSC.

Dear eSC,

Please stick your Dear Sir letter up your back passage.

Best wishes,

TL15.

P.S. the Ombudsman is much hotter than you.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Worth the Deestroy surely.

I errr, whoever that was must have been damn close??

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I recall you were rubbish.

I actually don't recall you at all so I would say we are even.

 

[Matty411]

eSafetyCommish is my dad, we live in the same house, can confirm he is Uncle Nooz's brother.

Way too much nepotism going on at the Hawks... shades of this cross my mind.

 

[Noobz0r]

So it’s ok to openly have an alt account? Sorry, my mistake.

Yes, I have several. I actually won the EKA last season with my Yakker account.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

As for my fellow rookie YearOfTheRoos show TheCoach16 some respect. He's a legend around these parts, of that I know.

You're at our home ground mate... YOTR is more of a legend than Couch.

 

[Noobz0r]

P.S. the Ombudsman is much hotter than you.

Well that's a complete lie.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

So it’s ok to openly have an alt account? Sorry, my mistake.

Sure... I've got two of my own.

 

[TheCoach16]

You're at our home ground mate... YOTR is more of a legend than Couch.

Who’s Couch?

 

[Yakker]

Yes, I have several. I actually won the EKA last season with my Yakker account.

Yes we were brilliant last year. We should team up again this year and win A Mobbs.

 

[Agent93]

As for my fellow rookie YearOfTheRoos show TheCoach16 some respect. He's a legend around these parts, of that I know.

TheCoach16, does it tickle when someone blows smoke up your arse?

 

[TheCoach16]

Yes, I have several. I actually won the EKA last season with my Yakker account.

Sure... I've got two of my own.

Ok. I see. Thanks.

What’s that smell? Hypocrisy? ...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Ok. I see. Thanks.

What’s that smell? Hypocrisy? ...

You've lost me... hypocrisy?

 

[Noobz0r]

Ok. I see. Thanks.

What’s that smell? Hypocrisy? ...

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

 

[KohPhi]

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This is us, protecting children from the Bombers sex pests.

I actually take offense to being labelled a pest.

 

[Noobz0r]

Jinx!

 

[Agent93]

I actually don't recall you at all so I would say we are even.

Early onset Alzheimer's is unfortunate. Thoughts and prayers to your family.