Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 1: Gumbies FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at House of Gumby

[BLERN]

All we need to do is go into the other match threads and tag you into them. You'll be too busy for this thread

Im already getting into them.

This new format is slowing me down. So it will likely work if you get people mass tagging me

 

[BRAB]

First 3 posts as a Geelong player.

• **** my life
• Juices flowing
• Fryer daddy played me.

I'm literally in career best form.

 

[sausageroll]

That's 90 degrees to you. Get it right.

That's a complete 180 on what you said yesterday

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

But yeah. Anyway. Has anybody seen Yakker?

You muted him.

 

[hotkorma]

That's a complete 180 on what you said yesterday

I did a pop shove it one time.

 

[sausageroll]

Im already getting into them.

This new format is slowing me down. So it will likely work if you get people mass tagging me

I'm not religious. Sorry.

 

[BLERN]

I'm not religious. Sorry.

Thats good.

I dont think i could handle it if you started worshipping me aswell.

I keep telling people im just a man. They just dont believe me

 

[sausageroll]

I did a pop shove it one time.

I had to google that. You made me feel so uncool.
I'll tell you where you can shove it!

 

[BLERN]

I had to google that. You made me feel so uncool.
I'll tell you where you can shove it!

 

[sausageroll]

Thats good.

I dont think i could handle it if you started worshipping me aswell.

I keep telling people im just a man. They just dont believe me

Have you tried this approach?

 

[BLERN]

Have you tried this approach?

I dont have a hat thats suitable in my collection yet. Otherwise i would

 

[hotkorma]

I had to google that. You made me feel so uncool.
I'll tell you where you can shove it!

All this 180 talk you know.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Did we win?

 

[JackNah_8]

I dont have a hat thats suitable in my collection yet. Otherwise i would

Do you have any visors?

 

[BLERN]

Do you have any visors?

I have several. Even some signed ones.

I have a very impressive hat collection from all over the world

 

[JackNah_8]

I have several. Even some signed ones.

I have a very impressive hat collection from all over the world

Very impressive !! On that note I'm joining your team lol


TJASTA

 

[BLERN]

Very impressive !! On that note I'm joining your team lol


TJASTA

Gumbies sign JackNah_8

 

[sausageroll]

All this 180 talk you know.

Well, it's better than three bullseyes

...unless you're pegging 150.

 

[TJASTA]

Very impressive !! On that note I'm joining your team lol


TJASTA

Gumbies sign JackNah_8

You would fit their style, inactive

 

[BLERN]

Well, it's better than three bullseyes

...unless you're pegging 150.

Who pegs 150 with a triple bull

Everyone knows t20, t18, d18 is the way to go

 

[BLERN]

You would fit their style, inactive

Yep im well known for my inactivity

 

[TJASTA]

Yep im well known for my inactivity

You play for the Gumbies now?
#gotem

 

[sausageroll]

Who pegs 150 with a triple bull

Everyone knows t20, t18, d18 is the way to go

I didn't say it isn't. I just said triple bull is better than triple 20 if you're pegging 150.
Unless you're so far ahead you can afford to be cocky and finish from 150 with t20, t20, t20 for the bust... and then t20, t18, d18

 

[BLERN]

You play for the Gumbies now?
#gotem

Indeed i do.

I cant use my strategy of pretending i play for everyone else now that everyone seems to know me

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I learnt from the best, both yourself and Van_Dyke taught me well


Watch it fella or you’ll be playing back pocket for this one



Odds on to be the shortest captains tenure in the history of the Sweet FA


Turn it up!!!





He’s like the 27 year old that had the same girlfriend since he was 14. Just wants to sow his wild oats. He’ll retun



MBD are only ever hot mate




Who the tag did you frick? Is this a round out to your last you know?



What?




Is this the baggage check in line?


I’m confused



Gumbies and fun have not always been synonymous, we look forward to the change.



Yessssss!



Come home



How can I respect anyone when I cannot respect myself?



Want me to pm you the link to the latest Mathers catalogue mate?


Yep, ok......



I’m confused again



We shouldn’t throw stones




Flat out keeping up with this one mate



20th season huh? Time to celebrate with a BP possie I say



Bag Snag



It’s the wrong way to the shop if you wanna ........ I give up.



If sausage rolls had arms and legs the wouldn’t need to roll.



Turn it up




I find it irony that someone called headless can talk



Ahhhh crap.... can I ******ant my previous quote?


Except when The Filth Wizard is on line



TheDarkDwarf get in here and break some knee caps mate


Yep, another fine example




This multi quote is getting outta hand



I am optimistically pessimistic



I’ve been to Bali too



Hey I did that joke



I live in Clown Town



Those squirty flower things are piss funny




Old


This



I’d like to see this



Did JackNah_8 sign with us sausageroll ?


That’s what I told my marriage counselor


Can’t possibl go back, I’m exhausted

Spamming again I see.