Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 1: Gumbies FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at House of Gumby

[BRAB]

Lol kiddo yourself.

I’m old enough to be your mother.

I don't have a mother.

Can you be my mother.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I don't have a mother.

Can you be my mother.

Sure. I’ve always wanted a daughter.

 

[BRAB]

Sure. I’ve always wanted a daughter.

Thanks daddy xx

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Thanks daddy xx

Ew.

Am I at the Swamprats?

 

[manangatang]

Seems as if the ressurection of the Gumbies has failed only a couple days into the season

The only thing worse than a failed erection is a failed resurrection.

Or so I’ve heard.

 

[fumbler]

3121 premiers your new team is very welcoming!

Hey friends.

Shall we all slap each other on the bottom and chum up with a jolly good sing along?

 

[BRAB]

Ew.

Am I at the Swamprats?

Are you requesting a resim?

If not, you're probably not a swamprat.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hey friends.

Shall we all slap each other on the bottom and chum up with a jolly good sing along?

I am at the Swamprats

 

[BRAB]

Jivlain

Come talk shit in your first game thread whilst we await Tom Cutler being announced a saint at the tribunal tonight.

 

[JackNah_8]

I am at the Swamprats

It's ok, now you can play with I Dont Care llol

 

[Headless]

I did too. This early season activity has me worried.

There's something unwholesome about an active cats2rise.

 

[BRAB]

hotkorma

Tell me something about you

 

[nahnah]

hotkorma you don't have to if you don't want to

 

[Jivlain]

Jivlain

Come talk shit in your first game thread whilst we await Tom Cutler being announced a saint at the tribunal tonight.

Don't say that, they'll offer him $6 million over three.

 

[Jivlain]

cant wait to get my hands on that sweet sweet can

Remember to spend some time in an oxygen tent, apparently it increases your qooty powers.

 

[BLERN]

Remember to spend some time in an oxygen tent, apparently it increases your qooty powers.

Im happy to allow others to utilise the oxygen tent for now.

My qooty powers are already amazingly high. Its time we increse yours to my level. Soon enough people will see the gumbies as the unstoppable force that we are becoming

 

[hotkorma]

hotkorma

Tell me something about you

Vegetarian, left foot bigger than right, have no earlobes.

 

[hotkorma]

hotkorma you don't have to if you don't want to

DAMNIT

 

[manangatang]

Hey friends.

Shall we all slap each other on the bottom and chum up with a jolly good sing along?

Who is this?

 

[manangatang]

Vegetarian, left foot bigger than right, have no earlobes.

Birthmark the shape of a Sulphur-Crested Cockatoo on your left testicle?

 

[BLERN]

Who is this?

he is the new recruit at the Hawks, but is currently at the Royals

 

[manangatang]

he is the new recruit at the Hawks, but is currently at the Royals

Never heard of him.

I used to love that fumbler bloke - anyone remember him?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

There's something unwholesome about an active cats2rise.

You could also say there’s something unwholesome about someone without a head...

 

[hotkorma]

Never heard of him.

I used to love that fumbler bloke - anyone remember him?

Is it true he gets a free bumble premium subscription on account of having a rhyming name?

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Forgive me, for I am about to sin, because I don't have the powers of a mod or Premium member.

It's the season opener! Let's have at it!

hotkorma
DERO
jmoo wan
Jeremias
Bucketss​