Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 1: Gumbies FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at House of Gumby

[Fryer Tuck]

Best memories.

Rescue lamb from barbed fence.
Dredge creek for yabbie.
Cook yabbie and wash it down with a vintage red at 12 because 3000 acres.

cooney missing out man.

This wasn't you, was it, Mr Vintage Wine?

 

[StFly]

This wasn't you, was it, Mr Vintage Wine?

Not at the same time no.

Also, You only do that with a goat that wants to become a mountain variety, everyone knows that.

 

[RU_]

But you were at the Furies when I was there... aw man!


Oh, BTW RU_ , Pants' new name is... sigh... Mr Poopybutthole

Seriously.

What's taking you galahs so long to get the water? Can't you see how unclean I am?

What do you mean his name is pantskyle?! Pants is now working just fine for me!

 

[manangatang]

The longest alleys sometimes are surrounding by mandarin trees.

The earth is slow but the ox is patient.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

The longest alleys sometimes are surrounding by mandarin trees.

The earth is slow but the ox is patient.

 

[manangatang]

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!

 

[manangatang]

Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!

A weed is a plant we've found no use for yet

 

[Fryer Tuck]

A weed is a plant we've found no use for yet

To be is to do — Socrates.
To do is to be — Sartre.
Do Be Do Be Do — Sinatra.

 

[manangatang]

To be is to do — Socrates.
To do is to be — Sartre.
Do Be Do Be Do — Sinatra.

The owl of Minerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk

 

[Fryer Tuck]

The owl of Minerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk

When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

 

[manangatang]

When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

 

[RU_]

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

I can’t work out if it’s hatred or pleasure in my gut feeling about your username right now. It’s perplexing.

 

[manangatang]

I can’t work out if it’s hatred or pleasure in my gut feeling about your username right now. It’s perplexing.

It’s a place name in Victoria. Don’t hate the player hate the game.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

I can’t work out if it’s hatred or pleasure in my gut feeling about your username right now. It’s perplexing.

He who doesn't dig a pitfall for himself at least has one less pitfall to fall into.

I can’t work out if it’s hatred or pleasure in my gut feeling about your username right now. It’s perplexing.

Aargh! You combo-breaker!

 

[StFly]

I'm still wondering if Orange is named after the fruit or the colour....

 

[RU_]

It’s a place name in Victoria. Don’t hate the player hate the game.

Ah, you’re one of those! That explains it. .

 

[Fryer Tuck]

I'm still wondering if Orange is named after the fruit or the colour....

The colour was named after the fruit.

 

[manangatang]

The colour was named after the fruit.

Yes, and it upsets me that I still get caught calling it geoluhread.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Yes, and it upsets me that I still get caught calling it geoluhread.

Praise be the Orange! Giving us a mucher catchier name for geoluhread. Shame about anyone using it for rhymes.

Then again geoluhread is a bit awkward to use in poems and songs... that colour is just not meant for class literature.

 

[brucetiki]

This is a complete joke!



...you forgot to tag brucetiki

 

[sausageroll]

No, not you. I tagged brucetiki

 

[StFly]

The colour was named after the fruit.

Well sure, but, chicken or egg yeah?

Fruit before colour before town but does the town have long memories no memories or a penchant for being lazy bastards in naming things?

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Well sure, but, chicken or egg yeah?

Fruit before colour before town but does the town have long memories no memories or a penchant for being lazy bastards in naming things?

Egg obviously.

And Orange the Town was named after the Prince of Orange, William II of the Netherlands.

 

[Headless]

Egg obviously.

And Orange the Town was named after the Prince of Orange, William II of the Netherlands.

No, YOU'RE bad at qootball.