Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 1: Gumbies FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at House of Gumby

[Yakker]

This you?

No, that’s my brother

This is me

 

[Yakker]

Sounds like a real Relton Roberts story.

I will watch with interest.

Me too, I’d grab some popcorn but Relton ate it all.

 

[StFly]

Ok bastards

I’m back from a week up north chasing big fish. I’m gonna read through the entire thread and pick Round 1 Flathead of the week for S26 pretty soon so stake you claims.

My bets are on StFly

If by flathead you mean the instigator of rule changes for this season then you are pretty spot on, if by flathead you mean successor to c2r then I'm afraid not, but lemme check my premiership captain medallion and I'll get back to you.

 

[Yakker]

So, Gumbies

A lot of preseason chatter that things have changed for you lot. I’m not convinced. Where’s the mongrel. I mean, we’ve got Tarkyn_24 and cooney throwing hands and Headless is talking shit. Haven’t seen a lot from the Gumbies yet. What’s up wid dat?

 

[Headless]

So, Gumbies

A lot of preseason chatter that things have changed for you lot. I’m not convinced. Where’s the mongrel. I mean, we’ve got Tarkyn_24 and cooney throwing hands and Headless is talking shit. Haven’t seen a lot from the Gumbies yet. What’s up wid dat?

I consulted with cooney, and manangatang has been their best poster.

 

[Yakker]

If by flathead you mean the instigator of rule changes for this season then you are pretty spot on, if by flathead you mean successor to c2r then I'm afraid not, but lemme check my premiership captain medallion and I'll get back to you.

No by Flathead I mean opposition player displaying ^^^ this type of behaviour. Congrats on front runner status

 

[StFly]

No by Flathead I mean opposition player displaying ^^^ this type of behaviour. Congrats on front runner status

Status of determining what dialect of English you're speaking?

 

[Fryer Tuck]

So, Gumbies

A lot of preseason chatter that things have changed for you lot. I’m not convinced. Where’s the mongrel. I mean, we’ve got Tarkyn_24 and cooney throwing hands and Headless is talking shit. Haven’t seen a lot from the Gumbies yet. What’s up wid dat?

Mongrel? I thought the idea was to have character, not to be a generic mish-mash?

 

[Yakker]

Status of determining what dialect of English you're speaking?

You wanna buy a comma ,,,,,, yeah?

 

[Headless]

not to be a generic mish-mash?

Oh.

Well this entirely ruins my Sweet FA persona.

 

[Yakker]

Mongrel? I thought the idea was to have character, not to be a generic mish-mash?

Mmmmm mash



Hang on , you calling us spuds?

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Oh.

Well this entirely ruins my Sweet FA persona.

Oh don't be like that. You're an absolute hoot during the "Head Volleyball" get-togethers, where you and your headless chums can lol at Nearly Headless Nick. What a loser that guy is.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

You’re supposed to call your brother in for backup, not Mobbs.

Uncle_Leo get in here!

I’m here. DemonJim is abhorrent

 

[Yakker]

I’m here. DemonJim is abhorrent

Ooohhh look, it’s Luncle Eo. Do you play for the Gumbies?

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Mmmmm mash

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Hang on , you calling us spuds?

Don't put words into my mouth.

I talk about the Dragons. If not for Phemo, I couldn't tell you what the character of that team is.

 

[Yakker]

Don't put words into my mouth.

You don’t like mashed potato and gravy? What kind of monster are you?

 

[Fryer Tuck]

You don’t like mashed potato and gravy? What kind of monster are you?

Well, now that I suppose we're here... I just don't get it with KFC and chicken? Coleslaw works better with chicken. Mash goes better with steak!

 

[Yakker]

Well, now that I suppose we're here... I just don't get it with KFC and chicken? Coleslaw works better with chicken. Mash goes better with steak!

Nope, KFC chips dipped into KFC mashed potato and gravy.


Alll in favour say aye

 

[Thetrader15]

I shall look forward to having little impact in a big win

What's new...oh, the big win

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Nope, KFC chips dipped into KFC mashed potato and gravy.


Alll in favour say aye

Hey now, I'm a fan of double spuds, don't get me wrong. But I would like it more if I can mix my meat into it as well. The meat's a bit lonely otherwise.

 

[Headless]

Fryer, do you feel like a bit of a lone wolf at the moment?

 

[BLERN]

It has. By me. Personally. Single handed. I’ve made it my life mission so everyone in the universe would be well advised to become extremely frightened right now.

I dont get frightened. I have solid form in the midfield. It doesnt matter who is played on me

 

[Headless]

BLERN, do you feel like a bit of a lone wolf at the moment?

 

[manangatang]

I consulted with cooney, and manangatang has been their best poster.

Lol. Never change.

 

[manangatang]

Nope, KFC chips dipped into KFC mashed potato and gravy.


Alll in favour say aye

aye.

Although I'm on a self-imposed KFC ban. 11 years clean.