Official Match Thread Season 26 First Preliminary Final: Mount Buller Demons vs Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome

[FinBar19]

Hey Demons,

How are the Mad Monday plans coming along? Have you got a venue sorted?

I look forward to seeing the photos.

We haven’t yet, last I heard a lot of the better venues are booked up on the 17th of December but we’re still on the lookout

 

[sausageroll]

I actually had him as a drunk bulldog fan cheering after the 2016 finals

I'm still a drunk Bombers fan cheering after the 2000 finals

...and a drugged up Bombers fan doing whatever it takes to win the next one

 

[Firestarter]

That’s true!

I'm certain that should be an H not a C.

 

[cooney]

I'm certain that should be an H not a C.

I have no idea what you’re on about

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I'm still a drunk Bombers fan cheering after the 2000 finals

...and a drugged up Bombers fan doing whatever it takes to win the next one

What’s this premiership thing you speak of???

 

[sausageroll]

I'm certain that should be an H not a C.

Hunt?

 

[Firestarter]

I have no idea what you’re on about

Hunt?

Horndog.

 

[Van_Dyke]

We’ll do it for you and every other poor sod that ever had to be a leader at this club.

being the captain of this club is genuinely enough to drive someone to become an alcoholic

 

[brucetiki]

Ummmm no comment...anyway where is brucetiki ?

No comment

 

[cooney]

Horndog.

Definitely not! Couldn’t be far from the truth haha, occasionally yes but I’m not into that sort of thing I wanna settle down and have a serious dating time now

 

[Firestarter]

being the captain of this club is genuinely enough to drive someone to become an alcoholic

If it's local beer then a bad alcoholic.

 

[manangatang]

No comment

BRUCEEEEYYYYY

 

[Far Kern]

How are your Moos going Far Kern?

Happily licking their lick and drinking their drink at the minute.

At the moment I’m working with the Park Rangers in the hope of using the moos and a big bucket of water just on the forest side of my back fence to lure down the two poor horsies that were abandoned. They seem to want to hang around my cows when they’re in the up paddock, so I’m holding the moos up there for a little longer. We have a capture attempt lined up on Saturday and they now know who the naughty owner is.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Just to be clear - when I do this is the straw my utensil? Or am I eating three litres of jelly and a straw?

I don’t want to put myself through any unnecessary burden.

Good question.

No idea. I don't make up the challenges, I'm merely the witty charismatic host.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Oh no Yak, he’s trying to confound you with the language of ye childhood.

Doth entertain the deceit.

Silence!!

For thee hafth no fury as to the undermining of ones attempted undermining....

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Onto it. Why does the jelly taste like urine?

Trade secret.

Ant Bear's original recipe I believe.

 

[manangatang]

Trade secret.

Ant Bear's original recipe I believe.

Well it's a little nutty, but generally quite sessionable. It's a yes from me.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I actually had him as a drunk bulldog fan cheering after the 2016 finals

Probably...

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Well it's a little nutty, but generally quite sessionable. It's a yes from me.

There is beer in there*



(* indirectly)

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Really really?

 

[Far Kern]

Trade secret.

Ant Bear's original recipe I believe.

Well it's a little nutty, but generally quite sessionable. It's a yes from me.

Highly acidic soon. If you’re going to indulge do so promptly.

 

[Firestarter]

Now I want some KFC... damn I'm hungry.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Now I want some KFC... damn I'm hungry.

Y u do dis?

.... now I'm hungry too.

 

[philreich]

Happily licking their lick and drinking their drink at the minute.

At the moment I’m working with the Park Rangers in the hope of using the moos and a big bucket of water just on the forest side of my back fence to lure down the two poor horsies that were abandoned. They seem to want to hang around my cows when they’re in the up paddock, so I’m holding the moos up there for a little longer. We have a capture attempt lined up on Saturday and they now know who the naughty owner is.

Pffft pull the udder one - sounds like a load of bull .

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I too am hungry.